Should anyone here know of any reason that this couple should
not be joined in holy matrimony, speak now
or forever hold your peace.
Really? Nobody's gonna object?
We're all just gonna let this happen?
What is the objection?
I didn't want to be a hero, but, you know what?
My ankle tattoo says "Carpe Diem."
Seize the carp.
So, fine.
Stop the wedding.
Amy, what the (bleep)?
What the (bleep) you, Sasha.
I'm gonna say it.
What are you talking about?
I was outside, bumming a smoke yesterday,
after the free rehearsal dinner.
Thank you guys so much for that.
And I'm outside and I remember
that I overheard something
interesting that one of your bridesmaids told me.
Who? Which bridesmaid?
Okay, which one did I talk to yesterday?
Okay.
You asked me to help you find your car.
I said you shouldn't be driving because you seemed drunk.
No. Before that.
Before that, wiseass.
What-- No, what did you say?
You told me something really revealing about Chris.
Right?
What's your name?
Pam.
That's not it.
No. Sit down.
Right down.
Do not sit down.
(Amy) Sit down, Pam.
Sit down, Pam.
There's an elephant in the room, y'all, and it stanks!
Everybody wants you to stop.
You do, Chris.
But this side of the room has my back
and so do other people.
I'm looking at you, Janine.
She told me also.
What are you talking about?
Grow up!
Janine gave me a piece of gum earlier.
She also dished some dirt too.
Are you done?
Are you done lying, Chris?
Don't forget, you hooked up with me in college.
That was me.
You're also a piece of (bleep).
No, I'm not.
Fair enough.
Only time will tell.
But for now, cat's out of the bag.
(meows)
Wake up.
Wake up, San Francisco.
I don't know.
I believe the answer to all your questions is right here.
I think I had written something down earlier about this.
Oh, I have gum.
Do you want this? You don't care.
Is there something you need to tell me?
Of course not, babe.
Okay.
Are you sure?
Okay, fine.
I'm gay, I (bleep) dudes.