- [Anthony] That is wrong.
- [Ian] Come on!
Who's a better cuddler?
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- Hello, I'm Anthony Rizzo, and this is Bae vs. Ballplayer.
Let's meet the contestants.
First, my lovely wife, Emily Rizzo.
Emily, why don't you say a few words about yourself?
- [Emily] Hi, I'm Emily Rizzo, and I'm the proud mother of Kevin.
- Love that.
Thank you.
We have Ian Happ.
You want me to try to get the smile today?
Today, we're competing on...
- [Together] Bae vs. Ballplayer.
- Were we supposed to say it too? - Ding!
- I don't think so.
- All right.
This is Round 1 of Bae vs. Ballplayer.
Each question I ask is worth 100 points.
We'll see who knows me best.
Start with Question Number 1.
Who is my favorite musical artist?
Let's start with Ian.
- [Female] [Inaudible].
- Mötley Crüe.
Great answer, but that is wrong.
- Come on!
- Emily?
- Chainsmokers. - The Chainsmokers is Number 1.
- Good for me.
- Wow.
Question Number 2.
What is my biggest pet peeve?
I don't think you know this one, Ian, because we've never had to do this,
but unfortunately, Emily and I have had to do this a couple of times and I
don't like it.
- I'm going to go with something that is definitely not right.
- Emily?
- Sharing deodorant.
- One hundred percent.
Ian?
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Question Number 3.
What was my worst subject in school?
- Ooh.
- Probably put all of them.
Ian, you're probably going to be wrong, so let's reveal your answer first.
- Math.
- Math is right!
One hundred points for you. - All right!
- Emily?
- Math. - Math is right.
One hundred points for Emily. - Darn it!
- Emily, three for three.
Love that about you.
This could be a tough one because I have a lot of fears.
What is my biggest fear?
Ian?
- Flying.
- Flying is right, yes.
Dying on a plane crash is more right.
So, biggest fear is dying on a plane, so does flying count as that?
You know what?
We'll give it to him.
I'll give points for each.
- Yeah!
- What is my favorite thing to spend money on?
I'll give you a hint, we were just talking about it.
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Emily?
- Watches.
- Watches is correct.
- Yes!
- Ian? - Watches.
- Watches is correct. - What a hint!
What a hint!
- The score is 500, Emily and 300, Ian.
We'll be right back on Bae vs. Ballplayer.
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This is Round 2 where I'm going to take the hot seat between Emily and Ian.
They're going to ask me questions and whoever I pick between the 2 of them
gets 50 points.
Emily, you go first.
- Who is a better dancer, me or Ian?
- You.
- Yeah. - You.
But you got, like, the old lady moves, like…
- Who's a safer driver, me or Emily?
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- I don't really have much room to talk, but I'm going to go with Ian.
- Yes!
- Have you ever actually been in a car where Ian
is driving? - Yeah, yeah.
Drives a Jeep Grand Cherokee.
It was very safe and music level was perfect, temperature was perfect,
the ride was smooth. - Okay.
- Yeah.
- It's a clean car.
- It's clean, has a good scent.
Let's go on to the next question.
- All right.
Who makes you laugh more, me or Ian?
- You.
That's easy.
How does he make me laugh?
He doesn't even smile, I mean…
- Who is less likely to be late for an important event?
- Ian Happ, 1000% percent.
- Felt really confident about that one.
- Wow, two to two so far.
- Doesn't matter what time I start getting ready, I'm going to be late.
Who are you least likely to get into an argument with?
- Ian.
- Yeah.
- Sorry, babe.
- It's okay.
- Who's a better cuddler?
- This is hands down, Emily, because now we've got the little dog
and it's just perfect.
It's like it's part of the little family.
That's the end of Round 2.
Emily has 650 points.
Ian has 450 points.
We move on to Round 3, and we'll see who wins this thing.
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This is Round 3.
This is the pop quiz round.
We got Emily in the isolation booth.
Here with the ballplayer, Ian, I have a series of 10 questions.
I'm going to put 60 seconds on the board.
For every question right, you get 50 points.
Are you ready?
- Yes.
- Smile for the camera.
- No.
- Okay.
Question Number 1.
Do I dance at a wedding or do I stay seated?
- Dance.
- Would I rather bungee jump or swim with sharks?
- Swim with sharks.
Ocean guy.
- That's wrong.
- I got it right.
- If it weren't for baseball… That was right.
Football or basketball?
- Football.
- Correct.
Marvel or Star Wars?
- Marvel.
- Caramel crisp or cheese popcorn?
- Cheese.
- Cheese is right.
Wow, you're going to get 10 out of 10.
Would I rather watch Will Ferrell or Tom Cruise movie?
- Will Ferrell.
- Chicken wings or hamburgers?
- Chicken wings.
- Did I get married in December or January?
- December.
- Would I rather go to a water park or go camping?
- Water park.
- Do I want bae to win or ballplayer to win?
- Ballplayer.
No!
- What a great round!
Eight out of ten for Ian.
I thought you had 10 for 10.
- Well, I thought you wanted me to win.
- I mean, I do, but I can't say that to my wife.
- You really do.
- Get off the stage.
We got bae on stage.
Bae, Ian got 8 out of 10.
- [Crosstalk], am I? - The score is 850 to 650.
So I'm expecting 10 from 10 out of you because you're my wife and you
supposedly love me.
- Fair.
- Ten questions, 60 seconds on the board.
Are you ready?
- Yes.
- Do I dance at a wedding or stay seated?
- Dance.
Would I rather bungee jump or swim with sharks?
- Swim with sharks.
- If it weren't for baseball, would I rather play
football or basketball?
- Football.
- Do I prefer Marvel or Star Wars?
- Marvel.
- Do I prefer caramel crisp or cheese popcorn?
- Caramel.
- Would I rather watch Will Ferrel or a Tom Cruise movie?
- Will Ferrell.
- Chicken wings or hamburgers?
- Chicken wings.
Yes.
- Did we get married in December or January?
- December.
- Would I rather go to a water park or go camping?
- Water park.
What!
[Inaudible].
- Do I want bae to win or ballplayer to win?
- Bae.
- All right.
The numbers are in and the finals are tallied.
We have Ian with 850 total points.
- And Emily with 1050 points.
Very close matchup.
We have an amazing prize.
I want to thank both contestants, bae and ballplayer.
Let's see what bae won.
- [Announcer] Today's prize is this one-of-a-kind Anthony Rizzo swimsuit.
- It looks so good.
- How do you feel about your prize?
- I am ecstatic.
- How do you feel about winning?
- Great.
- Ian, how do you feel about losing?
- I'm sad and jealous.
- We'll see you next time on…
- Bae vs. Ballplayer!
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- Yeah, amazing!
Thanks for coming!
[Inaudible].
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