- Okay. We got to press play.
- Ooh.
- [Announcer] Beginnings can be painful.
- Skip it.
- You have a support system. I am a support system.
- I'll be-
- Dad, I told you we needed to upgrade the wifi.
(techno music)
- We're going to be giving the people what they want.
- I'm Casey, I'm the, um. Sorry, you know that, I'm uh-I'm-
I'm, like, super nervous.
- I've heard about you.
- Good things?
- You punched a girl in the face and got suspended, so, no.
- Not a great start.
- Hey Newton. Hey Sam.
- [Robotic narrator] She's here.
Oh, lordy, what should I do?
Run.
- Why are you running? Why are you running?
- Okay. Bye.
- Bye.
- I'm gay.
- Let's go, honey bear.
(In the Hall of the Mountain King starts)
Can I come in?
- [Robotic narrator] Gay. Gay. Say something. Quick.
- Okay.
- [Robotic narrator] Oh Jesus. Well, this is humiliating.
I could leave the country and ignore all my problems?
- He's such a dick.
- [Robotic narrator] Yes queen. Marry me. There she is.
- Hi.
- [Robotic narrator] The love of my life.
- Oh, you're staying here.
- [Robotic narrator] Forever?
- I was afraid of losing you.
- [Robotic narrator] Oh, okay.
Are we going to kiss?
Gay, gay, gay. Just don't panic. Too late, I'm panicking.
Yeah, this is the one. My future wife.
I should probably let go.
Do I want to? Nah.
- I'm so glad I have a friend like you. (music stops)
- [Robotic narrator] Friend? Friend?
I thought we're in love.
- Every day I wake up-
- [Robotic narrator] And get friend zoned.
- I'm gonna skip this morning, I'm a little tired.
- Yeah, of course you are.
You were all fooling around with your friend all night.
- I gotta-
- Gay. Go. Go, I've gotta
- Go. See ya.
- Sorry. I shouldn't laugh at that.
- I just, I know I haven't known it for that long
but I, like, love her, like-
We just got so close so fast.
- Yeah, girls are weird.
- Yeah.
♪ We danced in the moonlight ♪
♪ Held hands in the park ♪
♪ We strolled by the river and- ♪
- I just feel like, we're supposed to be friends.
Be friends.
- No, I mean, we're just friends.
- Friends.
(laughter)
- I'm her date.
- Oh, okay.
- You know, if it helps you remember, I'm the one in Tweed.
- I thought you two were a couple.
- What?
(operatic music plays)
(crowd chanting)
- Casey.
- Mom.
- Oh, sorry.
- How queer phobic of you.
- Because I was jealous.
- Why?
- You know why.
- [Narration] Excuse me a minute. (frantic music begins)
- Gay.
(frantic music continues) (crashing and explosions)
- I think that I might have feelings. (dramatic reverb)
- Who?
- Izzie.
- [Robotic narrator] Izzie
- Is a girl?
- Steve.
- Oh.
- Holy shit.
- You're making me feel crazy.
If I knew that you were going to all be weird
and that this was going to jeopardize our friendship,
I never in a million years would have told you how I felt.
Because it is becoming incredibly clear
that you don't feel the same way.
(applause and cheering) (upbeat violin music plays)
- Here we go, lesbians, come on.
Let's go. Let's go, lesbians, let's go.
- It was, actually, the highlight of my life
- [Izzie] It's a freaking miracle
the two of us are still alive.
- I know.
- You know, I knew you two were going to fall in love.
(upbeat music starts)
♪ Hey! You and me wanna play everything ♪
♪ And nobody gets it, not like we get it ♪
♪ Cause we know broken things are better when ♪
(upbeat music fades)