- Oh, don't leave.
- (in foreign language)
- Jasmine (in foreign language)
(sultry guitar music)
- It's Joyce, your girl.
- Hi, I'm Jasmine.
And today I'm gonna be listening
to a bunch of different European languages
and determining which one is the sexiest.
- I have a PhD in knowing the sex appeal in languages.
So, I feel confident.
- I studied French in college for four years.
- I've actually been to Paris which was nice.
The culture is great, the food is great.
I really love France.
- I've been to Europe a few times.
I've been to Spain, Switzerland, Austria.
- All right, so let's bring on the first European.
(laughter) You can't even throw this.
- It won't go over my ponytail.
- Come on, bring it, daddy.
- [Announcer] Miss Romania.
- I'm so shy.
- Wow.
- I'm sweating.
- Let me give you the story.
She's a spy and she's sending me a secret message.
You know we can't talk to each other,
we can't look at each other
so we just have these one small recordings
that are like in the little pen and the invisible ink.
- Well, I have never heard this language.
It almost sounds Russian.
- (sighs)
This is the love of my life, who knew?
- Oh, don't leave.
- Let's bring on European #2.
- [Announcer] Mr. Italy.
- Oh, ciao. (laughter)
- Whoa, he's getting comfy on the bed.
- Yeah, that's extra brownie points right there.
- Jesus, mhm.
- Good.
Yes.
Okay.
- (sighs)
- He destroyed my life.
- Destroyed it.
- This is the kind of dude
that destroys your life, you know?
- To pieces.
- Yeah, the one that just like sits there
and is just like staring at you.
I have dreams.
I'm gonna go to Ivy League school.
I'm gonna be the baddest in the world.
And then, before you know it,
3 months later, you're pregnant.
- My hands are really sweaty.
Bello? You like that?
- Mhm.
- What else do you like?
- I can't say on camera. (laughter)
- I think I've heard enough.
- Okay, thank you, bye, see you later.
Adobo.
Oh, wow, bye.
Bring on the next one.
- [Announcer] Miss Portugal.
- Ooh.
Mhm.
Ooh.
(laughter)
Good, how are you?
Cheese. (laughter)
We're hitting it off.
- You know what, this reminds me of like a film,
a film where it's just like the bright, like movie girl
with like the long, whispery hair.
Wow.
(foreign language)
- Her laugh was sexy.
(laughter)
- Sunshine girl, I'll see you again.
(foreign language)
- Bye.
Oh, I think she said,
"It was so nice to meet you,
you're the best person I've ever met"
and I'm saying, you too.
Bye.
(guitar music)
- Let's bring back the Europeans.
- I'm not crying.
Oh my gosh, you guys are so pretty.
- Oh, I'm so scared. (laughter)
(screams)
Hi!
- That experience was fun.
I love learning about languages.
I love hot people.
The three languages that I heard today,
one was Romania, killin' it.
Number two was Italian, of course.
And number three was Portuguese.
'cause I watch a lot of Brazil dramas.
- Okay, let's see.
The first one felt like I was running away with someone
who I really love and was like,
I'm not gonna listen to what the world
is trying to make me do.
The second one was like (laughter)
But the third one was like
her laugh is sex.
- You know, as an equal opportunity hoe,
I just love hearing languages from all the countries
and today I'm gonna make my final decision
on which accent is the sexiest.
- I think the sexiest one was Portuguese.
I think it was her laugh.
I'm not doing this again, it's too sweaty.
It makes me sweat too much.
- And like a true Gemini,
I'm gonna say all of them.
Sexiness cannot be quantitative.
- It was nice to meet all of you.
(guitar music)