I look like a hooker troll!
I look a little uneven, Becky.
It looks like I got a little bit more sun on one side.
This was in the recycling, Try Guys.
Who ate the pork katsu?
Who ate it?
You want the tea?
You want the tea, Rachel?
I don’t know what that is.
- The tea!
You call it tea? - Sippin on the tea!
Yeah! Spilling tea.
This is so funny I’ve never heard that before!
But it could be…it could be anything.
It could be like, “spill the”…
No.
Spill the…cocoa!
No, no.
I don’t understand why it has to be tea.
Maggie, can you guess what that says?
I wanna see! I wanna see what you think it says.
This means that she’s a little nervous
and then she’s gonna get over it
and she’s gonna fight, fight, fight
and this is a closing of one chapter of her life
and she’s gonna make a lot of money
and then she’s gonna be happy on her throne
with all her money.
(all laughing)
[Ariel] That’s exactly where I was going with that!
[Becky] Perfect! I love it!
Why do you even have me here?
Is this…2017?
Oh it is 2017!
Oh my god! That was magical!
I’m basically a sommelier!
I swear to god if you pull out the guacamole…
You know what it feels like, Ariel! You know what it feels like!
Why with the plastic?
What makeup do you have at home that feels like that, Ariel?
I was going for the dirt.
‘Cause I thought dirt would work!
But this is hummus.
I’m so sorry, Becky!
I’m so sorry!
This feels like an attack.
Who left this on?
There was one time in Peru,
I didn’t even know I was getting a tarot card reading.
The only thing I remember is she flipped a bunch of cards over
and told me, “vas a casar un hombre super super white.”
(repeating) “Super super white”
If anybody in Peru met Zach, they would say
“Super super white!”
- Yeah!
That’s actually how we talk about him, here, too.
[Ariel] Can I help you?
(hissing)
Becky, what are you doing?
Just going through the recycling.
Well I was just throwing some stuff out,
Should we say it at the same time? - Sure!
Okay, who would you fuck?
One, two, three,
(in unison) Eugene.
Obviously.
Easy.
Okay, who would you marry?
Ready?
Keith.
Ned!
Yeah.
Uh, and then kill Zach!
It’s only because… [Ariel] I’m so sorry Zach!
It’s only because I can’t…I’m not that caring.
I can’t care for him the way he needs to be.
But I feel like Ned would like…he’s an example of a good husband already.
Yeah!
Keith’s a good husband, Eugene super fuckable.
No signs of Maggie on this desk.
There is only Try Guys and Keith in a ladybug costume.
Baked Mineral Bronzer by Inika in Sunburn.
Sunburn?
Sunbeam.
So the cards only have the power that you give them.
Then, that means that the Ouija board only has the power that you give it.
Talking spirit boards aren’t scary!
I don’t know! I’ve watched a couple movies that would say the contrary… - Becky’s really weird about Ouija boards.
The word “ouija” is a lot like the word “jumanji”.
And Jumanji is also a board game
I’m just saying. - It’s also a board game where you get sucked into the board game…
I’m just saying! But do you think that’s real?
No! I don’t think Jumani is real.
You know why we have to be blindfolded
is because it heightens all of your other…
(in unison) senses.
You can hear what the wine is saying.
I’m wearing a full, fleece,
snood?
What is a snood?
Becky Habersberger! You are from the Midwest! You should know what a snood is!
I’m from the Midwest, I should know what ranch is!
It’s like a neck situation, but also a head thing?
I think she’s describing what dogs wear when they go out, right?
The little, like ski mask?
The ski mask?
They’re like cool ski masks! You can probably get them at Anthropologie.
Like you walk into an Anthropologie and you go up to the person and you say
And ask for a snood?
“Do you carry a…do you carry snoods?”
Okay. A snood. We disgress.
YES!
Do you see Miles filming? He’s filming!
[Ariel] I’m sorry, there’s a point to this video?
Go back in your dungeon! Gosh!
- God!
I would like to not do this anymore.
Can we maybe have some wine?
You’re gonna look like a mermaid.
- I’m a mermaid.
Keith.
Eugene. No, Zach!
It’s just not Ned.
You said it was Eugene or Zach!
It just clearly was not Ned!
I think it’s Zach.
But don’t tell him.
‘Cause I don’t like Zach knowing that I like him.
Ask them, “who were you before you were born?”
“Who were you and where did you live before you came to me?”
And they’ll tell you about their past life.
What?
- Yeah, it happens every single time.
Don’t do it when I’m around!
That’s gonna wig me out.
- Time to get out the ouija board!
This is Pug, and he likes a hug.
There’s a bit of a trick to telling a python from a venomous snake,
A general rule is the shape of a snake’s head.
So, if we have a look at Pug’s head,
he has got a triangular-shaped head.
And see that bubble there?
This generally means that because he doesn’t have fangs,
he’s got lots of extra teeth to help him grab onto his prey.
There’s extra room for those teeth, there.
You just keep your arms kinda like this.
He will just make himself comfortable.
[Matt] He’s gonna hold your hand!
Oh my god his head oh god!
This one’s name’s Charles.
No, Matt, save me! Matt, no!
Oh my god, his head is really next to me.
He feels the vibrations!
No, no, no, no, no!
Do you want me to take him off?
[Zach] You got this Maggie! You’re doing great.
Remember he’s super super muscly.
He can crush his prey
just by squeezing it.
But, this means that he can actually move over you guys really really easily.
So don’t worry!
Did you wash your hands, by the way?
Yes.
I will.
Mm hm?
(sink running)
Uh, if it were a real spa?
- Mm hm.
I probably would have left.
You can rest!
I wasn’t allowed to wear makeup till I was older.
But of course, I was a rebel
Yeah you were.
And I would have makeup in my locker.
And you normally bring in a picture of…
John Krasinski.
Because Becky sends me with a photo of John Krasinski
and says
“Make him look like this!”
And I keep saying, there’s no…
You know, we don’t look the same.
David has never held it like that!
I’m not David!
But I think it’ll turn out fine!
I’ve never stabbed you before in my life!
All my hair, it grows out the side.
I don’t think you have enough!
Which dog of mine do you like the most?
It’s a tie between Pesto and Emma.
But I feel responsible for bringing Kimbop into the world.
You were with me when I adopted Kimbop!
How dare you!
You can’t say you’re his adoptive mom and then put him last in the rank!
Someone’s gotta be last.
That’s true, he is a little crazy.
Look at this chill dog!
Okay, by the end of this video,
you’re gonna reconnect with Kimbop.
You’re gonna really reconnect with him.
(laughing)
Oh my!
Oh, is this Keith?
Why is this framed?
[Keith] What do you think?
Why?
You’re naked!
- Yeah.
Why did you draw your ballsack like that?
=That’s what it looked like in the moment!
I was sitting on a stool!
[Ned] It’s me!
It’s you!
You couldn’t have drawn yourself with an erect penis?
Um…
I really can’t look at anything other than the ballsack.
Why is it such a bulbous ballsack?
And why is your penis all shrunken in like that?
Because it’s, it’s, I was alone!
Were you cold?
It was cold!
That’s why I kept my socks on!
‘Cause it was chilly!
And, I, you know, I started from the glasses,
so by the time I got to the dick
I did the dick last.
It had lost a lot of its “oomph.”
I just think, Ariel, you’re gonna do it so fast
that you could actually do both of ours.
I probably could.
I was kidding about it at first,
but now I’m like I think we could win.
I like winning, and if what it takes to do that is
doing yours, I think I could do it for you. [Keith] Cheating?
It’s not cheating. She’s helping. - There were no ground rules!
There were no rules.
It’s really upsetting.
I’m the most beautiful girl in the world!
Why don’t you love me?
[Keith] I do.
Gimme a kiss!
- Sure.
F*cking horny police back.
- Horny police!
Quick, say something horny!
Noah Centineo is hotter before he talks.
(both laughing)
Did you see that tweet?
(Eugene laughing)
You don’t like compress your boobs when you put on a tight shirt
so why should we compress our penises when we put on tight pants?
Because our boobies are compressed by bras!
Ooooh.
How would you describe how we cook at home?
Do I cook well, how often do I cook,
am I the best boyfriend ever?
Eugene doesn’t cook.
You’re usually the one who cooks.
I’m always the one who cooks.
See, the pandemic is bringing out your domestic side.
You were cleaning toilets, and now you’re cooking, so.
So you like the pandemic.
No, I like who you are in the pandemic.
Oh, my god.
It’s really on there.
Boo! You’re so strong.
I loosened it for you.
I also dressed in the same outfit as Becky.
to be extra cute and very on point. - We wanna be twins.
Yes, we’re like little cult leaders.
(laughing) Yeah.
Um, welcome to our cult.
Oh, I like looking in your eyes while I wash your hands!
[Keith] Okay, that’s enough. That’s enough. That’s enough.
Go to like your nasal labia…or your um
Your nasal labial fold!
My nasal labia?
Uh, I don’t have a labia
and my labia definitely doesn’t have a nose.
Your nasal labial fold!
I-
Honey, don’t talk about my labial folds!
Next!
The penis is smaller than your thumb.
The thumb does not shrink and grow
related to the temperature
the way that a penis does!
I’m telling my parents not to watch this video.
They’re gonna watch it.