Freddie?
Carly?
What are you doing here?
Well, you're dressed like a chicken,
so... what the cluck?
[chuckles]
The fox has been loose for hours,
and Freddie can't catch him,
so I suggested he try and trick it
into thinking he was a chicken.
Obviously, I said no
but then Pearl bit her lip in this really cute way, like...
It's cute when she does it. Why are you here?
I wanted to talk more about Paul.
- Ugh. - You've just been so busy,
and I think it might really be helpful
to have someone else on the team.
Honestly, I'd rather not. I'm sorry.
Oh. Shoot. I really thought you were gonna say yes,
so I'm sorry, too.
Hey, anybody looking for a fox? This guy just loves me.
That was amazing.
Freddie, the fox must've seen your chicken costume.
Come on.
Go home, friend.
Paul, this is Freddie.
He's usually not in a chicken costume.
Yeah, I was gonna say, "What the cluck?"
I just made that joke.
- 'Cause it's really good. - Yeah.
[laughing]
Funny how I didn't laugh either time.
Freddie, I came down here to ask you a question.
Um... Did you want iCarly
to be the most successful web series in history?
Or did you want it to just be like a massive failure?
I mean, probably
the most successful web series in history.
Duh. You don't have to answer a question like that, Freddie.
It begins.
What begins?
This is a partnership.
Get ready for greatness, guys, 'cause I've been brainstorming
and I've got some really, really great ideas.
Freddie, do you want me to share those great ideas
or just keep 'em to myself.
Well, answer the man.
Share.
It begins.
I thought it already began.
Oh, it's begun.
First, focus on merchandising.
Create content that features things you can sell,
like an iCarly doll.
Ooh! Can my doll wear glasses? I've always wanted to see
what I'd look like with glasses on.
She can be as visually impaired as you want.
Next great idea, live tour.
Podcasters make bank on the road, why not you, Carly?
Oh, no. Freddie won't go on tour.
He watched a Dateline about hotel sheets, so...
Cool. Now, my last idea... it's actually not great.
It's amazing.
Would you guys mind if I just shake things up
a little bit, and throw out an amazing idea?
No, Paul. I don't mind.
Collaborate with other influencers.
It... Carly, there's simply no better way to introduce you
to new fans.
I can get you a collab with The Tiny Psychic.
You shut your dirty mouth! (laughing)
What do you think, Freddie?
Do you want to make the greatest episode
of iCarly in history?
Or do you want it to just be like some massive--
Don't do Paul's thing? I will agree to it,
but please don't do Paul's thing.
Wow! She's even tinier in person.
You know what's not tiny? Her list of ex-husbands.
Seven. All dead.
Hey, sorry I'm late, but, uh...
You probably knew that was gonna happen, right?
[laughing]
Doesn't work like that.
In five, four, three, two...
Carly, we'll be doing your past, present
and future card readings today.
Oh. Do you know how I die?
No, don't tell me. Do tell me.
Is it poison? I hope it's poison.
[phone chiming]
Uh, shoot. Sorry.
Um, someone's texting me about the Kevin app.
I'll just... I'll silence it.
Should we just shoot it on my phone?
I've got a prototype of the 2023 PearPhone.
It has, like, 11 cameras.
Just CAT scanned your brain, bro.
We shoot iCarly on my equipment.
First, your past. The chicken card.
The chicken represents possessiveness,
extreme sensitivity and being too busy
to do your job.
Pfft. Seriously?
How much did you pay her to say this, Paul?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Chicken card?
I was literally just dressed like a chicken.
Carly, the next card is your present.
Ah, yes, the fox card.
Oh, come on!
What?
Fox card? I bet the fox card is all the things Paul is.
The fox represents confidence, cleverness, and beginnings.
[yelping]
I did not tell her to say that. Okay?
But I told you it has begun.
Look, I'm not the fox, you're not the chicken, right?
Let's just start over and use my sick PearPhone
that only I and Tom Cruise have.
This is exactly why
I didn't want to bring him on, okay?
He's just trying to make me look bad.
Give me that.
Why? I thought you didn't want it.
- Well, now it's the only way... - Hey.
...we're gonna be able to shoot the segment.
Can you guys just try to work together? Please!
[screaming]
My crystal ball!
It was a marble.
This is all your fault.
Look, I'm sorry, but I cannot work with this guy.
Okay? It's either him or me.
Ah, that's exactly what a chicken would say.
Oh! So I am the chicken?
Hey, I'm Miranda Cosgrove from iCarly.
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