I've never hauled anything this big.
The size of this thing is 12 foot by 12 foot
by 44 feet tall.
There it is, right there.
Wow.
Hey, Shane. How are you doing?
How are you?
We got some issues with your water tower.
The basic plan is going to put it at an angle on my trailer,
where it went over the top of my truck.
But that platform puts me over height,
so I have to lay it flat on my trailer.
So that puts me beyond what I'm permitted for.
I've got to figure out if I can either get a bigger trailer,
or if I'm just going to drive away.
So I don't know where we missed
each other, where we messed up.
He basically didn't give the right dimensions of this thing.
The whole shipment [bleep] up is his fault, not mine.
I think it needed a 40-foot lowboy or--
Well, it's a little bit different configuration
than what I understood.
That's [bleep] pissing me off.
When your problems start becoming my problems,
I've got a problem [bleep].
Not my problem.
It's not getting moved today.
Well, maybe we can work this out.
When you change how you load something
onto a trailer when it's over width and over length,
you have to redo the permit.
I'm usually not a very nice guy.
I'll make sure it's done.
[sighs].
WOMAN (ON PHONE): Department of Transportation.
Yeah.
We've got an issue with a permit,
and I need your help with it.
And I need that permit reissue.
We got to move it today.
If I try to drag it with an overhang,
every cop in the state of Texas is
going to be beelining for me.
They're saying they can get me the permit by 4 o'clock.
OK.
And if they can get me the permit by 4 o'clock,
we can load this thing, lay it down flat on my trailer.
OK.
Pile the car in front, pile the car in back,
and we're off like a prom dress.
Let's get this thing loaded.
[motor rumbling]
The reason why I bought the tower is because I'm planning
on making a spiral staircase through the center of it,
putting in a zipline, where you go and have a bunch of food.
You climb up there to the top with your girlfriend,
and you're going have a bunch of beer
and get wasted, zipline down to your car.
You add alcohol to people that probably aren't that
smart in the first place, and then they're going
to climb 60 feet in the air.
Then they're going to ride a zipline down to a parking lot.
I mean, I make impulse decisions all the time.
This is about [bleep] stupid.
Some of these loads that you have that
are over width and over length, and the states
that you're in dictate the hours that you can transport.
You're not allowed to be out after dark with this thing
because nobody will be able to see it.
So by the time we got all the new permit and everything out,
we got delayed.
Everything that could go wrong today went wrong.
Unfortunately, we're running out of light,
so what we're going to do is we're
going to end up coming and getting
this thing in the morning.
How is he on that light?
That's only about an inch of clearance.
[thump]
Ooh!
Got it.
[laughing]
Trimming trees for the state.
[thump]
That's a big one.
[crash]
Holy [bleep].
Wow!
They probably dropped me 15 miles an hour [snap]
just like that.
Wow.
That's a good tree, huh?
It almost took me sideways.
Did it, really?
You should've seen it.
Just right down here, I hit that tree,
and it just took the entire truck and trailer
and moved everything sideways.
Wow.
Come on.
[loud clattering]
[engine revving]
What are we hung up on?
Climb underneath there and hand me all that [bleep]..
[grunts]
[bleep] ramp.
I've got cleat things on the side of my trailer,
and as the water tower was coming off,
it just catches them once in a while.
Wedges in there?
Take a 2 by 4 and pry on it.
I'm going to slowly pull forward.
You just walk with it and hold it down.
Ready, Sean?
[loud clattering]
Whoa!
You all right?
Killing your customer's buddy might
reflect negatively on your feedback, right in there, Roy.
[loud clattering]
Hey, Sean, get out of there.
I'm done.
Thank you.
[crash]
Whoa!
She's dropped into a hole now.
Holy [bleep].
Damn, dude, that's [bleep] spin.
I could really care less about the water tower.
I was worried more about damaging my trailer.
[loud clattering]
Whoa!
Holy [bleep].
We caught another spot.
We have bent the hell out of it.
It's not flat anymore to put a flat deck on it.
[creaking]
Ready?
Yeah.
[crash]
All right, so now the hard part, you owe me some money.
I know, too damn much.
That's terrible.
Yeah.
[clears throat]
I was disappointed.
We really wanted this thing to happen yesterday, early,
you know, to be honest about that.
But what do you do, you know?