- Mario Kart!
- Can we put on our makeup while playing it?
- Whoa, whoa, that escalated quickly!
- [Kristen] It's Ladylike and we're playing
the Mario Kart makeup challenge!
- I once beat my youth group pastor
at a racing game at a Christian thing one time.
- I like to win!
I hate speedy makeup but honestly,
every shoot that we've done has been rigged against me.
- [Kristen] Freddie you got 15 seconds.
- No I don't!
- [Kristen] Yes you do!
Hand down nope, no!
(laughing)
- And usually Kristen's behind it.
- Rigged against me.
- Here's the thing, inwardly, I'm very competitive,
but I've worked very hard to not be competitive outwardly.
(clock ticking)
- (bleep) damn it!
Who (bleep) did that?
Because it can be a turn off to people.
- I'm very competitive but apparently
everyone doesn't like that about me.
(crickets chirping)
Wow, no one's even responding.
(laughing)
- Kristen's got her game face on today,
she seems very ready.
- Who's producing this, you, Kelly?
You don't have anything against me right?
- So then maybe I have a chance of winning.
- I fully expect Chantel to win today,
cause I played Mario Kart with her before and she cheats.
- The most important thing is friendship.
I'm competing to have the most friendship.
(laughing)
I can tell you who's gonna be mad about losing.
I just got so many dirty looks.
So I will be below average at Mario Kart,
just setting the stage.
- In each of these bags Kelly has lovingly placed
makeup that corresponds with a Mario Kart character.
I don't want to be Toad or Yoshi.
- I really like DK.
- I swear to god Kelly if I get Wario, I will be so mad.
- I think this one, I like its asymmetrical nature.
- I just don't want Wario,
that's the one thing I don't want.
- Waluigi.
- Mario!
I thought we were using our own products.
I guess this puts us all on an even
playing field of being unfamiliar.
- Princess Peach, I had a feeling I was gonna get Peach.
- I love Mario, I think the system works for him, unlike me.
(laughing)
- Okay Rosalina she's cute, she's like Elsa right?
She's like Elsa's kid sister.
- What's Waluigi's look?
Oh its all purple, subtle Kelly!
- I think we did our best to try to find the color
that coordinates with the Mario Kart character.
- Great cause I'm wearing a red dress,
so that's gonna go purplectly!
(crickets chirping)
- We're gonna go to the Grand Prix,
we're gonna do 50cc's because we're doing makeup,
but Chantel plays on 150cc's.
- Chantel wants everyone to know that she plays at 150cc's.
- I literally have said nothing.
- Everyone has to play by their characters that they got,
and there's no difference in characters.
- I wanted Yoshi, Princess Peach is slow.
- There are no difference in characters,
there's only difference in karts.
- You're seriously gonna be Yoshi,
you're not gonna be Princess Peach?
- Princess Peach is slow!
- Princess Peach is not slow,
I play Gold Peach all the time.
- Do you win?
- Yes!
- There are prizes?
- What the (bleep), I wanna be Yoshi!
I'll be Pink Gold, I am ready.
So we're doing a Grand Prix which means
that we'll have four races, and we have three products.
- I guess we could also do a strategy
where if we see the race is ahead,
we finish the ones we're doing well in
and then just throw one to do our makeup in.
Or we could throw all three of them
but try and do our makeup.
- Wow, there is a lot of strategy to this actually.
- My strategy is get out of this video alive.
- I don't have a strategy.
- Are we ready?
- Yeah.
- And, go!
Start Grand P-Prix.
- Start Grand Pee.
- Start Grand Pee! - Grand Pee!
- Let's start the grandest pee of all!
- Lower your trousers.
- I'm already starting to put a little makeup on.
- Hey, that's cheating!
- No, no.
- Is this cheating?
- Yes, it is!
It's on your finger already.
- My strategy is cheating!
- My strategy is cheating, too!
(alert buzzer)
- Go!
- Oh (bleep)!
- My strategy did not do well.
- Yeah, it didn't, bye!
- Damn!
- Goodbye, everyone!
- I'm here with slow-(bleep) Peach.
- You're in first, anyways, so stop complaining.
- Listen.
- When am I gonna do my makeup?
- I have a lip on!
- Oh, Freddie!
- You have a lip on?
- I did a lip, I did a lip!
Oh, in first place and I did my lip!
That was great timing, you're welcome me.
Thanks, me, I did a good job.
- Oh, (bleep) who got me?
I'm gonna get you back.
- It's Monday.
- It's Monday and we're cranky.
- It's the lord's rude day.
(laughs)
- Oh (bleep) you, (bleep).
(laughs)
(screams)
- I might have forgotten a little bit about
the makeup situation.
There's nothing on my skin.
- I have lipstick on.
- I have one eye.
- That ramp and it's really (bleep) me up.
- Oh!
(screams)
- Suck it, suck it!
No! No!
Don't blue shell me!
I fell in the (bleep) water.
- Yo, who just did that?!
- I win.
- Because I got a friggin' blue shell in the air.
Can we do our makeup while other people are still going?
I've done nothing.
- I have lipstick and I got in first place.
- Lipstick.
- Oh, did you?
Are you?
- I'm not good at this one, so.
- This is bad for our friendships.
- Let's see if I can do my eyeshadow, (bleep).
You know what, screw it.
- Oh, she going rogue!
- I'm only in 5th, wow!
I thought for sure that risk was not going to pay off.
- This under the sea themed course is really hard.
- I can't see, my glasses are stuck in my hair.
Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.
- No, I got blue shelled again!
The price you pay for being in 1st, I guess.
- How am I in 3rd?
- Oh my god, don't attack the person in 5th place!
What is the point of that?
- Everything.
Come on, come on, yes, yes, yes, yeah, get you.
- (group) Wow!
- Who is big?
Devon is big!
- It wasn't me.
- Yo, what is this ink splatter?
- That was me.
- This is the angriest I think we've ever been in a video.
Goodbye!
- Hey, no!
- Goodbye! - No!
- Oh, and that's me.
- I got a little bit of pink on one eye.
- I got some eyeshadow and lipstick on.
- I think I like playing the game more than I like
doing makeup.
- Agreed.
- I didn't do anything this time.
- So you haven't done much of anything, have you?
- Singular focus over here.
This one's a lot.
- Fred, what are you doing?!
- No one's yelling at Fred, but she's doing exactly
the same thing I did in the first race.
- I'm 100% yelling at Fred.
Everyone is a bunch of cheaters.
- I'm just gonna say for the record that my pink shadow
is not very pigmented.
So if you don't see a lot on my eyes, that's why.
- Oh, who am I about to get in the butt?
Who's coming?
Got a little present.
Oh, is it you?
Goodbye!
- Hey!
No!
(bleep) you, Kristen!
How come you're always against me?!
- I'm against everyone.
I love that I set expectations low early in this video.
- Okay, I got (bleep) lipstick on.
- Alright, I did the lipstick.
- You can't see the lipstick on my lips but I put it on.
- When did you put it on Chantal?
- I don't know if that's true. - Just now.
- Oh my god, who was that?
- Devon, angry!
- Devon, mad girl!
- Devon, smash!
- Oh, whoever did that blue shell is not a bad person.
(laughs)
- What the hell?
What was that?
That has never happened.
What?
Do you guys see what's happening to me?
What is happening?
I can't go on top of this thing.
Okay, we're gonna need some instant replay for that.
Because, holy (bleep).
- Why's everyone seem to be struggling?
- Oh, my god.
- I have never felt more mad in my life.
- It's 'cause Peach.
- I will play Peach against you and you will see that
it's not Peach.
- It's cause of Peach.
- It's not Peach at all.
- I have eyeshadow on, you can't see it, though.
- I can see your eyeshadow.
Actually, your eyeshadow looks really cute.
- Oh, thanks.
- All right, I've gotten a lot of my makeup on,
but I suck at this game.
- So what do I have left?
This eyeliner?
- I have eyeliner.
This is gonna be hard for me because I'm gonna have to
take my glasses off and put the eyeliner on
and then not get them caught in my hair.
- 3, 2.
- Kristin's doing it.
- She's so good, she's doing it.
- That was impressive.
- Oh god, that was dangerous.
- Well, we're all tiny.
- Someone's getting a phone call and it's stressing me out.
How am I still in 1st?
- I'm in 1st.
(laughs)
- Now you are, when I said it, I was in 1st.
Oh, look who's in 1st now, Kristin.
- Oh, look who's in 8th now, you guys.
- Oh my god, show off!
- Oh, she stands!
- Whoever hit me with that is gonna get a nice hug later
because they are my friend and I love them!
I love them so much that I can't wait to promptly tell them
to eat my nice little face.
The great thing about Waluigi is that he celebrates
in such a big way.
He just does this.
- I did.
- I got one eye.
- I did both and you can't really see it.
- I see it on your eyelashes, a little bit.
- Did you do it on this side?
- I did.
- Did you?
- Okay, I didn't.
- See, there it is!
- You're a cheater!
- I'm not a cheater!
- You're a cheater, Harry!
- That was intense!
- That was intense.
(upbeat, bright music)
- (group) Hello, Jen!
- Look at this fur!
- Hi!
- Is this your judging jacket?
- Yes, it's my judging jacket.
- I just want to state for the record, that my lipstick
and colors barely show up on my skin tone.
- I also want to say for the record that I never played
this version before.
- Yeah, I got in last place and I own this game.
- I just want to say for the record that I'm awesome.
- Who's saying anything to the record?
I'm right here.
Say something to me.
Let's start with Kristin!
I would say that the eyeliner is pretty good,
the lip is a little messy and the eyeshadow
is a little messy as well, it's a two out of three.
Devin, was the your eyeliner the same color?
- It was and I only got to do the eyeliner on this eye.
See? Honesty.
- After I called you the (bleep) out.
- Yeah, but, it like lasted, like, two seconds.
- Who is this fight benefiting?
I'm starting to realize what the game of this was,
the eyeliner is the same color as the eyeshadow
for all of this, which means, it is a little bit difficult
for me to totally discern the eyeliner on your face,
although, I can tell that you did put eyeliner on one eye
because it's a little bit thicker.
The lip is okay.
- It's not my best work.
- Do you usually apply lips with one hand?
(beep)
It's like a one and a half.
Let me take a peek.
Your eyeshadow is not super pigmented,
the eyeliner is probably the best applied eyeliner
- [Devin] Yeah, it's poppin'.
- of the people I've judged so far.
The lip is hard to totally tell because it doesn't
really show up color-wise that much
so I actually can't tell how messy it is or not.
- That's what I'm saying!
- Well, that works in your favor
because she can't tell how messy it is.
- It's a 2.5, I had to take a half deduction.
There's a little bit on your nose.
You're not a bad person, I mean, Kristen couldn't see
and hers isn't on her nose.
- Yeah, you're right!
I couldn't see for any of this.
- Bump her up to 2.5 and bump up Devin too
for being a good person.
(laughter)
Freddie, let me look at you.
I can see the liner on this eye.
Did you get liner on both eyes?
- Freddie's lips look beautiful though.
- The lips do look great, that might be best lip we have.
The eyeshadow is there, there's none on your nose
that I can see.
Keep your eyes shut, don't look at me.
Honestly, probably, like, a 2.5 for Freddie as well.
Honestly, 2.5's all around.
Really, this is not me trying to be nice,
it's like, this is about the same level of skill.
- I guess the thing that'll determine
the winner is our gameplay.
- [Kristin] Me!
- [Jen] Have you won one before?
- No, I actually have never won one before.
- These are so cute. - So, for first place
we have a beautiful gift card
and for second place we have
a beautiful downloadable games and content!
- You get a free lunch at the Canteen!
(laughs)
- Mine's an actual gift card.
- [Freddie] That was savage.
- [Chantel] I'm just gonna go out
and expense a lunch, it's fine
- I feel bad now.
- It's Kristin's first victory!
- (group) Yay!
Mario Kart makeup challenge, lady-tested, lady vroom-vroom.
(mimicks car sounds)
(upbeat, happy music)