It's okay. I don't like Sam either.
I-I like your shirt.
Are you being sarcastic?
Do we have brown sugar?
Coach Briggs.
-You wanted to see me? -Yep.
Come in, sit.
Okay.
We need to powwow.
All right, enough of that.
Okay, you can hug if you want to.
Aw, man!
I'm graduating right when we're starting to get good.
You hear this one got a scholarship?
Just Denton.
The programme is actually really good.
Just so there's no confusion,
this class is not intended to be an easy A
or B or C.
It will be an easy D, though.
Now, look to your left.
Look to your right.
Look at the sweaty guy
walking in late on the first day.
Some of you are not gonna make it.
Let's all take guesses on who.
But… that will be Antarctic winter,
which means it'll be dark day and night.
How will I see the penguins?
How will I see anything?
Bring a flashlight?
Look, either way,
if you're staying at Denton next semester,
you'd better register for classes quick.
I'm worried there's not much left.
Oh! That's how I got stuck with Ethics.
Hey, Casey!
I brought you a chocolate cake!
I make amazing cakes.
I won three bake-offs at my church.
I saw Casey, and I yelled at her,
and she ran off into the night.
Wait, Dewey!
I don't deserve his snuggles.
Oh, oh. What happened?
I was mean.
I was so mean and she just took off.
We need to go after her, but she's so fast.
How are we gonna catch up?
It's okay. I don't like Sam either.
He's a snoozefest.
-See what I'm s-- -Boys!
I get my hair cut like once every two years, okay?
All I ask for is 20 minutes in this kitchen
so I can spend a few months not looking like a yeti.
-Adelie-- -Oh, jeez.
Are you a penguin guy too?
-Oh, hey, Chris. -It's Christopher!
Okay, um…
You gonna come inside?
Maybe later.
Want me to bring you some cake when we take it out?
A corner piece, please.
I think it's actually round.
Then forget it.
You can call me Sid.
Okay.
Great. Off to a good start.
Have fun.
Okay.
So, couch, beanbags
and study desk.
Hi, Mom.
Ich heiße Sam.
-Ich! -Oh boy.
Sam, honey,
can I talk to you for a minute… alone?
See you later, Sam.
Well, if you wait long enough,
I can do it.
I want to be a dentist.
Oh!
Later, Sam.
You stole my 9B pencil.
No, I didn't.
I asked if I could borrow it.
And you just kind of grunted,
which I thought meant yes,
so I borrowed it.
I told you I was putting it back in the soft case
because that graphite does better in a soft container.
And you kind of grunted again,
I thought you were cool.
When my guinea pig died,
I drew 274 unicorns…
in a weekend.
You gotta do what it takes.
Go nuts.
Banged a veterinarian I met online last night.
She had a pet parrot that repeated
everything she said.
"Do me, brown sugar!"
Oh, shit. I think she's racist.
Sorry I didn't ask first.
It's okay. At least it's tight.
The old Zahid would make a joke about that,
but I've grown.
The old Zahid would make a joke about that too.
Yeah.
Yeah, he would.
This is my brother Evan.
-He drove me here. -Hey.
-Hey. -Okay.
Thanks for the cake.
Thank you for today.
-Twat! -Sam!
-Jesus! -Um, hello!
What the hell is wrong with him?
Nothing's wrong with him. Get away from him.
It's cool.
I got it.
You have 54 vacation days?
Fifty-four to zero.
Oh, man.
I mean, if I had 54 vacation days,
I'd pack up my car
and I'd head straight to Myrtle Beach.
I've been there before with some friends.
Oh! It's, like, super nice.
Great. Almost done for today.
Good session, Sam.
I can see your bra. It's purple.
I know I'm supposed to answer yes.
And sure, college channelled my love for the subject,
but…
This is gonna sound corny.
When Hanzo was born
and I looked into his eyes,
I just…
I got a better sense of what's important,
and now I'm really focused on my research.
That does sound corny.
Hi!
I-I like your shirt.
Are you being sarcastic?
Oh, no.
Then thank you.
Wa…
Just because we're taking a break
from being girlfriend and boyfriend…
doesn't mean I'll ever take a break
from being in love with you.
Neither will I, Sam.
Hey.
Hi! You're Izzie, right?
I'm Casey.
I'm the, um…
Sorry, you know that.
I'm-I'm… I'm, like, super nervous.
Oh, I'm the new kid from Newton.
Look, new kid from Newton…
Casey is my name actually.
I'm sure you were hot shit at your last crappy school,
-but over here-- -Wow!
Warm welcome.
I don't know if it's gonna happen,
but…
if either of us gets in, that person needs to go,
whether or not the other one does.
-Promise? -Promise.
-Forehead promise? -Forehead promise.
Sam! Dinner!
So I ordered those T-shirts
that Sam likes in bulk. You know, 100% cotton?
Oh, your passports!
I can't forget your passports.
Sam, you look so sweet in your photo.
Wow, that was a great story, Mom.
You know that's the one photo
you're not supposed to smile for?
I couldn't help it. I'm so happy.
Oh, don't be a dick, honey.
Sam, how was your session with Julia today?
Okay.
Love you.
I'm a weirdo.
That's what everyone says.
Sometimes I don't know what people mean
when they say things.
And that can make me feel alone,
even when there are other people in the room.
And all I can do is sit and twiddle,
which is what I call my self-stimulatory behaviour,
when I flick a pencil
against a rubber band at a certain frequency
and think about all the things I could never do,
like research penguins in Antarctica
or… have a girlfriend.
I don't know.
I'd like to go to Antarctica.
It's quiet there.
Except in the rookeries where the penguins breed.
Those aren't quiet. No, sir!
I'm finished with my answer.
Well, you ready to go?
Ready.