On this episode of MTV's "Singled Out"
We have 25 single men you gotta IRL, in real life.
But over here we have 25 dating profiles.
That are get a URL board.
All 50 of them are competing to get picked
by one hopeful who won't see any of them until the final round.
What do you think?
And just like on any dating app, these URLs could be a catfish.
We never said this would be easy.
Our hopeful on this episode is Christopher
James who's given up sex until his next relationship.
Will he get his groove back?
I'm Conceited and now- you know her, you love her-
Justina Valentine kicking off round one.
Okay, we're going to narrow these dudes down to eight
or less using these categories.
Alright. We have body hair, bedroom behavior, cash money,
phone, brains, and weekend.
Conceited you have all of their answers?
Of course I do Justina but the good thing
is we got 'em slapped right here on the front of everybody.
All information. Just like when you're going for a car.
Okay.
But, these are not cars these are people.
Right.
But, Christopher James they can be your personal car
because you can take them for a ride.
Mm-hmm (affirmative)
You can show them the stick shift!
Right.
And it's your choice. You can have 'em topless or not!
Might even get some road head.
Road head for the win!
And just know if you are worrying
Christopher don't worry the URLs are locked in just as well.
Perfect.
Christopher James, where do you wanna start?
The ball is in your court honey.
Hmm lets do body hair.
Body hair, alright.
What's your preference baby, grizzly bear or barely there?
You know girl I'm really tryin' to bring no body chest hair.
Let's keep barely there.
Kay!
Barely there stayin'.
They got to go.
Bears gotta go.
Okay you heard your boy.
Bye!
He like a hardwood floor honey.
The URLs are dropping like flies.
Where are we going next?
Let's do weekend.
Weekend, alright.
On the weekend you want your boo to be crazy or lazy?
Well you know, you with me you gotta do a Monday
through Friday job
so on the weekend you best at be wild out and go crazy.
We know how to wild out.
Yeah!
We know all about that!
The lazies gotta go. Okay.
All the lazies gotta get up outta here.
Out. Get on out of here. Only one lazy person?
He... who wanna be lazy?
Only one lazy person we got a hard working audience tonight.
Baby you ready.
Alright you have one more Christopher James.
Alright. So choose wisely.
Lets do cash money boo.
Okay hunny.
Cha-ching!
He all about that, oh honey you want that boo
to be bougie or broke?
To be with me you know your girl is bad and bougie so do
I really gotta say anything? Ya brokes, gotta go.
Bye.
People on the board are dropping like flies as well.
So we going somewhere now baby.
That's good news cause now we're down to three IRLs
and three URLS which means it's end of round one.
Conceited, tell us about the IRLs.
Okay, introduce yourself to Christopher James.
My name is Ben. I am 10 outta 10. Lets do this.
10 outta 10. 10 outta 10.
Sound like a perfect 10.
Sounds like a perfect score to me.
Okay.
IRL number two introduce yourself.
Hi I'm Zebra and I like to get wild.
Oh. Number three.
My names Armondo.
I love to twerk and I'll put that body to work.
Oh!
Oh, oh, oh, oh. He's twerking. He's twerking. Aye.
You know what, I'm going to go to the...
board. Let's see what the URL people have to say.
Alright, no peeking now Christopher.
Let me have number one. Steven.
Steven says "Hi Christopher...my name's Steven
and when you meet me I won't be leavin', till tomorrow morning."
Let's go to number two please.
Let's go to number two.
Darnell. Darnell says "Hey Christopher I'm Darnell
and I'm everything you're looking for and more.
Oh he's talking that game, honey.
Number three.
Julian, he said "Hi Christopher! I don't have a cute line,
I just wanna show you my eggplant emoji!
He's tryin' a show you that beef.
What else is new? Quick.
In round two Christopher James had a challenge for the IRLs
and a challenge for the URLs
that's gonna help him decide who he wants to keep.
Exactly.
Now, only one IRL and one URL can make it to the final round
and you look like a man who knows exactly what he wants.
Yes.
So lets start with the IRLs.
What are we gonna have them doing?
Alright, I'm looking for someone with a healthy appetite
in and out of the bedroom.
One at a time take the food from the basket in front of you
and show me how hungry you are.
Oh. Alright boys.
It's time to get to eatin'. Number one you're up first.
You're up first Ben.
Oh he's got peanut butter.
Come on Ben.
He's gotta go fast Ben. Show me something.
Peanut butter all day.
Oh. Oh!
Oh no. Alright.
Alright, so.
Good to- Wait, wait.
save something, you gotta save something.
Did he gag on that finger?
No.
Oh he has no gag reflex. Okay next up.
Whoa.
Number two.
Ben crazy.
He went for the grapes, okay.
Okay.
One, two, three,
four balls in his-five, six balls in his mouth.
Okay.
He put a lot of balls in his mouth.
Armondo, it's on you.
You wanna see what this mouth do?
Hop up to the scene, I could be your queen.
Sipping on my rum I'm gonna show you how it's done.
Oh!
Tan so crispy, drinking lots of whiskey.
But don't say you won't miss me.
What do you know, you wanna kiss me!
Oh! Justina!
Tryin' a give you the mix tape baby.
Okay.
Hold on, wait. You're not finished?
Justina. Armondo, Armondo! Whoa!
I'm concerned for you cause first he was sucking the banana,
then he bit the banana.
Oh child.
It gave me Lorena Bobbitt vibes, I don't know.
But who's appetite impressed you the most?
Imma go with number one.
Oh, number one? Number one your culinary skills paid off.
Get the other two up out of here!
Get on out.
Christopher James what are we gonna make the URLs do?
Alright girl, so you know, your phone
is a super personal possession and can reveal a lot about you.
Open your camera roll and send me the last picture you took.
Oh this is about to get spicy.
Come on Steven, don't you...
Oh.
What is it? It's a fish head.
Alright, I don't know what that's supposed to mean
but it's... An actual fish head.
Can we go to number two please?
Let's go number two.
Let's see what Darnell got.
Aw.
Aww! It's a, it's a pussy. It's actually a pretty kitty.
Pussy?
Just like mine.
Is it? An actual animal.
Oh, okay that's cute.
It's a pretty kitty.
Not like yours Justina.
Cats have nine lives and your on your last one.
So it's not like yours.
Watch your mouth, con.
Okay. Let's go to number three.
Alright. Let's go.
Julian, let's see what Julian- Oh!
Oh!
What is it girl?
Okay. Is it a dick pic?
Justina. Yes.
Bitch. If this was me on this,
the whole TV would have to be blurry.
Con, Con. If that was you
we would only need a shirt emoji to cover it up.
Oh! Alright.
Alright Christopher James, which URL got your attention?
Definitely number two.
Number two. Number two.
The pretty kitty.
So that means number one and three are...
He shows that he's sensitive to dick pic, see much.
That means we made it to the final round.
Oh wow.
We have a IRL and a URL.
Alright now, Christopher James you can only choose one.
Okay.
Now don't forget, the URL could be a catfish.
Bitch what?
Oh. Girl. No one told you that...
A catfish?
The URL could be a catfish.
Oh no.
So you have a big decision to make.
We're gonna turn you around. Okay.
We're gonna let you see your two option.
Alright. Conceited make yourself useful.
Come help me push Christopher James.
These muscles are not just for show Justina.
Okay. Ready, go. There you go!
Oh.
Christopher James, you liking what you're seeing?
Yeah.
Yeah? Alright well listen.
Conceited, remind us what we know about these two gentlemen.
Please do, I forgot.
Alright well, we know he said he's a 10 outta 10
that's a perfect score.
Oh, okay.
And you know what he did with the finger.
So we all know about that.
Mm-hmm (affirmative)
Now despite of what you think of Darnell
he did have a pussy picture. So it's all up to you.
You know what they say about that meow meow.
Mm-hmm (affirmative)
Oh! You got a big decision.
I know girl. Now what we're gonna do,
we're gonna help you get some more information.
Okay.
Before the show we asked you five questions.
Yeah, yeah. You gave us your answers.
Mm-hmm (affirmative)
You put them on cards.
We're gonna ask these two guys the same questions
Okay.
And see who's the most compatible.
Alright, definitely. You ready for that?
Let's do that.
Don't get nervous now.
Alright, would you guys rather have more love or more money?
More money.
Darnell? Okay girl.
Love.
Well you know, I said money cause I experience money.
I never experience love so..
Oh!
I don't know about that now.
Save the love, give me the money honey.
Alright, boxers or briefs?
Briefs.
Darnell? Boxers.
And them balls hang out.
Boxers.
Okay. You like the balls loose.
Roller coasters, fun or frightening?
Frightening. Darnell, fun.
I said super fun. Super fun.
Super! Come on now like...
Alright, size of the ship or the motion of the ocean?
Size of the ship.
Darnell? Motion in the ocean.
Girl you know the motion in the ocean.
Well girl...
Darnell, motion in the ocean.
Pumpkin spice, nice or no dice?
No dice.
Darnell? Nice.
I said no dice.
No dice!
No dice. Alright, our man Ben right here
answered two correctly.
Darnell had three. The decision is ultimately yours.
Who do you choose to single out?
This could be a catfish.
You know what, I live on the edge boo.
And I already seen you so lets go with Darnell.
Oh.
Aw!
Okay, lets bring Darnell out.
Oh! Make room for the holy ghost.
Alright. Now before you two ride off into the sunset,
come on up here Ben. Meet who you missed out on.
I didn't say y'all could have a threesome, hold on now.
Ben was just getting a hug boo.
Listen for all you at home, lets hope these two work out
but, if you can't find love
just remember you could always flick your own bean.
Or you could chock your own chicken.
We out!
Peace!
Check this out. You know we gotta hit 'em
with a little free style. You ready Chris James?
I'm ready.
My tongues sharp, you know I never miss.
Shout out to my boy Chris James. Yeah! And I hope it go great,
he got a little date might be so late.
You know we in the scene and we tryin' a find love.
Find a little angel that's sent from up above.
And when I do it, yeah I do it one time.
See me down, your girl Justina Valentine.
Yeah!