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hello and welcome everybody to the one
the only the
race and this is a very special episode
indeed
because this time we've got cars that
are made for murder
this has nothing to do with any lawsuits
depending on behalf of the people of
gotham city or
hogwarts or several universes worth of
bruce wayne
though my lawyers have informed me that
if it did i have the right to remain
silent and uh
none of you will ever take me alive just
try it coppers
all right anyway uh first up is knight
rider 2000 or
kit a super modified 1982 pontiac trans
am
with a mind of its own it's got an
onboard ai with attitude and the
firepower to back it up
we're talking about a flamethrower a
laser beam and a turbo boost for quick
getaways
he's sort of like if pal9000 could take
on a small army and get you laid at the
same time
speaking of getting laid next up is the
aston martin db5 the car of choice of
agent double 07 himself bond james bond
it's got machine guns a tire shredding
blade and an ejector seat for any
unwanted passengers
it's enough to make anyone say doctor oh
no
anyways what better way to hunt a spy
than with the car from spy hunter
this is dara imperator 108 i has a front
loaded machine gun
a rocket launchers and a smoke screen
this baby's a devil of destruction sent
straight from the 8-bit 80s itself
and last but not least is the m12 force
application vehicle
better known as the warthog it's the
workhorse of halos
unsc it's four-wheel drive all-terrain
and it's even got this enormous turret
mounted machine gun
on its back perfect for ripping alien
scum to shred
the only downside is it's a little
floppy with our combatants out of the
way let's turn our attention to our
commentators whiz and boomstick to get
this puppy started take it away boys
let's go i need to watch cars get
wrecked and people get splattered good
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let's join our racers at the starting
line it's time for a death breeze
if i weren't an unfeeling computer
program i think i might feel genuine
excitement right now
wait kids how did you tap into this
frequency i am a highly advanced
artificial intelligence wizard
i am capable of many things
and right now i am capable of death
oh no our beautiful racetrack is covered
in really well-placed landmines
who could be so dastardly to do that me
it was me
i get paid to do this and it's it's fun
uh no you don't you told me you'd do it
for the thrill of the kill
at least that's what the contract said
the one written in blood
that was a strawberry jam whiz i'm not
an animal
wait did you use blood
hey looks like paul taking a ride if
he's not careful he'll go
but here come the surprise jumpers what
handsome devil could have sent those
looks like those pilots are going to be
getting halos after that one
another excellent chest boomstick one
correction though
they are definitely all going to hell
all right now it's just getting kind of
creepy
bob's going for the warthog but it's a
real tough machine
or not looks like those physics will
always be a bit wonky
is that the official diagnosis yes
wonky well forget about it because we're
at my best crab yet
it slices it smashes it's got the shark
from my bathtub
it's beautiful wiz
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oh come on it was a good try
forget this it's time for plan but
me
well boomstick what did we learn this
time
um nothing that's the whole point
i learned to stop accepting contracts
and strawberry jam
hello boomsdick i have uploaded my
consciousness into the cybernetically
enhanced brain
of the being you once knew as a wizard
death once again
fails to claim me okay let's go blow
up
that's horrifying come back next time
when we have that all sorted out for the
season finale of
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