(imitates techno music)
(Ian) SHUT UP!
THE REAL PARTY SONG
This is gonna be the greatest night.
Inviting all our friends and we're doing it right.
We'll host the best parties, it will be so cool.
Wanna party with us?
You better follow the rules.
R-R-Real party.
when you plan a party, man, you gotta be smart
Duct tape your fridge and hide the fragiles at the start
Take a look so your Facebook invite is on point
'Cause you don't want douchey dudes all rude in the joint
Slip off your shoes when you slide in the door,
'cause we don't want dog poo all over the floor.
And you better bring your own beer,
'cause we're not freakin' rich!
Just look at our chair.
It's made of popsicle sticks.
This is gonna be the greatest night.
We replaced all the booze with Diet Sprite.
Make sure all the dudes are peeing sitting down.
No need for pee stains all over the ground.
That's a real party.
R-R-Real party, ya'll.
That's a, that's a real party.
Real party.
Now the party's poppin, gotta get more strict.
What the hell did we say, dude?
NO DICKS!
Beer pong's for flippin' fools: that ball is frickin dirty.
You'll die from meningitis way before you're even thirty.
Who's that creeper creepin' in the corner with Fido?
Get away from Fido,
you freaky albino.
Only use one square of TP,
'cause we ain't made of cash.
Just look at our stripper.
She's got a flat ass.
Thsi is gonna be the greatest night.
No spills on the rug, everybody's polite.
Kicking everyone out of our house by 10.
If this party goes well, we might do it again.
That's a real party.
R-R-Real party, ya'll.
That's a, that's a real party.
Real party.
People still partying? Man, it's 10:13.
Get the f*ck out of my house, if you know what I mean.
Stop banging on my bed.
And don't jack my socks.
Gotta rise at five
serve fries at Jack in the Box.
Who got the pesto on my remote control?
My rage meter's rising and about to reach full.
And who the f*ck threw this garbage in the recycling bin?
I'm gonna kill you motha f*ckers if you do it again.
Parties aren't the place to drink booze and get laid,
if at the end we gotta clean up and be maids.
Parties aren't the place for taking selfies.
That's dumb.
If you wanted that, you should've thrown your own one.
Parties aren't the place where we spent a lot of money.
Can't afford a doctor
and my stools are hecka bloody.
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?
This totally was the greatest night.
In bed by 10:30 and turned out the lights.
Called the cops on our party.
Beat the women and men.
Can't wait to have another bomb-ass party again.
That's a real party.
R-R-Real party, ya'll.
That's a, that's a real party.
Real party, ya'll.
Hey, guys, if you want to see bloopers from this video
and this...
It's important to sit down while you pee!
While you pee!
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