[music playing]
- Hey, I'm Dang Matt Smith. - And I'm Sarah Kaynee.
Today are Hot Mess it's...
Taco Tuesday!
We'll be asking each other personal questions
to help get us out of our shells.
If you get the question right, you reign supreme.
But whoever knows less gets the mess.
Let's taco-bout our feelings!
- It's time to guac-n-roll yeah! - Whoo!
Right now, we're going to be doing the Chuck it Bucket round.
Chuck it bucket.
So, whatever's in the bucket,
we get chucked at us if we get a question wrong.
Okay. Alright. What do we got here?
We got ground beef.
We got nacho cheese. It's my cheese.
- It's nachos. - We've got the nacho chips.
Looks pretty, looks pretty good.
Okay. First question.
How many times a week Dang Matt Smith shower?
Seven, five, zero or forty?
I mean, I haven't seen you shower lately.
Pee-Ew!
Seven. I'll say seven.
Yes! Uh, I'm just-- I'm not doing anything.
Take it. Take it easy.
I'm just getting some cheese.
- Put the bucket down. - for my nachos.
- Put the bucket down! - Put what down?
- The bucket. - What?
- It's cold! - It is cold.
You ruined my white pants!
- That's the point - No!
I don't think you're getting all of it--
[shrieking]
Complete the look.
You know what? This a good look on me,
but I bet it'd be a better look on you.
Next question. How many times a week does Sarah shower?
Wednesday's, every day,
every other day, or twice a day?
We're gonna go everyday.
Final answer. Lock it in.
Whoo!
Is this a bucket?
Is this... wait.
Is this some... oh, some cheese?
- Whoo! - No.
I mean, we got nacho cheese.
I'm sorry we don't have Gouda cheese.
I'm sorry, won't have provolone.
I'm vegan. I can't have cheese.
Ohh!
Here, let me top you off real quick.
- No, stop. - Just a little, yeah.
Queen of the Cheese.
So, we'll be stepping it up this round with...
The Mess Blaster!
The Mess Blaster.
Let's see what we're working with.
Ooh, yeah. Let us see what we're working with.
Okay, we've got the beans.
We got the greens, tomatoes, onions... mmm.
- Just smell that right there. - Mmm.
Spaghetti tacos!
- Those were on iCarly! - Aye.
I've always wanted to try those.
Well, what better time than the present?
Fine.
Ahh! She did it!
What is the perfect first date with Sarah?
What is it? Alright.
Fancy restaurant, coffee shop,
movie theater, or sky diving.
Okay, so we got, like, high maintenance or lo maintenance.
Coffee shop!
Whoo!
That's two in a row.
One order of spaghetti tacos coming right up.
- But I ordered bagels. - Oh, you did? Too bad!
I've always wanted to try a spaghetti taco,
but I never wanted to be a spaghetti taco.
So thank you for that.
Okay. Next question.
What is the perfect food for first a date with Dang Matt Smith?
Tacos, shareable appetizers, rack of ribs, or sushi?
I'm gonna say rack of ribs.
- Yes! Whoo! - Wait.
Are you ready?
Uh. Do you have a license to operate this thing?
No?
[screaming]
Mystery Balloons.
So, in this round
we're each going to choose our favorite color balloons.
We're going to lift the tops and see what's inside.
I think I want orange because it matches my outfit pretty good.
Okay and I think I'll choose green because it matches...
- The lettuce. - The lettuce.
One, two, three.
Ooh!
It's time to guac-n-roll.
Okay, first question.
What is Dang Matt Smith cheat day treat?
Doughnuts, pizza, ice cream, or noodles?
I'll say pizza.
[buzzing]
You fool. It was ice cream the whole time.
- But you love pizza too. - Yeah, I eat pizza every day.
But my cheat day is ice cream.
- You want me to countdown? - Yes.
- I should countdown. - Yes.
Alright. Three, two, one.
[squealing]
Alright, my turn. Next question.
What condiment makes Sarah want to barf?
Cilantro, hot sauce, sour cream, or onions.
Hmm. Come on, come on.
This is a easy one.
I know this, you know that I know this.
And I know that you know that I know that I know this.
- I don't think you know. - You know what?
It's cilantro, woohoo!
Ha!
It's hot sauce. Literally, what you just covered me in!
We could walk away right now.
- Nobody has to know. - No.
[squealing]
In this round we'll be using this...
Giant fan!
Giant fan.
to blow a bunch of toppings on us.
Well, what do we got?
We got some... okay, got some chips.
We got some mole. Got pico de gallo.
That's going to look great on you.
I think it will look good for your eyebrows.
It'll match the guac in your hair.
Eh, it might. We'll see.
And of course, who could forget cheese?
I like cheese.
Alright, well, hopefully you like it in your hair.
Alright, first question.
What is Sarah's grossest habit?
Sneezing, farting, burping, or snoring?
I think we're going to have to go with...
burping!
Whoo!
Oh man! My latest invention.
You didn't invent that.
- Doesn't matter. - No.
- I don't like this. - Whoo!
- Stop. - Gotta let it warm up first.
Mole!
- A little crunch! - No! Ahh!
Get that cruncha crunch!
How ‘bout one more? Whoo!
[laughing]
Okay. Next question.
What is Matt's grossest habit?
Picks his nose, cracking his bones,
biting his toenails, sleep screams?
Look, I do all of that.
Uh, I'll say cracking his bones.
No, no. You could still turn it off.
No, it's getting warmed up.
Mole!
[squealing]
[squealling]
One more, one more!
[squealing]
Slime.
Okay, first question.
Which Nick show does Matt wish was on?
Spongebob, All That, I-Carly, or Hot Mess, of course?
I'mma say Spongebob.
[laughing]
Oh!
It's like a umbrella.
It doesn't stop.
Oh, geez. Look a... look... ooh ooh.
Which Nick show does Sarah wish she was on?
SpongeBob, Zoey 101, Victorious, or Are You Afraid of the Dark?
Hmm. Are you afraid of the dark?
Real question. Are you afraid?
- No. Maybe a little bit. - Okay, alright, alright.
I think I know it. I got it. Oh, oh, oh.
Hello, oh, this just in... Victorious!
[screaming]
Oh!
Follow the head, ah, right behind the ears.
Oh, wait a minute.
Oh, oh, going down, going down the jugular right here.
Just a little. Whoo! Ooh!
Oh man.
Guys, this is the first in Hot Mess history!
We tied!
Whoo!
And we get this cute little golden llama trophy.
Awe.
[squealing]
I guess we're the hot mess too, huh?
- You're a hot mess. - No, you're a hot mess.
- No, you're a hot mess. - You are.
Thank you for watching Hot Mess.
Tune in next time for more hot messes.
Whoo! I got it. Did I get it? Nope, not yet.
Ahh!
Oh!
- Whoo! - Oh my gosh!
You decapitated it!