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*Sucking Cock*
Hi guys
It's Tana Mongeau
And today I'm here in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico
People are staring at me
Oh yup
And I got the idea
To do a few drunk videos in Cabo
Because it is legal for me to drink
In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico
I'm eighteen, Ashley's nineteen
So this is my best friend Ashley
Hola
Ohhhhh me
Hi guys
I'm Ashley Mongeau
She's a paid actress
So today we are going to be playing
Smash or pass
And getting as drunk as we can
While doing it
So Ashley and I have started with a
Pina Colada
I have a raspberry mojito
And we both just got two tequila shots
If I'm gonna do this
I'm gonna black out
Like, I don't want to do a "drunk video"
And be like
Mmmmmm
Who should I fuck.
I'm drunk
*Laughing*
I wanna be like drunk as fuck
Not gonna back out
Literally
Our life moto
We black out every time
We never back down
And I, the last thing I want to do right now is drink
My head is throbbing
I feel like shit
But I'm dedicated to this video
And I'm dedicated to doing this
While its legal, so
Can we just talk about the fact
That people are so butt hurt about smash or pass
And they say
Like I would never do that
Like that's so weird if you've seen people in person
But like fuck, marry, kill has literally been a thing on youtube
For like the past like ten years
Yeah
We're just taking away the marry, kill
So should we turn the camera off
Yeah
And drink this whole drink
Do a time lapse
*Laughing*
Wait, actually yeah yeah yeah a time lapse
*Music*
We just finished our Pina Colada's
They took mine away
I started on this
Maya got a Mai Tai
Maya Thaiya
I can't even
I just farted
I just laughed so hard I farted
Ok, so now that we're like "tipsy"
We're gonna do like three of them
Three or four, maybe five
And then we're gonna drink more
And then we're gonna do like another five
I came up with this mechanism all by myself
Ok the first one is Aaron Fuller
My baby
Uhhhhhhh
I'd use him for his social blade
I'd make a sex tape for my social blade
Um
No, no
In a theoretical hypo...
In a theoretical hypothetical world
If I was like in a club somewhere
If Aaron could like get into clubs
If I could get into clubs!
And I saw him I would be like that guys hot
Yeah I'd fuck him
So if we didn't know him, smash
Oh I would fuck the shit out of Aaron
He's like hot as shit
Yeah, no. Aaron's hot as fuck
But then you meet Aaron and he's like
I'm Aaron
And he's like your BFF
And it's like weird
So like the way that I know Aaron, no
He's like my brother
But like if I met him like
Liza Koshy
Honestly, smash
Yeah I'd smash, for sure
I was on set with Liza
Like working on something
And she's so little
And like her body's so nice
But then she's like a freak
Like, low key
Like sorry to expose you Liza
But like the shit that she says
Like I feel like fucking Liza would be so fun
I mean the key to my heart is through laughter
I feel like I have to be drunker to answer Jacob Satorious.
Pass
I mean it's literally true
So Jacob Sartorius?
Pass
He looks like my little brother
He could be my little brother, I could have him as a kid
But like does he. Once in a while.
I'll see a picture of Jacob and i'm just like 5 years man!
5 years! I think that,
if it was legal I would fuck Jacob Satorious
He looks a lot younger than i thought, he was born
blonde his hair grew out you know! ohhh
the routine, your hair grows out. Honestly,
in 5 year, call me. * laughs *