This looks delicious.
I'm starving and everything is sore.
What you put in your body
the night before a big test is crucial.
A study showed that cutting out meat, dairy...
Not the cheese!
...And starches, can radically improve your test scores.
[growling]
Oopsie!
[chuckles] Forgot the beans. Definitely can't have those.
Huh?
Bleah, hey!
You've lost your torta privileges, mister!
Oh, eww!
Sergio, why are your feathers in my huevos rancheros?
Sergio can't help it, pobrecito. He's molting.
[squawks] Almost bikini season.
[chuckling]
But does he have to molt into my breakfast?
I could do it in your lunch instead.
[laughing]
[growling]
If he makes the field goal
Carl Casagrande will go down as the most daring,
most talented, most handsome...
Any day now, Carl.
...Football player in history!
Huh?
Goal!
[laughing]
My chilaquiles are for eating!
A toast, to the love of my life and the best years--
Freeze, this is a robbery!
Give me all your dinero and nobody gets karate chopped!
Hi-yah!
[screaming]
Hector!
[gasps]
That's right, keep running!
[grunting]
Thanks for saving me, mi amor.
Saving you?
I was making sure the food was okay.
Oh!
[grunting]
Rosa, come on!
Ooh!
I hope you enjoy my caldo de siete mares,
mister famous food critic.
Oh, ah...
Wow, this is the best siete mares caldo I've ever had!
There's no contest, Mrs. Casagrande,
you are officially the city's best home cook.
[cheering]
Yes!
Huevos con chorizo para mis bebés!
Pretty great week, huh?
So, what do you want to do today?
Monster trucks? Carnival?
Oh, we're going to Dad's.
Oh? But I thought we were spending this weekend together.
Well, Dad got the weekend off.
And Mom said it was okay, so...
[creaking] I see. Well, that's nice.
Needs just a pinch of cinnamon.
Phase one. Code: Salty.
Mmh...
That's delicious.
[gagging] I'll have to get your r-recipe.
[gagging]
Salty pancakes? That's different.
Salty?
Salados! Oh, no!
Saltiness is a sign of bad luck!
Ooh! More for me, then!
Ah, hey, Mr. Scully.
Hey, kids. Hope you don't mind, I invited myself to dinner.
I couldn't resist Rosa's delicious chiles rellenos.
[chuckling nervously]
[awkwardly] Great news!
I love when she
[grunts] I mean,
We have to find that snake before anyone else does.
You guys stay here, have dinner and cover for me.
I'll find the snake.
But it could be anywhere!
[screaming]
Was that Mr. Nakamura?
Oh, yeah. It must be horror movie night.
Sounds like it was coming from the basement.
Yeah, he likes to watch down there.
It's creepier. I'm gonna go check it out.
My astrologer, Ernesto Estrella,
proclaimed our entire city to be cursed!
For the love of Einstein,
everyone knows that luck is pure absurdity.
Sweetie, they brought flan!
Flan-tastic!
[laughs] Good one!
Ah, I'm a
Ah!
Um, Abuela, are these chilaquiles
a little spicier than usual?
Pssh, it's just a little hot chile.
[screaming] Hot, hot, hot!
Growing up we always ate spicy food.
I'm trying to build your tolerance.
[laughs] You guys are wimps.
Yeah, total wimps.
[grunting]
Um, maybe I'll play it safe and stick with the pancakes.
[screaming]
They're jalapeño pancakes.
Milk...! Milk...!
Say, "Leche, leche!"
That's Carlitos' ghost pepper leche.
[screaming]
Ow, my eye!
Not, "Ow, my eye!"
"Ay, mi ojo!"
- Ay, mi ojo. - Muy bien!
Of course, Mijita, all are welcome.
[gasps]
Alisa!
Hola, Casagrandes family!
It's so great to see you again.
[sniffs] I'm sorry, but is that...
tostadas de ceviche?
You bet, Mija!
Ven aquí! Let me get you a little serving.
[gasps] Gracias! Ceviche is my favorite.
[gasps] So good.
I wasn't sure if you wanted breakfast or lunch,
- so I made both! - I could eat both.
Te adoro, Mijito!
Gotcha, Lincoln! Let's go!
Time to walk the plank!
Okay, I respect the laws of the sea,
but can I eat first?
Sure. I'm a pirate, but I'm fair.
[humming]
[ding]
There we go, Señor Toaster,
we'll get 10 more years out of you yet!
[phone ringing]
Bueno?
The toilet's doing what?!
I'll be right there!
Oh, I wish you could smell Abuela's famous tamales.
[sniffing]
No, Roberto, there are only enough tamales for dinner.
Ah!
Ready, aim...
taco!
Hmm?
Hmm...
[sniffs, gasps]
Hey, get your own taco!
No, no!
There's plenty for both of you, for five dollars each, that is.
Well done, Roberto.
I'd better go make more.
Yay, I did good!
Yeah!
[both] Oh, yeah!
Roberto, I didn't know you were home.
Do I smell... [sniffs]
My bunuelos?
Why, yes.
They're my all-time favorite!
They are? Huh, I didn't remember.
Please, have one.
Wait, didn't you tell me before
I wasn't allowed to taste anything?
Nonsense, I never said that.
It's been five long years since I've had the chance
to cook a Thanksgiving meal for you.
[sobbing]
You can have whatever you want.
Mmh, mmh...
Here, have some more.
You made pozole too?
Another one of my faves!
Shh, shh. Keep eating!
[stomping]
Ranita!
Just in time for breakfast.
Breakfast, huh?
Breakfast is for losers.
Aren't you late for school?
And, what's with the new look?
What is this, twenty questions?
Hey, hey, hey! I'm not crazy about that tone, señorita.
And I'm not crazy about that shirt.
Just kidding, it looks great.
I have to go to my conference, but when I get back
you and I are going to have a chat about this attitude.
[electronic music playing]
- Mija! - Ah!
Hey, Abuela, what's going on?
I just whipped up some queso fundido
for you and your bestie.
Eat, eat!
Aw, thanks, that sounds delicious,
but we're still pretty full
from the taquitos you made us 20 minutes ago.
Of course, what am I thinking?
I'm going to make dessert.
Listen, Abuela, we're just friends.
Okay, okay, but Hector and I used to be "just friends" too,
before we fell in love.
Mmh...
- Oops! - You can't use a plate?
The chip is the plate.
It's also a shovel.
They're clearly craving
my homemade shredded turkey mole.
[growling]
Eat, eat!
Actually, we had the best time.
What?!
[panting]
The cake!
I've got it!
[meowing]
[sighing]
[panting]
[laughing]
Huevos rancheros, just like you asked.
And to be sure you don't go hungry,
chorizo, hash browns y un pancake.
Hey, wanna see something cool?
Ooh, let me try!
You'll get there, buddy.
But first, you clean my wall.
Buddy.
[barking]
Good boy!
But, you missed a spot, though.