They don't teach the truth.
They love a good lie.
-They've been lying to us since we've been alive.
-Hey, that's how you keep it going.
What about all the artifacts they got
that we don't know about? It should be real.
I wasn't there when they dug it up.
How do we know they just didn't throw it in the dirt, bury it,
and just redig it to make it look like they found it?
You just know what you've been shown.
You know what's been broadcast to you.
Like, we just know. We don't know.
You wasn't there.
-Yeah, well, I mean, that's the --
-Like people who doubt the fucking moon landing.
I wasn't there when they landed the shit.
You was on the moon with them when they landed
the first thing over there? -So -- Oh, so you're saying
so you don't believe it? -Nah.
I'm-a be real with you -- I don't doubt it,
but I don't 100% believe.
I know I believe the facts.
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-What up? What up? -Oh, man.
-What up? -Oh, shit.
What the fuck? -Oh, shit, man.
-What the fuck?
Peace, man. -Hear that?
All that hand slapping and backing.
How you feeling, brother? -It's good.
-I got you. -Nice to meet you.
-How you doing?
Like a young Richie Cunningham over here.
-[ Laughs ]
-Not the first time I've heard that.
I'm a ... archaeologist.
-You want to paint, there's paint.
We'd love to see what you have on your mind,
and just paint right next to this.
But we should watch this a little bit because,
to be honest with you, we were just
in the middle of some shit. -All right.
-Like, this man right here is a-a professor --
archaeology professor. -Okay.
-He gives all kinds of speeches and seminars
and talks over at USC. -Okay.
-And, uh, we got pretty fucking deep
into this Nazca lines
and can it be real, can it not be real?
-Okay. -So right now we're just
thinking about whether it's real or not,
and it's like, we don't know.
-You know, I mean, I don't know, planets are what,
one big... [clicks tongue] one big canvas.
-It's the best canvas in the world.
-Earth is a stage. -One big canvas.
-There it is.
-That's a very wise thing right there.
-For ancient-astronaut theorists,
the link between the Nazca lines and extraterrestrial
communication is an obvious one. -Pow, pow, pow.
-They believe they were trying to communicate with someone.
They also cite recent images recorded on Mars as evidence
which supports their claims.
-Certainly, the photographs that have been taken
by the Mars orbiters
would suggest there are actually geoglyphs on Mars.
-So, how you got into acting? -One day I was watching TV
and I couldn't really -- it was all snowy,
and I saw -- I saw them -- the girl's butt --
her head going up and down.
And then the guy's fucking some girl doggy style, just...
[ Clapping ]
All you see is the guy's smile on his face.
It was a fuzzy little thing.
I couldn't really see it over the --
-Why is that everybody's first memories?
That was my first memories of, like,
when you had to fucking go in between the channels
to fucking whack each other. -Try to get it.
-Yeah. -Try to get it.
-Just to see a tit or something.
-Yeah, they got some pretty erotic stuff at Pompeii.
In South America, there are these ceramic vessels
that are really, really well done,
but they're depicting all different types of sex.
[ Gulping ]
-Exactly.