>>> MR. VICE PRESIDENT, ALABAMA SENATE CANDIDATE ROY MOORE IS
HERE. >> OH, GREAT.
SEND HIM IN. [ APPLAUSE ]
>> HOW ARE YOU DOING? >> ROY, I DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU
THAT THE SENATE HANGS IN THE BALANCE.
WE ARE TRYING TO PASS A TAX REFORM PLAN THIS YEAR TO BRING
MR. TRUMP'S LIST OF BIG LEGISLATIVE ACCOMPLISHMENTS TO
ONE. WE CAN'T LOSE YOUR SEAT THIS
DECEMBER. >> YES, SIR.
>> I NO YOU ARE BANNON'S GUY ABOUT THIS LATEST NEWS ABOUT YOU
IS CONCERNING. VOTERS IN ALABAMA WILL NEVER
ELECT SOMEONE WHO HAS HAD ELECTIONS WITH A MINOR.
>> ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT? >> NO.
ALABAMA IS QUITE A PLACE. BUT WE CAN'T TAKE THAT CHANCE.
>> IT'S ALL LIES. I'M NOT THAT GUY.
>> PERHAPS. BUT IT'S HARD TO CONVINCE PEOPLE
THAT YOU ARE NOT INTO YOUNG GIRLS WHEN YOU DRESS LIKE WOODY
FROM TOY STORY. >>
THE LEFT WING MEDIA LOVES TO REPEAT THESE SEXUAL HARASSMENT
STORIES. THERE IS A NEW ONE EVERY DAY.
>> I KNOW. EVEN I HEARD ABOUT LOUIS C.K.
AND I'M ONLY ALLOWED TO LISTEN TO THE TV.
BUT THIS GIRL WHO ACCUSED YOU WAS 14 YEARS OLD, ROY.
YOU HAVE GOT TO DO THE RIGHT THING HERE.
>> ALL RIGHT. EVERYONE THINKS I DID IT, I'LL
MARRY HER. >> NO, ROY, NO.
NO ROY. I WANT YOU TO CONSIDER
STEPPING ASIDE. DON'T THINK OF IT AS ENDING YOUR
CAMPAIGN. THINK OF IT AS GOING TO
CONVERSION THERAPY TO TURN YOURSELF INTO SOMEONE WHO IS NO
LONGER A CANDIDATE. >> I MEAN COME ON SIR, DO WE
HAVE TO DO IT THIS WAY? CAN'T WE JUST CALL THE BOSS.
>> SORRY I'M NOT GOING TO CALL VLADIMIR PUTIN ABOUT THIS.
[ LAUGHTER ] I CAN'T MAKE YOU DO ANYTHING,
ROY, BUT I WANT YOU TO THINK LONG AND
HARD ABOUT THIS. I WILL GIVE YOU A COUPLE MINUTES
TO CONSIDER. >> OH, DANG.
I'M IN A GOOD PICKLE ABOUT THIS. WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> YOU ARE DROP OUT, THAT'S WHAT
YOU'RE GONNA DO. >> WHAT THE -- JEFF SESSIONS,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? >> DOING WHAT I ALWAYS DO,
COOK UP NIGHTMARES FOR CHILDREN. IT'S GOOD I'M HERE BECAUSE I
HAVE BEEN MEANING TO TALK TO YOU.
>> ALL RIGHT. >> ROY, YOU HAVE DOING SOME
CONTROVERSIAL STUFF. YOU WAVE A GUN AROUND ON STAGE.
YOU TELL FOLKS MUSLIMS SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED IN THE CONGRESS AND
THAT 9/11 WAS GOD'S PUNISHMENT FOR SODOMY.
I LOVE IT. YOU CHECK A LOT OF BOXES FOR ME.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> THANK YOU, JEFF.
>> BUT THIS IS REALLY BAD. I'M USUALLY THE CREEPIEST ONE IN
THE ROOM BUT I LOOK AT YOU AND I'M LIKE OH, MY GOD.
I GOT THE GOOSE FLESH. THEY SAY YOU ARE EVEN ADMITTED
TO BEING WITH A COUPLE OF 16-YEAR-OLDS.
>> COME ON, JEFF, YOU KNOW I WAS JUST KIDDING.
>> THAT'S A RELIEF. >> NO.
KIDDING IS THE TERM I USE FOR DATING YOUNG LADIES.
>> OH, GOD. ALL RIGHT.
GET ON OUT HERE. I AM ALABAMA, MR. MOORE, BUT YOU
ARE TOO MUCH ALABAMA, ALL RIGHT? GET OUT.
GET ON. LOUVRE ME TO MY GERRYMANDERING.
OH. PAPA, I NEED SOME ADVICE.
PAPA, WHAT'S GOING ON? I WANT TO BE HAPPY AGAIN.
I WANT TO GO BACK TO THE SENATE, DADDY.
I'LL BE GOOD. I'LL TALK TO KAMELA HARRIS.
I PROMISE. BUT THERE ARE SO MANY MEN OUT
THERE ACTSING LIKE MONSTERS. HARVEY WEINSTEIN, KEVIN SPACEY,
THE PRESIDENT. [ LAUGHTER ]
DADDY, HAS THIS BEEN GOING ON FOREVER, HAVE I BENEFITTED FROM
A SYSTEM OF OPPRESSION? NO?
THAT'S GOOD NEWS. DADDY.
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