Yeah, well, that's why they call it charity work.
Because it's work.
It's work.
Good evening, ladies.
How are you doing tonight?
Really awesome. So good.
My name is Devon, I'll be taking care of you.
Start you off with anything to drink?
Uh, water's fine.
Water's perfect.
Great, so we have a few specials in addition to the menu--
Listen, before the specials,
I have to tell you I'm allergic to nuts.
My meal cannot have any nuts in it.
She's insanely allergic to nuts.
Got it, no nuts. Not a problem.
We accommodate allergies all the time.
I'll tell the chef.
No, I'm serious.
It can't have even been around nuts.
Cashews, pecans--
Pine nuts, peanuts.
Yeah, doughnuts, cronuts.
Almonds. Lalmonds.
Dalmonds.
I understand.
So our specials are--
Oh, actually, some of the bread might have some nuts in them.
Oh, my God! Are you serious?
I can't believe this is happening!
Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God!
What is this?
Oh, my God, it's a nut!
It's a little nut!
What did we just say, Devon?
Is this (bleep) "Memento"?
Are you an f-ing goldfish, Devon?
Are we in your fish bowl?
Oh, look, a little plastic treasure chest.
(bleep) you, Devon!
Do you know what would happen to me if I ate that?
Her face will swell up, she will turn purple.
She willose oxygen.
Have you seen "Gravity"? I did.
Was that your favorite part,
when they lost (bleep) oxygen, Devon?
Yes.
When I die, it'll be your fault.
You'll have to go to my mother's door
with a folded American flag
and say, "Thank you for her service.
I'm Devon, your daughter's killer."
Look, I'm really sorry about the bread.
I swear, I will make sure that your meal is nut-free.
Thank you so much.
Okay.
Uh, so our specials tonight.
I think I know what I want.
Oh, yeah, me too.
What do I want?
What do
I'll have--
I'll have the nut-- Oh, no.
The arugula salad.
I'll have the arugula salad.
Are there nuts in that?
No.
(sighs)
But I will triple-check.
Nice job, Devon. Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Aw, he's sweet.
Two arugula salads.
Are there any nuts in those?
Nope.
Great.
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(girls screaming)
No!
(shrieking)
No!
What did we say?!
Everything all right here?
No!