Facebook!
Social Media for all people who are just figuring out what the internet is because,
"I want to follow my grandson!"
And with that being said, they have NO idea how this shit works!
So, with that being said, welcome to Insane People Facebook
I am late to the new york police conference
because I could not find a non Muslim cab at @Uber or @lyft driver for over 30 minutes!
This is insanity!"
And someone replied to;
"Imagine telling your boss, 'Sorry, I am 30 minutes late for work because of how
racist I am',"
I just want to point out the guy who said that at the top is a
VERIFIED TWITTER MEMBER! [Claps]
[Laughs] What an asshole.
You tell he is white because of his Twitter profile picture,
Ignoring the red outline, squiggle around.
[Sings] White privilege!
The whites are at it again! I repeat,
The whites are at it again!
This one's going to the Twitter group of 'Parents against vaccines'
What could go wrong? (Everything obviously)
"So, all my neighbors are on my case because I am not vaccinating my kids.
Anything I can do to get them off my back?
They keep saying mean things, like,
'Your kids are gonna die,' and 'Science is real,'
I don't get it,"
[Laughs]
I wonder why! [Laughs]
"We all die at different speeds, Jacob.
It's just so happens that your kids are currently the Usain Bolt of dying,"
[Laughs]
How do I tell these people with facts to stop.
hMMMMM- (Same)
It's like they have a point.
But, ssHHHHHH
Ow.
"CDC monitoring measles breaks out in 21 states, including Michigan,"
"Please don't vaccinate, I don't my kid's getting the measles," (He read it wrong)
(Yeah, you read it wrong)
Wha-whu [Laughs]
Wait. [Laughs]
[More laughter]
Okay, the reply is;
"That's not how vaccines work,"
Again,
hhhmMMMMMMMM
[Laughs]
I hate people. (I think we all do after reading this subreddit)
Ooh, god.
It's just not fair when you get to choose your own natural selection.
Just sucks that your parents are doing the natural selection for ya!
Oh, my goodness!
Ooh,
We got a nice toasty one here, ladies and gentleman.
"Woman hates on childless couples at Disney World,
while complaining about the exhaustion of and terribleness-
t e r r i b l e n e s s ?
Sure.
-of having children at Disney World,"
[Laughs]
1:04 AM, what could go wrong?!
(Let's do this, guys)
"It pisses me off TO NO END, when I see CHILDLESS COUPLES without at Disney World-
'Childless couples without at- Di- sure'
-Disney World is a FAMILY amusement park!
Yet these IMMATURE millennials throw away their money on useless crap!
They have NO IDEA the JOY and HAPPINESS it is to mothers who buys their babies treats and toys!
They will NEVER experience the exhaustion that is to chase a 3-year-old around,
And getting stares at assuming I'm a BAD mother!
This fine individual (Thanks for correcting, Mini) in some slutty shorts,
Was buying a Mickey Pretzel and Aiden wanted one but the line was SO VERY LONG,
So, I said, 'later,' and broke his poor little heart and he cried.
AND I WANTED TO TAKE THAT PRETZEL FROM THAT OLD TRAMP AND THANKS BITCH,
YOU MADE MY SON CRY!!
DISNEY WORLD IS FOR CHILDREN!
PEOPLE WITHOUT CHILDREN NEED TO BE BANNED!!
MOTHERS WITH CHILDREN SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO SKIP ALL OF THE LINES!
YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT ITS LIKE TO HAVE TO STAND IN A LINE FOR 3 HOURS,
WITH A CRANKY, TIRED, EXHAUSTED TODDLER!!
AND I CAN'T JUST TELL HIM THAT WE CAN'T DO SOMETHING BECAUSE IT'S HIS VACATION TOO.
I HATE CHILDLESS WOMEN WITH A BURNING PASSION!!"
[EMOJIS]
I think there's some pent up anger inside this person.
But, it's directed at EXACTLY to the wrong people.
Don't you just hate it when people enjoys things.
[Grrr] (That is some anger)
Isn't that just the worst.
You're enjoying that slide?
[Grrr] (I am scared, his anger is real)
You are not allowed to buy that hotdog without MY permission because I have a child,
'Cause that makes me entitled to EVERYTHING, according to my logic.
Because, I spam emojis,
And post it on Facebook, and gets-
Let's have a look here;
NO LIKES!
Probably gonna assume.
I can't only assume.
This person's really sounds like my cup of tea.
And because of this post, my neighbors hate me just that little bit more.
Because I put my body on the line for this subreddit.
I'll be honest with you,
Going through the All Time posts of this subreddit,
There is a bunch of anti-vaccinations on here. (Oof)
I am trying to skip over as many as I can because I don't want to make this a political, standard view- video, or whatever.
But,
HOLY SHIT.
"Spy Flowers,"
Yes. [Laughs]
"This neighbor has a flower peeking into my backyard.
I couldn't get close enough to see if there was a camera hidden inside.
Is this even legal?"
No bitch, that is a SUNFLOWER!
PLANTS GROW! (Woah, they do?)
Sunflowers,
They grow out to be very, very, tall.
Just because something is tall, doesn't mean there's cameras hidden inside of them.
Otherwise, basketball would be a very, very, different sport.
And before it comes out LeBron James has a camera hidden inside of him,
And working with the government, then fuck me anyways.
If you haven't already subscribe to this channel;
[SUBSCRIBE]
And if you are here from fifteen years in the future, where it comes out that LeBron James,
Has actually have a camera built into his skull;
Don't forget to [SUBSCRIBE] as well!
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"If I had to lock my child in a room with a pedophile or an atheist,
I'd choose the pedophile,"
Bad taste, bad taste.
'I would rather let my son go to catholic school and get- [Sings] (You do not need to know)
Or- [Laughs] be in a room with an atheist,'
hhhmMmMMMMMM-
[Laughs]
I kept this child in my stomach for nine months,
And I have a beautiful, beautiful, baby boy.
I raised him for twelve years, and then I
Write this SHIT on Facebook and wondering why the HELL did they even bother!
My goodness! (Slowly losing hope in humanity)
I'll be a hundred percent honest with you and tell that the reason why I do these subreddits,
Is because I just like losing faith in humanity,
Just- just a little bit more.
Alright, we got some Facebook Messenger on here.
Very nice!
"What are your hours?"
"I want a cat dropped at my house by tomorrow,"
"I'm not sure I understand what you are wanting.
We in home pet sitting,"
"I'm asking for a free cat,"
(What is wrong with Mini's face)
"Oh, I'm sorry. We are only in the pet sitting business,"
"Do you have a cat to baby sitting?"
"No, we just go to other people's homes to care for their pets,
While they are on vacation-"
"I,m block u,"
[Laughs]
Okay!
[Laughs]
'I am asking for a free cat,'
'NO!'
'I,m block u'
But he used a COMMA. [Laughs]
I,
mmmMMmmMmMMMMMmmMm
bLOCK U
[Laughs]
Ooh, people! (Such jokes, amirite?)
Just, people!
"Hahaha, my horse broke my toes,"
That is just strange. Why are you- why are you laughing?!
[Laughs]
"How?"
"She stepped on them and twisted,
And wouldn't get off my toes, and I had no shoes on,"
"Oh, dang,"
"She weighs over fifteen thousand pounds,"
"You mean. . ."
"Fifteen hundred?"
"No, add another zero to that,"
"There is no WAS she can be that much,
Maybe fifteen hundred?
But not fifteen thousand!"
I will read the grammatical errors!
And we will go along with it as a family.
She's almost as big as a damn draft horse,
And her hoofs are bigger than my head,"
"And we got papers on telling her us her weight!"
"The record for the weight is three hundred thirty-six in England,"
"Okay, well, this horse isn't from here Abby.
And you can't be calling me a liar, when I have a papers in this bitch.
You haven't had horses in your whole life,
And I'm sure you don't know anything about a horse, honey.
So, kinda get over yourself,"
"You might be reading this shit in the internet but everything you read in the internet isn't true.
I have papers on this horse, and you are calling me a liar,
That'zzz- real funny, don't you think.
You haven't even seen this horse.
This horse is bigger and HUGER,"
Sorry, I cut the accent for the word;
'HUGER'
"Fuck you, my horse weighs fifteen thousand pounds. (Almost seven thousand kg)
Let's have a little look-sy.
[Typing] Biggest horse in the world.
Three thousand three hundred and sixty pounds.
Look this size of that beast!
If you are telling me, that your horse,
Is fifteen thousand pounds,
WOW!
Ah, angel baby, natural selection will come for you too, don't you worry!
[Sings] I hate people even MORE!
"Teacher sentenced to three years in prison for sex with a fourteen-year-old student.
The victim's mother described the damages that it has done to her son in court,"
"The mom says it ruined the boy's life, and he can't make any friends?
That's the big bunch of bullshit to get money someone I've ever heard of.
This kid's going to be the most popular kid in his city, let alone his entire school,"
"Mother's said he's no longer vibrant and fun.
Yeah, 'cause he's no longer banging that hot ass.
I would be too,"
(Jeez, we are a disgrace)
It's just- it's just- it's just,
Feels wrong!
"Where the FECUKEY do these teachers live?
Asking for a friend,"
"Bullshit!
I would tap my son on the shoulder and say, [BANG, BANG] 'good job buddy!',"
(Why do these people live)
(Same)
Again, we're going back to this whole thing;
Imagine,
You're raising a child.
For nine months,
And then you're born,
And, fourteen years into it;
They have sex with a teacher!
Who's probably like twenty to thirty.
Maybe even thirty.
And you, go;
[PAT, PAT ON HIS BACK]
'Good job, buddy!
[#BESTKICK]
Get that pussy, boy!'
I hate people, I just- [Gives up in life]
I just hate them- I just hate them.
I just hate them.
[Frustrated]
That just makes me so DISGUSTING!
I'm going to keep the hat off.
It's just giving me a weird feeling.
"My worthless cunt neighbor had sex once again!
And she moaned like the fucking whore that she is.
Moaning is one of the most primitive behaviors that still exists today.
It's a whore's call for the nearest males to come and fight each other to the death,
So, that the last survivor will claim the femoid and breed her pussy with his superior genes.
If we still lived in the jungle and I heard that noise,
I would approach the male fucker,
And KNOCK HIM OUT WITH MY CAVEMADE BAT!
But since we live nowadays in a civilized society with laws and shit,
I can't do anything about that, so I have to resort to punching my fucking WALLS!
This is why moaning must be criminalized!
It disrupts the peace of mind of the other male inhabitants of a civilized society!
If that whore wants to moan, she can freely go to the Amazon Rainforest,
And MOAN like the fucking primitive animal she is.
Otherwise, she must face either the rope,
The electric chair,
Or the flamethrower!"
[Random angry noises]
(Okay, for you people who are reading this; I need you to go subscribe to Pewdiepie, and unsubscribe to T-Series. This is an important mission, and I need everyone to do this)
Hey everybody, welcome back to today's episode;
'LET PEOPLE ENJOY THINGS!'
Imagine being in an apartment complex and,
Some guy stomping on the floor below going,
'If you're gonna moan,
GO BACK TO THE RAINFOREST, YOU FILTHY WHORE!'
[Laughs]
I don't know why I sound like Alex Jones. [Laughs]
Imagine being so up yourself,
That you're not gonna let people moan,
Because it disappoints you.
Because whenever you hear a woman moan,
You want to RUN,
And you want to ATTACK,
And you want to MAUL that pussy like it's never gonna end.
[Given up in life again]
Even my trash is giving me a round of applause for that.
[Laughs]
Let's do one more, so we can all just go away as a nice, healthy family,
And realize that we are better than a lot of people,
And that's okay.
"Letting my teenage daughter shoot the AR for the first time today!
Teach 'em young- [BANG]
Teach 'em right!"
The first thing I can think of right here,
Is that I'm so, so sorry for their neighbors.
Because bitch,
They are BULLETS,
They go THROUGH things.
Basically, what you're doing is you're showing perfect proof of
You shooting up your neighbor's house.
There is a reason, why firing range is in the middle of nowhere in a remote location,
Or somewhere, where they can dampen the bullets.
But, no, this bitch is just shooting up her neighborhood,
With a father and mother coming on board saying,
'Teach 'em young!
Teach 'em right!'
[Laughs]
And there is where I'm going to leave it!
Because that statement, summarize this entire video so far.
'TEACH 'EM YOUNG!
TEACH 'EM RIGHT!'
If you guys have anymore recommendations for subreddits, let me know down below.
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[Hit or Miss plays]
Thank you-
With that being said,
[I don't know what he said, unfortunately]
And, I'll talk to y'all on the next one!
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(LEM :P)