Okay, look, I know I'm a girl
And I'm supposed to be better at this emotional crap
But I'm not, so I'm just gonna say it.
I'm sorry that I pointed out to you
That you fell in love with a client
And that made you go crazy and turn into a total bitch.
Wow.
That must've been really hard for you to say.
I thought it was going to be,
But I just kind of breezed right through it.
Well, thanks.
And, um, I'm sorry that I pointed out
That you haven't had a real relationship for the last five years
Because I'm the only person who can tolerate
Your bizarre and violent mood swings.
Oh, thank you!
Goodbye.