Try the Krusty Kelp Dog, sir!
The Buttered Barnacles are a touch of heaven.
The Powdered Driftwood is exquisite.
- Fresh Sludge Pudding? - More Diet Red Tide?
- Some Fried Flotsam? - Please, gentlemen!
Leave me to finish my work in peace.
[burps]
And did the voluptuous inspector enjoy his meal?
So far, so good.
I just need to try a plain Krabby Patty
and my inspection will be finished.
He says if he gets one more Krabby Patty,
he'll pass us for the inspection!
Do you know what this means, dear boy?
We're in the clear!
[can-can music]
We interrupt this can-can for a special news bulletin.
Be on the lookout for a man who's been passing himself off
as a health inspector in order to obtain free food.
That's all for now.
Free food?!
Maybe we oughta tell our guy about the phony impostor.
You loony loofah, he is the impostor!
We've been duped!
- Duped? - Bamboozled!
We've been smeckledorfed!
That's not even a word and I agree with ya!
Look at him.
I bet he never changes his underpants.
I bet he bites whale bubbles.
I bet his mom bought him that hat.
If that impostor wants a Krabby Patty,
then by Neptune, we'll give him one!
You're dancing with the crab man now!
Join me, boy, or you're fired!
It doesn't seem right...
but it feels so good!
Seahorse radish, the gnarliest stuff in the ocean.
Oh, hold on, I've got a jar of toenail clippings
in my office!
Oops, I dropped it in the toilet!
Well, fish it out, and I'll dry it
with me gym socks!
[SpongeBob giggling]
[Mr. Krabs] Why, that's the most diabolical
Krabby Patty ever spawned!
I call it the "Nasty Patty".
[giggling]
Hey, hurry up with that patty!
Here you are, sir, enjoy.
[sighs] Hello, delicious.
Come to papa.
[choking]
Listen, he ate it!
Oh, look at him choke!
[laughing]
[laughing] Look at him suffer!
[choking]
[laughing] Did you see that, boy?
Oh man, that look on his face!
[groans]
[laughing]
[TV] We interrupt your laughter at other people's expense
to bring you this news flash.
The fake inspector has been captured.
Here is his picture.
If a health inspector comes to your restaurant
and he's not this guy, he's real.
Phew, that's a relief, eh, Mr. Krabs?
I'm sure our guy will understand
if we just explain the situation.
Then we can all have a good laugh about it.
[gasps] I don't think he'll be laughing, boy.
Why, sir?
Because that patty killed him!
[screaming]
Mr. Krabs, what are we gonna do?
What's this "we" stuff?
You fed him the tainted patty.
Looks like it's the stony lonesome for you!
But you told me to give it to him!
Well, you could've talked me out of it!
You're right, Mr. Krabs, I'm guilty.
I'll never survive in prison,
they'll mop up the floor with me!
Get a hold of yourself, boy!
We've got to get rid of this body
before anyone sees it.
We've got to take it out and bury it.
Eww, gross, germs! It's all icky and corpse-y!
[gagging]
[screaming]
Eww... Eww...
This should be far enough. Now, get digging!
Yes, sir.
[metal clink] What's the holdup down there?
There's a big rock in the way!
Well, toss it out and get back to digging!
Aye, aye, sir!
Ay... Yah!
[groans] Where am I?
Ah! [groans]
[groans]
Something ain't quite right.
What do you mean, Mr. Krabs?
His head's sticking out!
Sorry, Mr. Krabs, I thought he might need some air.
They don't need air where he's going.
Shouldn't we say a few words on his behalf?
Uh...
He was a credit to health inspectors everywhere and, uh...
What a brave man!
Going in the line of duty like that!
[crying] Why... why... why?!
Listen here, ya little barnacle,
no one, and I mean no one can ever know about this!
It'll be the end of you, it'll be the end of me!
And worst of all, it'll be the end of me!
[Officer John] Stop right where you are!
I'm afraid we're going to have to arrest the two of you.
Mr. Krabs, I'm too young to go to jail!
And what would be the charges?
For not being at the Krusty Krab to whip us up
a couple of delicious Krabby Patties!
[laughing]