Ok who’s up for another quicklook, and this time for an artisan keychain. Should I call them AKB
quick cuts? I have a branding problem. I hope no one wants a 20 minute keychain exploration film,
I think the ad money would be sweet. Anyway in November, December, Headesigns dropped the anchor.
Ha ha. Get it? Like Gilligan’s island around here. We have fun. A three hour, (flat voice) video…
The anchor is a keychain carabiner, and up until this point I thought I had no room in my shriveled
little heart for a keychain. Turns out I do. While I I’m not wholly into janitor-core or
landlord core, I do find it convenient to clip my keys to my belt loop, because of all the bullshit
in the pockets. And as I’m waxing keychain, Let’s take a look at the basic dimensions. Now in my
pockets, generally one gets the iphone pro max and the other gets a knife. And to keep the keys from
gouging the fuck out of the expensive shit, I used a Redeemed creation leather clip for a few years.
Interesting story here… I leave the house I clip it on, leave it clipped until I get where I’m
going like say work, and unclip it. End of story. I didn’t think keychains had thought put in them,
but if you believe the product page and the press release this one did. I mean it would have to,
because it’s good. Meaning I don’t know how or why but this slides on the belt loop consistently,
more smoothly, and with almost zero miss clips- a big improvement over those steel clippy things.
Like on this or this. I think it’s because it’s anodized and smooth. I have been carrying it every
day since I first posted on Instagram. And may God smite me if I ever post another video about a new
keychain. The anodization has held up extremely well on this titanium beauty, and I have found:
it is compact, takes up overall less space than the leather danglies. Headesigns website says
these are limited to 50 pieces each trim, and there are 4 options, and the good news is you
can still get them from their website. I know it’s like $70 bucks, but I just paid just under $300
for a sword. Which I will use for precisely one video, and will only carry it to work sometimes.
Ok if work people monitor this, it was a joke. I totally read the handbook, no swords.
If you want to get down to it, this has been my most carried piece of non iPhone for the
last two months. Sam who is HEADesigns has a unique visual language that I respond to well.
I know some of my audience prefers to buy a cheap Walmart carabiners and scoff at a nice
titanium one, and others who like their pretty little pocket dumps, and their lanyard beads,
and their cute little hanks. This is a piece of gear that skews toward that end.
It’s well thought out, has a very great responsive spring tension, and is a very good carabiners. Now
as you know I don’t much have experience in the titanium carabiners market- and I don’t intend
to ever unless it’s a blackmail situation. If you think this was bad wait till you see my
upcoming watch review. Ok I think I have said my piece. Headesigns donated to this to the channel.
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