MECHANIC: Well, boys, the bad news is,
your car is busted.
The good news is, I can fix it.
For 350 bucks.
But we don't got that kind of dough.
Aw, man!
(SHRIEKING)
Ease up there, pal.
We'll think of something.
Hey, the rodeo's in town.
I hear bronco bustin' pays big cash money.
Who knows...
Maybe you boys can win first prize.
(BOTH LAUGHING)
Rodeo?
(HORSE NEIGHING)
Yahoo! (HORSE NEIGHING)
COWBOY: Yee-haw!
MICKEY: Howdy, folks, y'all.
(NEEDLE SCRATCHES) (DONKEY BRAYING)
We're here to win the bronco-riding sporting event.
I plum reckon. Y'all.
Where's your horse, cousin?
Wait, you need a horse?
(ALL LAUGHING)
Okay, fellas. All we've got to do is "borrow" a horse.
On my signal we grab him. One, two...
(SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)
MICKEY: Now!
(BACK SNAPPING)
(DONALD GRUNTING)
Here they come, wild mustangs!
(GRUNTS)
(DONALD SHRIEKS) Oops.
(SCREAMING)
(GROANING)
(GRUNTING)
(SCREAMING)
(SHRIEKING)
(CROWD CHEERING) MICKEY: Yee-haw!
Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa...
(CHOKING)
(DONALD SHRIEKING) (MICKEY GRUNTING)
(GRUNTS)
(GROANING)
Cousin, I wanna tell you that's some of the best ding-dang riding
I ever did see.
(SCREAMING) Whoo!
(MIMICKING GUN FIRING)
We'll take that prize money now.
Oh, sorry, boys.
There ain't no prize money this year.
You know, what with the economy and all.
ALL: Aw!
TEXAS TYCOON: Hold it right there!
I'm a wealthy Texas millionaire.
And I've scoured the entire Southwest
looking for a horse such as yours.
Why if he was mine, I'd treat him like the richest king on Earth.
And together, he and I would reign supreme
over the sport of rodeo!
I'll give you two suitcases full of cash for him!
Well, unfortunately, sir,
he's not really a hor...
(DONALD NEIGHING)
(HORN HONKING)
(DISCO MUSIC PLAYING)
So long, suckers! (LAUGHS)
Uh, we're not going to mention this to Daisy, right?
MICKEY: Nope.