I SUFFOCATE MY CLONE WITH THIS ZIPLOCK
HE REFUSED TO CUT OF HIS DREADLOCKS
WHACKED HIM LIKE PACINO THEN I SCREAMED "HOO AH!"
NOW I'LL RUIN ALL OF HIS COOL STUFF
WAIT IS THIS A LONG PINK LIGHTSABER
OR AM I JUST REALLY HAPPY TO SEE YA
LET'S SEE WHAT OTHER TOYS THIS NERD HAS GOT
OH SWEET, IT'S A MASK OF CHEWBACCA
WHY DOES HE STILL HAVE THESE DVD'S?
SHARKNADO 3 AND HUMAN CENTIPEDE?
ITS THE CLASSIC STAR WARS TRILOGY
WHEN GREEDO GOT SHOT FIRST BY HAN AND THAT WAS UN-PC
NOW I'M REALLY PISSING OFF THE MAID
HOLY BANTHA CRAP, THAT'S MY DARTH VADER CASE!
THESE FIGURES AREN'T WORTH A LOT TODAY
COULDN'T KEEP 'EM IN THE PACKAGE I HAD TO PLAY
I AM CHEWBACCA
I'M PLAYING MOTHAF**KIN' STAR WARS
IT'S JABBA THE HUTT!
THAT'S HOW THEM EWOKS TALK ON ENDOR
VADER KILLED MY ONLY HOMIE OBI-WAN
THEN I TOOK A NAP INSIDE A DEAD TAUNTAUN
SOLO CUT HIM OPEN AND SAID, I
I THOUGHTTHEY SMELLED BAD ON THE OUTSIDE!
JEDI TRAINING WITH MY GREEN LIFE COACH YODA
MY SHIP GOES IN THE SWANP
R2 SAYS BLEEP BLOP
I FREAKIN' LEFT THE KEYS IN THE IGNITION
CAN'T CALL TRIPLE A
BECAUSE DEGOBAH HAS NO RECEPTION
YODA LECTURES ME ANNOYINGLY
SOUNDS LIKE A BACKWARDS TALKING MISS PIGGY
WHEN 900 YEARS OLD YOU REACH
LOOK AS GOOD AS MWAH YOU WILL NOT, KERMIE
YOU TRIED TO KILL ME BUT I DIDN'T DIE
CALL IT RETURN OF THE DREAD GUY
YOU CUT YOUR DREADS WITHOUT ASKING ME
GOT SICK OF HAVING HAIR LIKE A BONSAI TREE
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE
THIS IS ACTUALLY A CLONE WAR
I AM YOUR FATHER
THE WEEKND HAS JOINED THE DARK SIDE
I FINALLY GET TO HAVE MY OWN TOYS