>> HEY, BABY. YOU'RE LOOKING GOOD.
>> WHAT? OH YEAH.
IT'S SUNDAY NIGHT. THAT'S WHEN WE HAVE SEX.
>> ALL RIGHT. WELL, YOU KNOW, DON'T SAY IT
LIKE THAT. LIKE IT'S A HAIR APPOINTMENT OR
SOMETHING. >> NO.
I'M PUMPED FOR IT. LET'S START!
>> I WAS THINKING MAYBE WE COULD DO SOME FUN TONIGHT.
MAYBE SPICE THINGS UP A LITTLE TONIGHT YOU KNOW.
MAYBE TRY SOME DIRTY TALK? >> OH YEAH, THAT'S HOT.
♪♪♪ >> WHAT'S UP, YOU DIRTY GIRL?
>> YEAH, WHAT'S UP, YOU FREAKING ALCOHOLIC?
>> OH, WELL, YOU KNOW, BABE. LET'S NOT BRING UP MY OLD
DEMONS, YOU KNOW? I'M A LITTLE SENSITIVE ABOUT
THAT. WHAT IF YOU'RE MORE LIKE A
LITTLE MEAN TO ME. >> OKAY.
WHAT'S UP, BITCH? I MAKE MORE MONEY THAN YOU.
>> OKAY. THAT'S ANOTHER SORE SPOT FOR ME.
LET'S KEEP IT SIMPLE. JUST CALL ME DADDY.
>> OKAY. >> MM.
YOU LIKE THAT? >> OH, YEAH, DAD.
DO ME, DAD. >> MAYBE DON'T SAY DAD.
DAD, IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT YOUR REAL DAD.
LIKE YOUR BIOLOGICAL DAD. >> YEAH.
>> MAYBE WE NEED A LITTLE STRUCTURE.
A LITTLE ROLE PLAYING. I'LL LEAD US OFF.
>> HELLO, YOUNG LADY. ARE YOU HERE AFTER CLASS FOR
SOME EXTRA TUTORING? >> OH, YEAH, I AM.
BECAUSE I HAVE A LEARNING DISABILITY.
I READ THE WORDS ALL OUT OF ORDER.
>> THE THING IS THAT'S JUST KIND OF SAD.
HOW ABOUT, UM, YOU KNOW WHY YOU'RE HERE IN THE PRINCIPAL'S
OFFICE? >> BECAUSE I BROUGHT A GUN TO
SCHOOL. >> NO.
YOU DON'T HAVE A FUN, BABE. I THINK -- I THINK YOU'RE HERE
BECAUSE YOU HAVE BEEN DRESSING LIKE A SLUT.
GIVE ME ONE REASON I SHOULDN'T KICK YOU OUT OF SCHOOL.
>> BECAUSE I WANT TO DO YOU. >> YOU ARE BAD.
>> YEAH. I'M THE BADDEST GIRL IN 6th
GRADE. >> NO!
NO, NO. YOU CAN'T BE IN THE 6th GRADE
BECAUSE -- GENERAL RULE, ALL RIGHT?
DIRTY TALK, YOU'RE 18. KEEP IT LEGAL.
>> OH, OKAY. OKAY.
BUT I READ AT A 6th GRADE LEVEL BECAUSE OF MY READING
DISABILITY. >> LET'S MOVE ON FROM THAT,
OKAY? KEEP IT SIMPLE AND FUN, ALL
RIGHT? LET'S START WITH A VOICE, OKAY?
>> I'M LIAM. I'M A SURFER FROM AUSTRALIA.
WANT TO SEE MY DIDGERIDOO? >> OH, YEAH.
SHOW IT TO ME, WOW. >> WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
>> OWEN WILSON, BABY. >> NOT OWEN WILSON.
I'M NOT -- YOU'RE NOT OWEN WILSON.
NO DISRESPECT. "SHANGHAI NIGHTS" ALL DAY.
YOU HAVE TO DO A LADY VOICE. >> WANDA SYKES?
[ AS SYKES ] YOU WANT TO GET NASTY WITH WANDA
SYKES, BABY? YEAH.
>> ISN'T SHE A LESBIAN? >> OH.
YEAH. >> KIND OF HOT.
[ AS SYKES ] >> OH, YEAH!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]