MY NEXT GUEST IS A WRITER, ACTOR, AND COMEDIAN, AND STAR OF
THE SHOW "SILICON VALLEY".
THIS SUNDAY HE'LL BE HOSTING "THE CRITIC'S CHOICE AWARDS".
PLEASE WELCOME T.J. MILLER.
♪ (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
>> I'M T. J. MILLER FROM THE MAJOR MOTION PICTURE "YOGI BEAR"
3-D.
>> Stephen: A GREAT MOVIE.
A GREAT FILL.
>> Stephen: WHO WERE YOU IN THAT.
>> RANGER JOHN.
>> Stephen: OH, YEAH!
THE STRONGEST CHARACTER OF THE FILM.
>> Stephen: THE BREAKOUT STAR OF THE 3-D.
>> I SORT OF OVERSHADOWED BOO-BOO.
>> Stephen: THANKS FOR WEARING THE WINGED COLLAR, TOO?
SO FEW OF MY GUESTS COME DUDED UP.
>> I WAS REALLY NERVOUS.
YOU'RE MY WIFE'S FAVORITE COMEDIAN, PRESENT COMPANY
INCLUDED.
>> Stephen: SOUNDS LIKE A LOVELY WOMAN.
WHAT'S YOUR WIFE'S NAME?
>> THE SOURCE OF A LOT OF CONTENTION.
KATE.
>> Stephen: HEY, KATE.
HERE WE ARE ON YOUR FAVORITE COMEDIAN'S SHOW.
>> Stephen: EVERYBODY LIKES YOU.
YOU'RE BLOWING UP.
YOU'RE THE HOST OF THE CRITICS CHOICE AWARD.
>> I AM.
I'M BLOWING UP.
YOU MAY HAVE A CLIP DR. .
>> Stephen: WE DO HAVE A CLIP.
HOULD WE CLIP IT UP?
>> Stephen: THIS IS YOU WINNING LAST YEAR FOR "SILICON
VALLEY."
>> I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO LOSE SO I ATE A LOT.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
I WOULD SAY THAT THE AWARDS FOR THE CHILDREN BECAUSE CHILDREN
ARE A TANGIBLE REPRESENTATION OF ACHIEVEMENT WHEREAS AADULTS
SHOULD SETTLE FOR THE PRESIDENT AND ADMIRATION OF THEIR PEERS.
BUT WHAT DO I KNOW?
I MEAN, I JUST PLAY AN ARROGANT BLOW HARD THAT SAYS WHATEVER THE
(BLEEP) HE WANTS TO.
>> Stephen: DID THEY STOP YOU AS YOU WERE LEAVING AND SAY --
>> GIVE THE AWARD BACK, COME BACK NEXT YEAR.
I BELIEVE THE AWARDS WITH FOR CHILDREN.
WHAT DID I SAY, THE AWARD IS HOLLOW, NOTHING TO IT, THEN I
GOT A JOB FROM IT TO HOST THE ACTUAL AWARDS.
SO I GUESS I'M EATING CROW, RIGHT?
A FOOT IN MY MOUTH, RIGHT? EGG ON MY FACE, RIGHT?
(LAUGHTER) THE OLD EGG ON THE FACE BIT!
>> Stephen: GLAD TO HAVE YOU.
WE'RE VERY EXCITED.
I'M EXCITED THAT I HAVE MORE THAN ONE SUIT!
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> Stephen: SO YOU'RE TELLING
ME YOUR WIFE DOESN'T LIKE THIS >> IT NOT THAT SHE DOESN'T LIKE
IT.
SHE JUST HATES IT.
>> Stephen: (LAUGHTER)
>> Stephen: YOU WORKED ON THE "SILICON VALLEY" SHOW.
>> I DID.
>> Stephen: DO YOU WANT TO TALK OR JUST DRIP FOR A WHILE
BECAUSE WE CAN BE QUIET FOR A BIT.
>> LET'S DRIP FOR A SECOND.
>> Stephen: LET'S DRIP FOR A SECOND.
>> I HAVE BEEN ON THE ROAD AND I HAVE BEEN CLOSING WITH A BIT
CALLED SKELETON HANDS, AND IF YOU DON'T MIND, I'M JUST GOING
TO -- (LAUGHTER)
THANK YOU.
SO I HAVE BEEN CLOSING WITH THIS BIT ON THE ROAD, STANDUP, AND
IT'S CALLED SKELETON HANDS, AND I WAS WONDERING IF YOU WANTED TO
DO IT WITH ME.
>> Stephen: SURE.
I WAS TOLD YOU HAD SKELETON HANDS AND I'M QUIET DURING IT?
I CLOSE MY EYES?
>> YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES AND LOOK TOWARDS AMERICA, ALL RIGHT.
>> Stephen: AGAIN, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN.
TELL ME WIFE I LOVE HER.
>> THIS WOULD BE SO WEIRD IF THIS IS THE WAY YOU DIED.
>> Stephen: YEP.
GOT A LOT OF EGG ON ME.
WE'LL TRY IT LIKE THIS.
OKAY.
CLOSE YOUR EYES.
NOW OPEN THEM, AND JUST TRUST ME, STEPHEN.
>> Stephen: OPEN MY EYES?
YEAH.
STEPHEN, THIS IS ONE OF THE GREATEST MOMENTS OF MY LIFE.
I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT.
I -- (LAUGHTER)
I GUESS IN SOME CASE THIS REALLY VALIDATES ME AS A COMEDIAN.
GOD, LOOK AT THIS...
(LAUGHTER) THE 21st ANNUAL CRITICS CHOICE
AWARDS SUNDAY ON A AMP E AND LIFETIME!
T. J. MILLER, EVERYONE!
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK!