IT'S TIME TO "SPILL YOUR GUTS OR FILL YOUR GUTS!"
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> James: OKAY.
LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THE FOOD WE HAVE.
CRICKETS SOMETHING I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF
CALLED BLOOD HEAD CHEESE
WE HAVE HOT SAUCE.
BULL PENIS [BEEP] >> James: SARDINE SMOOTHY.
A COW'S TONGUE.
DEEP FRIED BUTTER.
A THOUSAND AND OUR OLD FAVORITE, A THOUSAND-YEAR-OLD EGG.
>> A THOUSAND YEARS OLD?
James: THAT'S WHAT THEY CALL IT.
IT'S A DELICACY IN MANY PARTS OF THE WORLD.
>> NAME FOUR.
James: WELL, WE ARE RUNNING LOW ON TIME.
SO, WILL YOU GO FIRST.
YOU ASK ME A QUESTION, KRIS.
CHOOSE A FOOD I'LL HAVE TO EAT SHOULD I NOT ANSWER YOUR
QUESTION.
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO GIVE ME.
>> THE THOUSAND-YEAR-OLD EGG.
James: OKAY.
ALRIGHT.
OH MY GOD.
SMELL THAT, JUST SMELL IT.
>> SERIOUSLY?
James: OKAY.
SO GO FOR IT.
GO FOR IT, KRIS.
WHAT IS THE QUESTION?
>> WHY HAVEN'T YOU DONE A CARPOOL KARAOKE WITH KANYE YET?
>> James: OH, I CAN ANSWER THIS EASILY.
GREAT QUESTION FOR ME.
WE HAVE TRIED.
HE HAS CANCELED TWICE, MAYBE EVEN THREE TIMES.
HE CANCELED ONCE AS I WAS TURNING THE CORNER TO HIS HOUSE.
I WAS IN THE CAR.
BY THE TIME THE CALL FINISHED I WAS SAT OUTSIDE OF HIS HOUSE.
THEY WERE LIKE, HE'S NOT IN THE ZONE FOR IT RIGHT NOW.
WE WILL DO IT ANOTHER TIME.
AND HE DID SEND ME A LOVELY GIFT.
>> WHAT DESCEND YOU?
James: INCREDIBLE FLOWERS IN A CUBE.
A CUBE OF FLOWERS.
I HAD NEVER SEEN IT BEFORE.
>> FANCY.
James: AND HE SENT ME A PAIR OF YEEZY'S.
PEOPLE WERE LIKE THEY'RE SO EXPENSIVE.
YA, THEY COST MY SHOW $45,000.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> James: BUT WE LOVE HIM.
HE IS MY DREAM.
HE KNOWS.
THAT.
>> THEY'RE COLLECTIBLE.
James: HE'S MY DREAM.
>> EAT YOUR EGG.
James: NO, I ANSWERED THE QUESTION.
THAT'S EXACTLY WHY.
OKAY.
KRIS, I AM GOING TO GIVE YOU THE CZASARDINE SMOOTHY RIGHT THERE.
>> OH, LORDY.
I CAN'T LOOK AT THIS.
>> James: WELL, YOU MIGHT -- OKAY.
KRIS, YOU ARE THE EXECUTIVE PRODUCER OF "KEEPING UP WITH THE
KARDASHIANS."
IF YOU HAD TO CUT ONE OF YOUR DAUGHTERS FROM THE SHOW, WHO
WOULD IT BE AND WHY?
[LAUGHING] >> I HAD TO --
James: YOU HAVE TO CUT ONE OF THEM.
>> James: NO WAY.
KRIS.
MY GOSH.
[LAUGHING] [BEEP]
>> THAT IS NASTY.
I AM NOT GOING TO TURN ON ONE OF MY GIRLS.
THOSE ARE MY BABIES.
>> James: THEY WOULD OF UNDERSTOOD.
LOOK IT WAS THAT OR -- >> NO THEY WOULDN'T UNDERSTOOD.
I COULDN'T OF GONE HOME.
I WOULD OF GONE TO ANOTHER CITY.
YOU KNOW.
>> James: KRIS, WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO GIVE ME TO EAT SHOULD I
NOT ANSWER THE QUESTION.
YOU HAVE THE COW TONGUE THERE.
THE BULL'S PENIS.
>> THAT.
James: THE COW TONGUE?
>> YES.
I MEAN THAT'S REALLY NASTY.
I AM ALMOST KIND OF SORRY.
YOU WANT ME TO PICK SOMETHING ELSE.
>> James: NO.
>> WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING IT.
[LAUGHING] >> STOP IT
NO.
I'M GOING TO GAG.
>> James: WHAT IS YOUR QUESTION.
>> HOW MUCH MONEY DID YOU GET PAID TO DO "PETER RABBIT?"
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> YOU GUYS, IT SMELLS SO VIAL.
I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU JUST DID THAT.
MY GOD.
>> James: IT WASN'T ENOUGH TO DO THAT, I TELL YOU THAT RIGHT NOW.
OH, MAN.
>> DO YOU HAVE ANY CHAMPAGNE.
James: WE CAN GET YOU A GLASS OF CHAMPAGNE.
>> THE SMELL HERE IS VIAL.
[BEEP] >> James: I NEED A VALIUM.
OKAY, CHRIS.
I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU.
I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU THIS BLOOD HEAD CHEESE.
>> NO.
James: OKAY.
KRIS, I WILL GIVE YOU THE -- >> HOT SAUCE.
James: REALLY?
>> SURE.
James: YOU WOULDN'T HAVE THE HOT SAUCE.
IT'S PROPER HOT SAUCE.
IT'S HOT.
>> LET ME SMELL IT.
James: IT'S LIKE BURN YOUR MOUTH HOT.
>> HUH.
James: I WILL GIVE YOU -- >> NO.
I WILL TAKE THE HOT SAUCE.
>> James: THE CRICKETS.
>> YOU ARE NOT.
[BEEP] >> James: THE CRICKETS.
KRIS, THERE ARE THE CRICKETS.
YOU CAN ADD THE HOT SAUCE AS A GARNISH, IF YOU WISH.
>> LIKE A DRIVE-THRU.
James: THIS IS A BIG ONE.
>> HUH-UH.
I'M NOT EATING A CRICKET.
>> James: YOU MIGHT BE.
[LAUGHING] >> James: YOU'VE BEEN SPOTTED
WEARING A MASSIVE DIAMOND RING ON YOUR WEDDING FINGER.
ARE YOU AND COREY GAMBLE ENGAGED?
[LAUGHING] >> NO.
James: YOU MEAN NO YOU'RE NOT GOING TO ANSWER OR NO.
>> NO!
NO, I'M NOT GOING TO ANSWER.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> James: I MEAN IT'S, THE RING
IS RIGHT THERE.
IT'S A BIT OF A -- IT'S A GIVEAWAY.
>> THIS ISN'T THE RING.
James: BUT THERE IS A RING!
[LAUGHING] OH, THERE IT IS, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN.
KRIS JENNER, OUR HERO.
WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK WITH THE "LATE, LATE SHOW."