- That groundhog is full of it.
It is awesome right now.
- Oh, hey there, Kim.
How are ya?
- Oh hey, can you believe it is 75 degrees right now?
- It's a scorcher.
- What's with the get up?
- I'm just seeing if it still fits.
- Why?
- I can't remember the last time I was cold.
- It was freezing last week.
- Kim. - Yeah?
- It was 45 degrees. - That's cold.
- I thought we would at least get a dusting.
- Not this year.
- Maybe even some freezing rain.
- Oh, don't feel bad.
I think New York City's only seen flurries
like once this year.
- It's just... - What?
- I never thought I would miss the snow.
- Come on, this is great.
- No, it's not.
- This is why people move here.
- I miss the snow.
I miss the fluffy snow.
I miss the wet snow.
- Isn't all snow wet?
- I miss the old snow.
I miss the new snow.
I miss the gray snow.
- Snow can be gray?
- You know, like from all the dirt and the car exhaust.
I miss that. - You do?
- I miss all the snow.
- Then why did you move here?
- To get away from the snow.
- I'm so confused.
- You know what would be perfect?
- So you're happy again?
It's a real journey we're going on here.
- We drive to the nearest ski lodge.
- That's so far away.
- We bring our sleds with us.
- I don't think they allow that.
- And we spend the afternoon together, racing each other,
and drinking cinnamon Schnapps.
- We don't even own sleds.
- You can use lots of things for sleds actually.
- Can you?
- You can use a cookie sheet,
a laundry basket, a trash can lid.
- That's pretty creative.
- A yoga mat, a kiddie pool, an air mattress.
- Questionable at best.
- Or just take a trash bag
and wrap it around a flat cardboard box.
- Now you're just making things up.
- You know this one time in college.
- Here we go.
- Steve and I took the legs off a couch
and we used that as a sled.
- Holy (beeps).
- We pulled it behind our friend's truck
before they plowed the roads.
- So actual couch surfing.
- It kind of sounds a little reckless
now that I'm seeing it out loud.
- Yeah. - But very fun.
- Let's not encourage people.
- No, yeah, no, for sure.
Definitely for sure.
- I can never tell if you're agreeing with me.
- I mean, living down here is fine.
- It is.
- But my kids will never climb up a giant snow mountain
after they plow the school parking lot.
- Ah, they can climb a tree.
- They will never understand the struggle
of getting salt stains out of your jeans.
- But aren't you enjoying the sunshine?
- And one day, if little Mary's boyfriend
doesn't secretly install an automatic car starter
how will she know the relationship is getting serious?
- Is that true love in the Midwest?
- You know how you get SAD?
- Seasonal affective disorder?
Yeah.
- I think that I have SNAD.
- SNAD?
- Snow nostalgia affective disorder.
- That's not a real thing.
- I mean, Steve's had his snowblower
ready to do everyone's driveway for weeks.
- Poor Steve.
- And I've had my old kitchen broom in my trunk
just ready to scrape off my van at any point in time.
- You could use a broom?
- I mean, I'm just a little SNAD, but I'll be fine.
- What can I get for you?
Maybe one of those hot tobies you like.
- Kim, you'd make me a hot toddy?
- Sure, we've got some rum, I think.
- I mean, it's whiskey, but I'm too nice to say no.
- We'll go inside.
We'll turn on the AC, put on a fire.
- Oh, let me make you some porcupine meatballs.
- Oh, we don't eat porcupine.
- Well, what about some pasties?
- You know, I'm wearing a bra,
so I don't really need any of those.
- Oh, Kim. - I know.
- Here's the deal, guys.
I really do miss the snow.
So if you'd like to send me some
I will gladly accept any snow that you have to offer.
- But the moment it gets cold
she'll start complaining about the cold.
- This is false.
- [Cameraman] Please don't actually send us snow.
- No, no.
So, here's the deal.
I could not, it's 75 degrees in February.
I could not be more thrilled.
My neighbor is depressed.