meantime I guess I'm allergic to not
having memes in my life I need to change
that right now with brand-new beautiful
episode of meantime I'm not that long
out of bed so my voice is all deep and
sexy are you doing these sexy things
that I could do here let me show he is
the chosen one answering really personal
questions 69k likes 420 dislikes hell
yeah
coincidence I think not sadly it's gone
beyond that no what is it actually at
this time 102 K 1.2 king man that's I
mean that's kind of satisfying in its
own right cuz its ones and twos but
dammit I had that I had victory in my
hands the Commons why don't you have
notifications on answer him coward
yeah wait don't you have notifications
on all of you don't have notifications
I'm calling you out right now I know
you're all sitting there with your
drinks like for shame what's the point
of even subscribing if you don't ring
the bell and like the video and buy all
the merch and watch every Jack enjoying
his time with his community he's
suddenly a father of a hundred and two
million nine year olds what Oh cuz felix
is gone is that it have I become the the
bastion of memes now am I the meme
father also their 19 year olds not 19
year olds okay work up a complaint over
here pewdiepie it goes on break and
you're happy for him
realizing that Jack could review
PewDiePie submissions while he's gone is
that it should I do that is that what we
should do next that I'll do that for a
video reviewing pewdiepie subreddit for
him I'll do an episode of meme review
and lo I don't know how those work but
I'll do that just for you 19 year olds
who are left out in the dark Felix is
gone sequestered all the way away gone
all the way away from you
I'm here
Jack still here come we have memes here
don't post [ __ ] though meme time
Irish Lawai I mean technically yeah it's
all kind of the same sort of thing where
you go to the subreddit and you look at
the stuff people are posting there it's
not a bad thing
the main takeaway with these types of
series is that I love interacting with
the stuff that you guys are making I
want to try and figure out more series
where we can do that type of thing and
actually look at what everybody's making
and then show it off in a video and even
though it might be just silly memes now
and then I still think it's nice
damn did somebody do do a 3d model of my
weight
this looks [ __ ] real damn the
netherlands jax castle ireland this is
insane
thank you so much this is incredible I
can't believe jacksepticeye Castle is so
iconic in Minecraft that they made it in
real life you also made the pint you you
made it look exactly like I wanted it to
look in my head this is beautiful like
the pint of Guinness and everything is
an actual pint of Guinness I couldn't
even write Guinness on the front of mine
I know you could use banners but then it
would be really big and it would look
[ __ ] [ __ ] also that's another thing
we do on meme time that Felix doesn't do
in his we swear over here yes it's great
don't tell YouTube though cuz then do
you monetize me anyway so just keep it
on the down-low could be our little
secret I'm like selling swear drugs
urban dictionary how did we get here do
you have 90 minutes no that can't be
real do you have 90 minutes to go over
the jacksepticeye how do we get here
live show comedy world tour it is oh my
god you how did we get here me do you
have 90 minutes I love that any time
I've seen how did we get here on
anything
people keep tagging me in it now people
who finished minecraft and did all of
the thing or it's like have all status
effects and all potions and all that
stuff all at once there's an achievement
called how did we get here and every
keeps tagging me and every youtuber
that's done let's be so annoying for
them to just get comments of that
constantly but damn it
that's my stamp on the world do you have
90 minutes and coca-cola zero sugar same
great coke taste now with a hint of
added vanilla this is Pepsi Max my
brother [ __ ] you [ __ ] me screw you
mom give me your phone it's really good
oh my god we can all relate to that so
much if you're an only child a lot of
you might be thinking man I wish I ate
siblings when I grew up no you don't
especially if you're the baby of the
family like I was I two older brothers
two older sisters all [ __ ] well
maybe it's that thing where it's like
well if you keep encountering [ __ ]
in your life maybe you're the [ __ ]
maybe I was just a little [ __ ] when I
was younger I was absolutely a little
[ __ ] when I was younger I had a [ __ ]
mouth on me I was very very quick-witted
very funny and very talkative when I was
younger and I I never missed an
opportunity to clap back and then there
was the moment right clap back against
my parents where they were like give me
your thing and I'm like no like okay we
tried and then it never happened again
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how I want my picture to look okay oh it
actually can you believe this is the
same person can you believe the same
person is in poses these pictures I know
Ripley's Believe It or Not I'm no fool
ease Oh
somebody should post that into our
Instagram reality Instagram versus
reality what's the focus of called this
is like that meme where it's like taking
pictures for Instagram and then taking
pictures for my friends on snapchat
people still use snapchat I I tried it
for like a year
just with my friends and then I was like
I could just text you I don't need
[ __ ] snapchat it was more of an
annoyance than it was a convenience but
any time I meet people out in the wild
and they want a picture like 60% of them
bring up snapchat before they'll bring
up their actual camera you know I know
you can take it in snapchat and then
save it you know you can just plug a
camera and do the same thing it's weird
it's so weird I'm OH
I don't like it my face when mom brings
home the chicken no geese is this my
lineage is this is what this is what I
gotta be known for this stupid [ __ ]
face you know what this should be the
new face yeah can can we retire this one
this is the face that always showed up
for so many things and everyone used for
me all the time
can we retire it and use this one
instead same energy oh my god no I could
do it better wait hold on is that good
it's like Daenerys versus Thor like meme
me gets a melee kill everyone else at
people this is like when the dog could
smell that you [ __ ] your pants before
anyone else no Sparky no don't oh give
me a chance to change please when they
find you in prop hunt are you this plant
it's like no I think you just [ __ ]
skedaddle out of there
that's amazing oh I miss prop one I want
to play prop one with the guys again
Satan's got the right idea
PMA before you worship me or God you
need to worship yourself you and your
mental health come first then you can
focus on sinning Wow Satan that's so
wholesome thank you thanks Satan and yes
that's a silly as it is and as jokey a
meme it is it's actually really decent
advice not not even just for like
religious reasons but you should learn
to start loving parts of yourself or
your whole self but let's face it that's
a hard thing to do so start moving parts
of yourself there's no get real deep
okay I know we're not even 14 but let's
jump into it what are the heart of the
things that I had to learn in my life
that I'm still learning is that to put
more value in yourself put more value in
your own thoughts and your judgments and
your opinions not everyone's going to
agree with them not everyone's going to
think the exact same but that's the
point because
even if you don't believe in yourself if
you don't have love for yourself if you
don't trust your own opinions and that's
stuff anyway other people are still
gonna have differing opinions so you
might as well stick to your own guns and
face differing opinions then just going
wishy-washy with the crowd all the time
anyway that's not to say that you should
go completely against criticism at all
that's not the same conversation but if
you don't have any self-worth for
yourself if you don't believe in
yourself and you don't have your own
values other people will make that
decision for you they'll and they'll
project who you should be and if you
don't stand your ground and stick up for
yourself and have your own moral compass
and your own values which you will learn
over time other people will do that for
you they'll align your values for you
they'll tell you who you are and what
you are you know what thanks Satan
that's great advice
also still not verified tisk tisk tisk i
really couldn't have alcohol with every
single dream Jack's Irish ancestors
shame don't get me wrong
I like alcohol I'm not averse to alcohol
I will drink it when I'm out with my
friends I'm socializing and everything
but every single drink it's too much I
drank a lot when I was a teenager I did
the whole partying thing I went out and
I got so hammered that I literally
blacked out and I woke up the next
morning with my big toe split in half
with my shoes and my socks too long
covered in blood and I had no idea how
it happened true story I don't want to
do that again it's exhausting that I'm
older and now I get hangovers also you
know I don't have the metabolism of an
18 year old anymore I gotta take care of
myself this is getting way too real okay
yeah forty bean joke is jack up haha oh
god the youtubers oh god the Fab Four
Jesus Christ that is so bad
also why is my in the only face that
really looks like it belongs what's what
a [ __ ] is this
it's me Ringo Starr I mean the youtubers
Biggles didn't really actually talk like
that I'm more doing like a Simpsons
rendition of them which
to do with this meme stay with me now is
that you need to take it you need to
bring it out back and you need to shoot
it and kill it and make sure that it
never proliferate ever again cool we got
a deal alright for those reasons I mean
you're a hard level Mimar if you see
this oh my god it's [ __ ] with my eyes
oh it's better if you stand further away
you can see it better you can't see me
better but you can see the meme better
look at it look at that me it's the cat
the cash that's like I was today years
old when I found out that I was a hard
level Mimar before that it was like I
think I am I hope people think that I'm
a hard level Mimar I hope that I have
the mammalogy in my blood but until now
I never had scientific actual factual
proof thanks gamers
oh god no why why Jack says he loves
dirty bean water in the morning I just
imagined this
this is beyond cursed I love dirty bean
water in beautiful delicious aromatic
strong flavored coffee those beans that
really get you up in the morning and get
you off at night the most delicious of
beverages the sweet nectar of the gamer
gods but not this not like this I'm very
curious to see how it would work though
an impossible choice for your favorite
Irishman dye your hair green again or
admit that Shaun McLaughlin memes are
funny you [ __ ]
fine they're funny ha ha laughs right
Shaun McLaughlin oh my god what is that
Shaun McLaughlin Oh Lord mcLaughlin it's
a funny guy he's so glad that that was
in our lives anyone who picks blue to
dye my hair green I'm gonna come to your
house okay gonna come to your house I'm
gonna take away your mean privileges
this is my literal version of hell
life is so hard untitled goose game Lego
set could become real if you vote for it
what oh my god I want it so badly oh my
god it's so cute
she's already reached a thousand
supporters at time of publishing but it
will need ten thousand total how much is
it that now it's five thousand one
hundred and to go gamers go vote for
untidy goose came Lego I need it in my
life
I need it on my shelves I need it under
my feet hey this is like oh I would
gladly walk on there's seven hundred and
seventy one days left I think we can do
it it's halfway there
can I make a suggestion though goose
needs to be bigger or does e that's
adorable my video like that the perfect
time and now we have a new loading meme
format oh my god I'm wearing the exact
same hat [ __ ] what could you possibly do
with this format I love that it's taken
with a [ __ ] phone on a screen
people saying loading cat is a dead meme
me I intellectual being I intellectual
like me being you don't know the biggest
of thinker Jack stop making fun of my
height and my name fans keeps doing it
Jack oh my god does this meme actually
have legs and the teacher asks if you
finished the homework oh god I [ __ ]
hated homework so goddamn much I was I
wasn't the best in school I didn't get
bad grades or anything but I just I
couldn't sit and focus and do the
homework and just think about school all
the time so and then when you had coming
in to school the next morning and you
tried some of the homework but it was
like guys do [ __ ] smart for me I'm a
[ __ ] idiot you're like please give
give me answers what did you get for
number 12 and everything through 24 to
60 jack I couldn't have alcohol every
drink his Irish ancestors had some
really obscure memes coming out today
all these things that I'm like I didn't
even remember doing and suddenly
everyone's like new meme jack does
anything audience its meantime my face
when I get a pop-up like this task
failed successful the look of confusion
also I like that the loading icon' kind
of looks like the the sea on the cloak
there's new stuff a cloak brand calm you
can go get it right now the future was
now and we have a lot of actual cloaks
for sale now so you can go get them for
yourself the ice cube tray says
do not refrigerate yeah because you
don't refrigerate you freeze it you
don't make ice in the fridge you make it
in the freezer gotta think big ly about
the mean sea as an intellectual you
wouldn't get it me processing all the
things that happened in the first 24
days of the year it has been almost a
month already we're almost a month into
2020 already where the [ __ ] that the
time go I was like okay I'll get on to
all this stuff starting 2020 can't
[ __ ] wait something it's like it's
the 24th god I haven't done anything yet
teacher what's a hundred minus 31 me an
intellectual
oh I feel bad that I didn't get it until
I saw them nice the nice just gave me
the answer that I needed because first
of all I was like leave me alone okay I
make funny haha they don't [ __ ] make
rockets and send them to the moon yeah
simple math is what you need for that
yeah I'm the type of don't bastard who
would be like 12 plus 16 the [ __ ] is
that and take out my calculator or do it
on the calculator on my watch because I
want to feel like a spaceman like yes
69% nice you know it's beautiful
beautiful about seeing 69%
you flip it upside down it's still 69%
see check this [ __ ] [ __ ] out oh wait
there we go
% 69 that's big brain when are you slang
terms ironically but I get so deep into
the irony that I can't stop why am I
talking oh my god I heard that's so
often I get so I'm such a [ __ ] parrot
that anytime somebody says something
that I think is hilarious I just repeat
it and repeat it and repeated ironically
most times and then I get so deep into
it it's like I kept saying what job
[ __ ] know about cuz I heard I
can't remember where I heard it
everywhere I'm like that's so the
opposite of the type of thing an Irish
person would say put y'all [ __ ]
know about so I just start saying that
and now I say it all the time
I feel so called out by this meet sadly
my friends we've come to another app we
come to the end of another
sort of meantime I know I'm sad stop the
crop to crying everybody the reason that
it's so sad is because it was so great
to begin with for you see great sadness
comes after something of great joy but
never fear because as I hated homework
when I was younger
I'm gonna give you these guys so as soon
as you go I'm gonna get some fun
homework to do which is a new meme
template here beautiful shadow Gaiden
puts it up a new template of why am I
talking like this it's blank it's there
for you go I'll you know I don't even
open it up Bigley there you go
they can just screenshot this and work
away I'm some people call me mean Jesus
but that's a label that I love some
people say I'm a hero and in a lot of
ways I I don't agree with that but in a
lot of money other ways I do here you
are your meme for next week go to the
subreddit jacksepticeye ours are slash
jacksepticeye join up we have a hundred
and thirty seven thousand members right
now why don't you and that'll be our
meme for next week that'll be something
that I have challenged you to the
funniest meme gets the highest honor of
jacksepticeye your name can go on the
board for the next episode but until
then you sweet baby me me dreamers I
will see you all next time
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