science history moustaches due to recent
litigation I've been banned from the
news that's why I'm going to the
Internet I'll be answering your comments
and questions here on I think I've got
this with me chip chap Lee hello
Internet I'm chip Chappell Ian I think
I've got this our first question comes
from Peter mm who asks hey chip
why is everyone choking Sasuke now I
didn't know what the hell Peter mm was
talking about but as a fair host I've
decided to answer this question by
bringing in an expert voice actor Yuri
Lowenthal hello Yuri hi chip and it's uh
it's pronounced Sasuke not soundscape
you know we're already getting off to
the wrong foot Yuri I don't want to hear
your anime [ __ ] I just want to get
down to the facts
fair enough chimp fair enough now I
looked around and sure enough
Keter mm is right a lot of people are
choking Sasuke what's the deal why does
everyone hate your character he's he's
kind of an [ __ ] and I would assume
that reflects on you unfortunately yes
hmm so everyone at an anime has to be
their character that's that's pretty
much the job I signed on for yes Pikachu
is voiced by a little yellow ket no but
but I'm sure the the voice actor acts
like a little yellow cat when they're
recording and a big Gundam robot is
voiced by a big goddamn robot that is
absolutely correct moving on I'm going
to list some other popular anime memes
and I want you to answer for them okay
is this a pigeon is that you that is not
me hmm not going well how about
surprised Pikachu face that's got to be
you
now that's not me either what about back
when people used to say my power is over
9000 is that you also not me actually
chip that was
that was me sort of well actually well
not really and getting the robot Shinji
are you Shinji uh you know I've probably
played a character named Shinji but I
don't think that Shinji close enough now
I'm just gonna list some things I know
about anime and you tell me if I'm right
or wrong okay
everyone's a girl correct instead of
laws they have karate also correct it's
the law of karate every other person you
meet is a damn robot every third person
actually but close enough I can see how
much the internet appreciates anime and
I really want to get the internet to
appreciate chip how can I be more anime
well you could start with your hair you
can add add spikes and I would
definitely apply that to your mustache
okay give me a second here okay go wow
that's that's impressive
mmm and then one what do I do say in the
close area where as little as possible
ooh
if you could also then climb into a
giant robot and wear that perfect I
don't think we have the costume budget
for that Yuri one thing I've noticed
that the animes like to do is a bunch of
grunting and shouting correct that is
most anime dialogue can you teach me how
to grunt and shout like a real anime I
would love to chip I'm gonna warm up
hang on chip chip chip chip chip chip
chip chip alright let's do it okay I'm
gonna teach you the classic anime gasp
I'm ready in America we would gasp in
word like this huh but in anime you
would gasp out like this okay okay let
me try here we go
tell me something that would make me
gasp in an anime I'm your father but
also your sister and your brother and a
mutant good perfect
nailed it excellent I know I would now
what about the grunting and fighting
noises I'm going to pretend that I'm
hitting you and you just grunt the way
you would grunt if I was punching you in
say the stomach go ow
stop it okay
that's illegal now I'm gonna poke you in
the eye try this poking you in the eye
Boing
pawing very good very good you know Jim
I think you've got this I knew I did why
did I have you on here I don't I really
don't know I don't even know hey you've
got my number and I think it's a good
time for us to hang up
probably I'm chip chapli and I think
I've got this I think you do chip see
you around
hopefully not leave your questions for
the next episode of I think I've got
this with chip Shapley in the comments
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