LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOU KNOW MY FIRST GUEST FROM "THE
DEPARTED," "TED," AND THE "TRANSFORMER" MOVIES.
HIS LATEST IS "MILE 22."
PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO "THE LATE SHOW," MARK WAHLBERG!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ ♪ ♪
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: WELCOME BACK!
NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
>> THANKS FOR HAVING ME.
HOW ARE YOU.
>> Stephen: I'M GOOD.
HOW HAS YOUR SUMMER BEEN?
>> IT'S BEEN GOOD.
>> Stephen: WHAT DO YOU DO FOR FUN SOME WHAT'S YOUR SUMMERTIME
JAM?
>> I'M DOING A MOVIE, I'M WAKING UP AT 3:00, WORKING OUT, DOING
ALL MY PRAYERS, PLAYING GOLF-- TRYING TO GET ALL THAT DONE
BEFORE THE KID AND MY WIFE WAKE UP, WHICH IS NOT AN EASY THING
TO DO.
THEN I START THE REST OF MY DAY.
>> Stephen: I THOUGHT BEING A MOVIE STAR IT'S GLAMOROUS, ALL
JUST PARTIES AND BOATS.
>> FOR A LOT OF GUYS IT IS.
FOR THE OVERACHIEVER, YOU HAVE TO GET UP A LITTLE EARLY, BUT
I'M OKAY WITH THAT.
I DON'T MIND WORKING HARD.
IT'S PAYING OFF.
>> Stephen: LIFE IS SUFFERING.
>> NO COMPLAINTS.
>> Stephen: NO COMPLAINT?
HOW MANY KIDS?
>> FOUR, TWO BOYS AND TWO GIRL S.
>> Stephen: TWO BOYS AND TWO GIRLS.
EVERYTHING IS BALANCED.
RECENT HEADLINE IN LOCAL BOSTON NEWS, "MARK WAHLBERG SEEKING
TOUGH BOSTON MOB GUYS FOR UPCOMING FILM."
I HAVEN'T GOTTEN A CALL, MARK.
WHAT'S THE... DID YOU LOSE MY AGENT'S NUMBER?
WHAT'S-- >> I DIDN'T, BUT I ACTUALLY,
JUST LOOKING AT YOU NOW, I THINK YOU WOULD MAKE FOR THE PERFECT
WHITE COLLAR CRIMINAL.
>> Stephen: WHY, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
>> SO YOU AND I.
>> Stephen: YES.
>> IN JAIL.
>> Stephen: YOU AND ME IN JAIL TOGETHER.
>> I'M ASKING YOU FOR FINANCIAL ADVICE.
JUST THE WAY YOU ARE, GLASSES, WORKING IN THE LIBRARY.
BUT YOU ACTUALLY ARE VERY SMART.
AND WE'RE GOING TO PULL OFF A PONZI SCHEME WHEN YOU GET OUT OF
JAIL.
>> Stephen: OH, I LIKE TI LIKE IT.
>> AND THEN YOU DECIDE -- >> Stephen: BECAUSE YOU'RE THE
MUSCLE AND I'M THE BRAINS.
>> LISTEN, I KNOW A LOT OF GUYS --
>> Stephen: IF YOU'RE THE BRAINS AND THE MUSCLE THEN I AM
THE MUSCLE AND HIGH BODY FAT.
>> NEVER UNDERESTIMATE ANYBODY.
I KNOW A LOT OF GUYS 125 POUNDS WHO WILL BEAT THE (BLEEP) OUT OF
MOST BIG GUY, BUT THEY ARE HOPPED UP ON DRUGS.
SO IF WE GIVE YOU THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF METHAMPHETAMINE --
>> Stephen: GIVE ME THE STUFF LIKE, COPS TASE THEM FIVE TIMES
AND IT DOESN'T FAZE THEM AT ALL.
THAT'S MY CHARACTER HOOK RIGHT THERE.
HERE'S WHY I'D BE AFRAID TO AUDITION FOR YOUR BOSTON MOB
MOVIE.
AS YOU KNOW, BOSTON ACCEPT IS THE HARDEST THING FOR ACTORS TO
PULL OFF.
PEOPLE HAVE FAMOUSLY SHANKED, THAT ONE.
>> YES, I WILL NOT NAME NAMES.
SOME PEOPLE WISELY AVOID THE ACCENT.
>> Stephen: THEY'RE FROM BOSTON AND DO THIS?
>> YES, THEY TALK NORMAL.
>> Stephen: HI, I'M FROM BOSTON.
HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES?
>> I'VE HEARD WORSE.
>> Stephen: YOU'VE HEARD WORSE?
YOU'VE HEARD WORSE.
>> I HAVE WITNESSED WORSE.
>> Stephen: IS THERE A PHRASE YOU CAN GIVE ME FOR THE HOOK.
WHAT DO I DO TO SOUND LIKE I'M FROM BOSTON OR DO I SCREAM, "I
HATE THE YANKEES."
>> THAT ALWAYS WORKS.
NOW THAT WE'RE IN FIRST PLACE YOU DON'T HAVE TO HATE THE
YANKEES.
NO DISRESPECT.
THE YANKEES HAVE 27 CHAMPIONSHIPS.
NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.
YOU'RE STILL GOING TO MAKE THE WILD CARD.
RELAX, GUYS.
THEY HAVE THE SECOND-BEST RECORD IN THE LEAGUE, AND THESE GUYS
ARE STILL COMPLAINING.
>> Stephen: SPEAK OF CASTING.
YOU CAST YOUR MOM IN THE REALITY SHOW "WALL BURGERS" RIGHT HERE.
HERE'S SOME OF THE PAST.
THERE'S YOU.
THERE'S YOUR BROTHER, PAUL, THERE'S YOUR MOM, ALMA.
THERE'S YOUR BROTHER, DONNY.
WHICH OF THE WAHLBERGS GET THE BIGGEST TRAILER?
>> THERE IS NO TRAILER ON THIS PARTICULAR SHOW, BUT MY MOTHER
IS THE ONLY ONE WHO GETS A PAY INCREASE WITH EVERY SEASON.
AND SHE SHOULD.
BIT YOU KNOW WHAT?
SHE DIDN'T WANT TO DO THE SHOW.
HER AND MY BROTHER PAUL WERE LIKE, "ABSOLUTELY NOT."
THEY THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO DO CRAZY, NEGATIVE, WE FIGHT ALL
TIME REALITY SHOW.
I JUST WANTED TO DO A SHOW TO BUILD THE BUSINESS, WHICH IT HAS
DONE BECAUSE WE HAVE 27 STORES OPEN --
>> Stephen: 27?
>> WE WILL OPEN ANOTHER 10 THIS YEAR.
IF I TELL HER, "I DON'T THINK WE'RE GOING TO DO ANOTHER
SEASON," IT'S LIKE DEAD SILENCE.
AND THEN IT'S LIKE, WHAT, AM I GOING TO DO?
WHERE AM I GOING TO GET MONEY?" I'M LIKE, "YOU'RE ANOTHER MOM."
IT'S ACTUALLY GIVEN HER A LOT OF JOY, AND NOW SHE'S FAMOUS ON HER
OWN, SO SHE'S NOT LIVING IN MY BROTHER'S SHADOW ANYMORE.
>> Stephen: SHE DOESN'T NEED YOU ANYMORE.
>> NO.
>> Stephen: SHE'S GOING TO CUT YOU GUYS LOOSE.
>> SHE'S PUT ME IN MY PLACE MANY A TIME.
>> Stephen: HAS SHE PUT YOU IN YOUR PLACE RECENTLY?
>> NOT TOO RECENTLY.
BUT WORST AND MOST EMBARRASSING, SHE DOESN'T FLY ANYMORE, BUT I
BROUGHT HER TO CALIFORNIA, AND SHE WANTED TO LEAVE EARLY.
THEY DRIVE HOME, AND THE LIMO DRIVER GETS LOST FOR, LIKE, 5
MINUTES.
AND I WALK IN THE DOOR AND SHE'S LIKE WHO ( BLEEP )?
WHO DO YOU (BLEEP) THINK YOU ARE?
YOU'RE NOT A MOVIE STAR.
I SAID WHAT HAPPENED?
SHE SAID WE GOT LOST.
I SAID YOU WERE IN A LIMOUSINE WITH THE PRIEST.
NO PROBLEM.
>> Stephen: WAS THE PRIEST THERE WHILE SHE WAS "F-"BOMBING?
>> YES, WITH THE BIGGEST GRIN WAITING FOR ME TO SEND HER TO
BED SO WE COULD HAVE SOME WINE AND LAUGHS.
HE DROPS MORE "F" BOMBS THAN ME.
>> Stephen: HAVE YOU THOUGHT OF CASTING YOUR MOM AS A TOF
BOSTON MOB GUY?
>> I AM BASING MY CHARACTER ON MY MOTHER.
( APPLAUSE ).
>> Stephen: IN CASE-- THIS IS-- I FIND THIS FASCINATING.
I GOTTA GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS NEXT ONE.
IN CASE THE MOVIE CAREER, THE PRODUCING CAREER, THE BURGER
JOINTS, IN CASE THAT ALL GOES SOUTH, YOU'VE GOT A BACKUP PLAN
NOW.
I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU HAVE-- YOU'VE BOUGHT A CHEVY DEALERSHIP
IN COLUMBUS, OHIO.
( LAUGHTER ).
>> YES.
>> Stephen: ARE YOU-- ARE YOU PLANNING TO GO INTO THE WITNESS
RELOCATION PROGRAM?
( LAUGHTER ) WHY-- WHY-- WHY COLUMBUS?
I KNOW WHY CHEVY.
CHEVY MAKES A FINE VEHICLE.
THEY SPONSOR US, RIGHT?
( LAUGHTER ) YES.
THEY MAKE A FINE VEHICLE.
>> BEST.
>> Stephen: THE BEST.
OH, MY GOD.
>> ONE OF THE GREAT AMERICAN BRANDS OF ALL TIME.
>> Stephen: OF COURSE.
>> LISTEN, I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN A LOVER OF CARS.
I DROVE A TOW TRUCK.
I WORKED AS A MECHANIC.
I USED TO DO OIL CHANGES, TUNE UPS.
I LOVE THE AUTOMOBILE INDUSTRY.
I LOVE BEING IN COLUMBUS.
WE'RE ABOUT TO OPEN A WAHLBERGERS THERE.
WE'RE ALREADY IN CLEVELAND.
AND WE HAVE BEST DEALS.
NOW I KNOW--
LET ME JUST EXPLAIN SOMETHING TO YOU --
>> Stephen: ALL RIGHT, YOU HAVE THE BEST DEALS--
>> LISTEN.
>> Stephen: I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT.
OKAY, PUT ME IN A CHEVY SILVERADO 1500, MARK WAHLBERG.
COME ON, SELL ME.
>> NOW, YOU SAY YOU WANT THAT.
BUT I ASSESSED YOU THE SECOND YOU WALKED IN.
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BUY A NEW CAR FOR THE REST OF THE BAND.
YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A USED EQUINOX, LT, ONE OWNER, LOW MILE
AS -- >> Stephen: CHEVY EQUINOX.
WHAT'S THE TORQUE?
>> I'M GOING TO THROW IN A NAVISTAR NAVIGATION PACKAGE,
HEATED SEATS, ALUMINUM WHIELZ, MAKE AN XM RADIO, A REMOTE
START, AND IF YOU'RE LUCKY, I'LL THROW IN JUST FOR YOU A REAR
BACKUP CAMERA.
HOMELAND ON -- >> Stephen: ISN'T THAT
STANDARD NOW?
>> NOT THESE DAYS.
$20,904 IS THE BASE PRICE.
I KNOW THAT BECAUSE I DO THE RESEARCH AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO.
WHAT I'M GOING TO DO FOR YOU TODAY, MR. COLBERT, $1,000 DOWN,
$294 FOR 84 MONTHS, AND I WILL THROW IN A GIFT CERTIFICATE FOR
A PARTICIPATING WAHLBERGERS, AND THROW IN TINTED WINDOWS IF YOU
MAKE A PURCHASE AT WALL BURGERS FOR $49 OR MORE.
DO WE HAVE A DEAL?
>> Stephen: IT'S A DEAL, IT'S A DEAL.
>> I'LL GET YOU GUYS A CAR.
I'LL GET YOU GUYS A CAR.
>> Stephen: IT'S A DEAL.
>> THAT'S WHY I'M IN THE CAR BUSINESS.
>> Stephen: I WANT TO GO BACK TO ONE OF THE THINGS YOU JUST
SAID RIGHT THERE, BECAUSE A HELL OF A SALESMAN JOB-- YOU SAID "AT
PARTICIPATING WAHLBERGERS."
ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT THERE ARE SOME WALL BURGERS-- AND YOU
BEING MARK WAHLBERG-- THAT ARE NOT WILLING TO PARTICIPATE IN
THIS PROMOTION FROM MARK WAHLBERG'S CHEVY DEALERSHIP IN
COLUMBUS, OHIO?
>> I WOULD SAY THAT IT'S DEFINITELY A LIMITED OFFER.
( LAUGHTER ) LIMITED TIME.
SO I HAVE TO FIGURE OUT -- >> Stephen: UH-HUH, UH-HUH.
>> YOU BETTER GET IT BY TOMORROW.
>> Stephen: OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
WELL, YOU'RE GOING TO DO FINE AT THAT DEALERSHIP.
YOU'RE GOING TO DO REAL FINE.
( APPLAUSE ).
>> Stephen: BUT SERIOUSLY, I DO WANT A SILVERADO.
THE CHEVY SILVERADO.
INCREDIBLE VEHICLE.
THE NEW MOVIE IS "MILE 22".
>> YES.
>> Stephen: WILL I UNDERSTAND THIS MOVIE IF I HAVEN'T SEEN
MILES ONE THROUGH 21?
>> YOU WILL ABSOLUTELY.
YOU KNOW, IT'S ONE OF THOSE-- PETE BERG AND I WE MADE MOVIES
BASED ON REAL-LIFE TRAGEDIES.
WE WANTED TO HAVE OUR VERSION OF FUN.
WE CREATED A CHARACTER-DRIVEN ACTION MOVIE THAT ONCE THE
ACTION STARTS -- >> Stephen: WE HAVE RONDA
ROUSEY ON, AND SHE HAD A CLIP, AND BOOM.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT'S GREAT ABOUT RONDA?
OBVIOUSLY EVERYBODY EXPECTS HER TO KICK A LOT OF ASS IN THE
MOVIE.
HER FANTASTIC PERFORMANCE IS INCREDIBLE.
SHE'S GOING TO HAVE A GREAT CAREER.
BUT THIS MOVIE IS NOT WHAT YOU EXPECT.
YOU'RE GETTING SOMETHING ORIGINAL AND REALLY SMART.
AND I TWIST YOU WOULDN'T EXPECT, NORMALLY THE GOOD GUYS WIN--
YOU'RE GOING TO WANT TO SEE MORE.
YOU'RE GOING TO WANT TO SEE ANOTHER ONE.
>> Stephen: DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING IN THIS CLIP?
>> I HAVE NO IDEA BUT LET'S SEE IT.
>> Stephen: LET'S FIND OUT.
>> WE'RE SURROUNDED AND NEED HELP.
>> ALICE, GO!
BACKUP!
>> WHAT IS THE STATUS OF THE PACKAGE?
>> Stephen: YEAH.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) YOU KNOW WHAT?
AFTER, AFTER THAT EXPLOSION, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY'RE GOING TO NEED?
THEY'RE GOING TO NEED A NEW CHEVY IS WHAT THEY'RE GOING TO
NEED.
>> EXACTLY.
>> Stephen: WELL, MARK, GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
>> THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
>> Stephen: CONGRATULATIONS ON THE DEALERSHIP.
"MILE 22" IS IN THEATERS THIS FRIDAY.
MARK WAHLBERG, EVERYBODY!