Y’all know what a Miami Heat is?
You know what a Miami Heat is.
You’ve gotten one before.
A Miami Heat is when a girl puts her face in the crotchal area of your pants, and she
just blows really hard, and it’s just hot air just goes around fucking everywhere.
You know how when you sitting down on like a hard surface area, and you fart, and you
fart and the fart kinda comes up between your nuts and then your leg...it’s like that.
It feels amazing.
The after effects, not so much.
Nobody wants to be the ex.
Everybody always wants to say, “My ex is sweating me.”
No.
No no no.
You're doing it too.
I always try to come out of a situation like look, I will take at least part of the blame.
That's how I write my songs.
I don't look at it from, "Hey guys. Look how cool I am."
I always come at my shit like, "Hey guys. Look how regular I am."
The shit you're going through, that's normal.
Don't think that I'm not going through it too.
I want you to know that all the shit you're going through, we all go through it.
All these celebrities that act like they don't fart.
Yes, we fart.
We take shits.
We do all that.
We spit and we got boogers in the morning.
It's ridiculous.
We get hangovers.
We don't party 24 hours and not get repercussions for that.
Obviously I’m gonna text you regardless.
but will it get you in trouble to where you get mad at me, and then this thing that I'm
trying to do won't happen?
You gotta shoot your shot.
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
In a session with Diddy, I don’t know what happened but we decided to see who could take
the most Patrón shots.
Flash from that to everybody doing push-ups in the parking lot.
I think we all got to 18.
We didn't run out.
I think that was just the point to where we got to 18 shots of Patrón and then everybody
that was involved in that contest ended up outside in the parking lot of the studio doing
push-ups.
I think that's usually when you would probably do some dumb shit, like texting your ex.
This text is not for relationship.
No.
No!
Obviously not.
The relationship wasn't good.
Your ex is a ex for a reason.
Obviously don't do that again.
This is purely sexual.
It's getting to a point in the song to where I feel like we had something.
If it was that strong, we can at least fuck one more time.
That'll be dope.
Do you remember?
Ah!
When we, fell in love...
Men don't think ahead.
Women think ahead 40 steps.
When chicks see a dude that they're attracted to, they think immediate.
What's going to happen when I, bam.
See him, he's gonna say this.
What if he says this?
And then it'll go this way.
Different timelines.
You know how the timelines work in ‘Back to the Future?’
That's how females brains work.
As a man, I don't think there's a way to not get caught.
Everything comes to light.
It’s over.
It's not a way to not get caught.
Everybody gets caught.
You're not going to keep secrets for long, and it doesn't even last long.
It's like a week and a half thing, if you can.
That's if you're a mastermind.