-David Spade, welcome to... Hi. Hi.
-Hey! Hey!
-You didn't realize I was here.
-I mean, I just leave it open in case anybody calls,
any talk shows. -Is that a Zoom background
or is that just a nice house you live in?
-[ Laughs ] "Or are you just happy to see me?"
-[ Laughs ]
-No, I have to -- I -- Yeah. This is my background.
There's a tree.
-There's a tree growing through the house?
-Yeah. Isn't that cool? -I love that.
-Yeah. It's a house I bought a while ago.
And this is the nice room. This is where I do stuff.
And then the rest of it is getting dated,
which is horrible.
It's, like, a real-estate term.
-[ Laughs ]
-But, you know, it's nice in here, but the rest of it
is a bit of a "fixer-upper." I go, "Gross."
I was thinking. We did a funny Zoom call recently.
You were on it, and I didn't know you were on it.
-That was insane.
-That one was -- Guy... is a buddy of both of ours.
And he knows a lot of people, but he just said, "Hey,
you want to jump on a Zoom with me and some friends?
You'll know them. On this day."
And I go, "Sure." And then --
But I came in a little late, and I was, like, having a drink.
And I'm like, "Bzzz." I come in, and I go -- [ Clears throat ]
"Oh, there's a lot of people here.
Oh. Oh, there's -- Oh, Fallon's here!"
-[ Laughs ]
-"Oh. Robert Downey Jr. Oh. Tom Hanks. Julianne Moore."
I was like, "Oh [bleep]."
I thought it was an Oscar party. I go, "Oh, my God."
-[ Laughs ] My screen can only see nine people.
So I just saw you and Sandler and I think -- and Hanks maybe.
And then all of sudden, I would just see your reaction,
or you'd be like... "Hi" or something.
You're like, "Dude. Leo DiCaprio. What's up, man?"
-It's funny 'cause the comedians are the ones
that they sort of go to like --
Everyone else is like...
"Tell those guys to juggle for us."
-[ Laughs ]
Copperfield was on the one the week after.
I go...poof his way in here?
[ Laughs ]
-He wasn't on the one I was on.
-I think it was magic.
[ Laughter ]
I think we heard about it...
-That'd be cool if he came out of his box
and cut it into your Zoom box.
-Yeah! [ Laughs ]
-Like, that's a trick right there, man.
We were there the whole time. I was looking through
some different notes and things we could talk about.
Do you know "Tommy Boy" is -- 25th anniversary of that movie.
-I did hear that because obviously I love "Tommy Boy."
I loved being a part of it.
And 25th anniversary. It's such a bummer.
We would've been on "Tommy Boy 12" at this point.
-[ Laughs ]
Just milking it. Oh, yeah.
[ Laughter ]
-Speaking of Tom Hanks, one time, Farley --
Like, you know when you go to that Monday pitch meeting?
-Oh, yeah. On "Saturday Night Live."
Yeah. You have to pitch ideas.
-So, sometimes writers give fake ideas
because we just were thinking about the last show.
And Chris and I were doing "Tommy Boy,"
so we didn't have any ideas and we would make them up.
You know, you go, "Hey, caveman afraid of caves."
And they're like, "Okay."
-[ Laughs ] I would like that sketch.
-"Tom, can you do a Russian accent?" He's like, "Yeah."
I'm like, "All right. That would hurt my sketch. So no."
-[ Laughs ]
-And then -- But when you get to Farley,
sometimes Lorne would call on him and sometimes he wouldn't.
But he'd get so nervous.
He's got, like, a yellow pad with doodles on it
'cause he has no real ideas.
No. He goes...
...pulling on the carpeting...
Everyone's like, "Oh, here comes..."
Lorne goes, "Chris, anything?"
And Chris goes...Tom Hanks.
And we all go...
Because he's one foot...
Then he goes, "Hey, Chris." And he goes...
"Uh, do you know that movie "Marty"
with Ernest Borgnine?"
And everyone's, like, obviously uncomfortable.
And he goes, "Uh, yeah. 1948. They did a movie..."
"Yeah. Something about that."
-[ Laughs ]
-And Lorne is like this.
And then Tom Hanks is silent. -Wow.
-And then Lorne goes...
[ Laughter ]
-"Everyone's gonna be... for our 'Marty' sketch."
-Let's talk about your new movie, "The Wrong Missy."
-"Wrong Missy."
-I'm psyched about it. Dude, it looks super-fun.
It's on Netflix there.
The premise is you get set up
with a girl who's a little crazy.
-I'm a normal divorced guy. I don't want to date.
Nick Swardson's my buddy.
He talks me into go on, like, a Tinder date.
-I love Nick Swardson. -Swardson's so funny.
He's bananas.
I mean, he's crazy, sets me up with a crazy girl.
She's crazy.
Her name's Lauren Lapkus. She plays Missy.
And so I go on a date... So I split.
And then -- And then I finally meet Molly Sims,
like, a girl I just get along with.
She's normal, normal job.
So I start texting her. -They're both named Missy.
-Yeah. Anyway, so I go --
Wait. So I go -- I text Molly Sims and say,
"Hey, you want to go to this Hawaii retreat with me?"
And then the other Missy shows up on the flight,
and I realize I'm texting her the whole time.
So I never even text the other girl once, so I'm like...
And it's good. That's my reaction from the movie.
And then we go to Hawaii, and then Schneider's there,
and there's all these other people.
It's really funny.
It's R-rated. It's really bananas.
I think it's probably a good time for it to come out
in the middle of all this craziness.
-Yeah, people need a little funny right now.
We ask everyone who comes on the show.
First off, thanks so much for coming on.
I appreciate it. We love you. You know I love you.
But is there a charity that you want to spotlight
or highlight during this pandemic and this time?
You chose Lucky Cause Animal Shelter.
-Animal shelter.
Everyone's COVID, of course. I'm going to go off the board
because there's still other things that need --
There's some animals that are having troubles.
In Arizona, my mom works with this.
They named the kitten coop after my daughter
because she goes there and visits the cats.
Harper's Kitten Coop. So they take them all in and help.
So sounds good.
Sounds like a good place to put a little bit.
-LuckyPawsAZ.org.
If you can give anything, that'd be rad, that'd be great.