- As what, me?
It looks like me?
- It looks like mousse in the middle, almost like mousse.
- It looks like me in a wrapper.
- Yeah. (Melinda laughs)
I just like unwrapping you
okay. - Oh, ooh!
- I'm Melinda.
- And I'm Nathan.
- Hi, I'm Emily.
- And I'm Cam.
- I'm Carly.
- And I'm Chase.
- And we have some snacks from the US.
- And the UK.
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I'm gonna go ahead and have
I'm gonna try some Quavers here
which I myself have not had in about seven years.
- Some Quavers.
- Some what?
- Combos stuff snack.
- What are these, are these crisps?
- They're pretzels.
- Ooh, what?
- One of my favorites as a kid.
- Okay.
- They look like an obese Frito.
- They look good.
- Mm, they are so good.
(bell dings)
Imagine these hungover.
- Ooh.
- Oh, they're as good as I remember.
(bell dings)
- Mm. (bell dings)
- Not bad at all. (bell dings)
want some more?
- Mm-hmm.
- I don't know how, they literally taste like
pretzel and pizza put together.
- I want one more.
- I actually like these, yeah.
You ain't getting these back.
- A lot of calories, you should try 'em.
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- Dodgers.
- Dodgers?
- We have Pop-Tarts. The cherry flavor.
- We have a HunnyBun. Am I your honey bun?
- Yeah I suppose.
- Look at me in the face and say that.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah.
- Oh what the heck?
- They look cute.
They- they look good.
- They look like a- uh Christmas Oreo.
- Cheers.
- Go.
- All right. Is this how you're supposed to eat them?
- Mhmm.
- Oh it doesn't even break apart.
This thing's more stable than half
these relationships out here.
- Yeah it's delicious.
(bell dings)
(Melinda laughs)
- Yeah it's good. (bell dings)
That's the best one. - Mmmm.
- That's the best one. - Oh my god.
- I like these though. (bell dings)
- I feel like these would taste good with
uh- some- some tea.
- Some tea? It would be. It's- Yeah, yeah.
- A tea and a biscuit.
- Mhmm.
- It's a cinnamon bun and a section of pancake.
- Pure sugar.
- Mmm.
- 370 calories per one.
- Let's put this back now.
(Melinda and Nathan laugh)
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- There's not a single chance that you've
ever tried Mr. Porkies the nations favorite.
- Mr. Porky scratching chins.
- That doesn't sound good at all.
- They already sound gross.
- Mr. Porkies? (Melinda oinking)
- You ever have a boyfriend tell you-
- No
- Check out my Mr. Porky?
- No! (laughing)
- I dunno, wanna smell it? Smell it.
- Oh it smells so gross. That is not a-
Is that a real chip? That smells like a dog treat!
- Yooo!
- I'm scared. I'm scared. Oh! The aroma.
- I don't wanna try it.
(chips crunching)
- It's that crunch.
- It tastes like I'm eating like a-
- I hate it.
- It almost tastes like I'm eating bacon.
But it's just like the crunchy part of bacon.
- I don't wanna finish it.
- You don't enjoy the crunch?
You don't like the crunch?
(chips crunching)
- I dunno it's pretty good. (bell dings)
- I'll take a couple more. (bell dings)
- Oh your- oh.
(Nathan mumbles)
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- I hear we should go for the big boys first.
- Yeah.
- Pick up a penguin, and there's a joke on the back.
- It's like a Laffy Taffy right?
- Right.
- A little map on the back, a little map.
- That just screams sugar.
- What type of pasta do penguins eat?
- Why was the penguins head so cold?
- Spaghetti.
- No a pen-guinny.
- Because it- at the North Pole?
- Cause he's wearing an ice cap.
(sad trombone)
(Chase imitates badum tss drum)
- Womp womp womp.
- What's it smell like?
- Oh it stinks like pure sugar.
- God. Do American's actually like these?
- Need some help? - Yeah.
- With that chocolate?
- (mumbles) I need some help with that chocolate.
- Ooooh.
- You know I don't really like chocolate.
But try a little bit.
- Ugh.
- They are just as terrible as I remember.
- Oooh.
- Just as terrible.
- I love these.
- You sure?
- No I love these. (bell dings)
- Seriously?
- Yeah this is nice.
- It's really sweet but it's good. (bell dings)
You don't like it?
- Can I have the trash? Or rubbish?
- Uh it's like chewy.
- Yeah they're good. They're good.
- Are you joking? (bell dings)
You've got horrible taste.
- Like with milk- mmm. But that's if I want them-
I wouldn't want them in the morning.
- That's a no from me.
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- Jet puff.
- Jet puffs.
- We got uh- some party rings. You know
we about to start a party with these things.
- Jet puff marshmallows. There not just marshmallows.
- You know what it kinda looks like?
It looks like our uh- like those frosted animal crackers.
- Fruit loops? (Carly laughs)
- Let me smell.
- How many do ya reckon you can
get in your mouth at once?
- Should we try?
- Yeah.
- Oh you messed it up.
- Oh wow. Somehow-
- Cause he shook it so hard he broke them all.
- I broke them.
- One. (bell dings)
- Two. (bell dings)
- So we gotta uh-uh -uh great um- selection
- They're cookies.
- Of uh- these fun cookies. You wanna try one?
- Mhmm. Thank you.
- Three. (bell dings)
Four. (bell dings)
You got one more. You got one more at least.
Ah you got it. You got it. (bell dings)
- No?
- You go it. Ah that's it, that's it. Six.
It's six. (bell dings)
Now just chew all that. Chew all that
and let me know what it tastes like. Alright?
- That's not my uh-
- Everything's so sweet.
- That's not my go to.
- No.
- It's just like- it's just like marshmallows.
- Mmmm. They're good. (bell dings)
They're good.
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- Have you ever had nerds? (Nathan mumbles)
- What are they? You just eat them?
- Mhmm. Shove them all in your mouth. Ready?
- Alright. Three, two, one.
Oh it's sour!
- Mmmmm. (bell dings)
You okay? You okay?
- I choked on a nerd.
- Then you know that they're good.
When you're choking.
- Let's not use that one. I'm not choking on
anything good. I'm just- (Melinda laughs)
Choking on a nerd candy but- choking on a nerd.
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- Ah it's right here. Sugar babies.
(Melinda gasps)
- We're down to a Hershey's Gold.
- Ooo.
- These should be candy coated nut caramels.
(Emily gasps) - Oh, oh no.
(Melinda gasps)
- Is it already breaking?
- Oh my god yeah. Here.
- What's it like?
- Oh, surprisingly nice. (bell dings)
- Alright.
- It's like salty and sweet. Right?
- Mhmm. I was not expecting that.
- Alright.
- I like them.
- They're okay.
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- If I had to rate these British snacks
a 1 out of 10, I'm gonna give you a solid 8.
(bell dings)
- US snacks I will give a solid 5 out of 10.
(bell dings)
- 5 out of 10. Wow that's harsh yeah.
- US is like a solid 8. Solid 8. 8 out of 10.
- I think a 9.5 would be nice.
- Out of 10, you guys are gonna get mad at me.
I mean I'd say maybe like a 5.
- I- solid 6 out of 10. Not overly impressed,
but this HunnyBun smashed it up brought it up.
- Okay 5 and a half. 5 and a half I'd say.
(bell dings) - 5 and a half?
- Yeah. - 5 and a half. 5.7 out of 10.
(bell dings)
- Okay. 5.8 out of 10.
- Alright.
- I would give the UK a nice solid 2.
(bell dings)
There was no-
- The Penguin Bar? You want- you've
still got it in your hand.
- What? What? I don't know what you're talking about.
(Melinda and Nathan laugh)
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