♪ (old-school video game music) ♪
What is this?
Is this Five Nights--they made a third Five Nights at Freddy's?
Again? There's a third one?
Ugh, great.
I've never played 1 or 2, but I know that it's scary.
I'm gonna scream. I'm gonna scream.
You're gonna have to deal with it.
I played Five Nights at Freddy's 2 right as it came out.
I could never make it past night three without getting too scared.
The first game was really, really fun.
The second game was fun, but there were things
that were a little more difficult and now it's like...
what're they gonna do to me now?
(deep sigh) Okay, let's do it.
"Coming soon! Fazbear's Fright: The Horror Attraction.
Local amusement park is getting ready to scare your socks off."
"With the new attraction based on the unsolved mysteries
of Freddy Fazbear's."
"Featuring actual relics from the decades old pizzeria,
this new attraction is guaranteed to bring back your childhood
in the worst possible way."
It's gonna bring back my memories from four months ago.
- It still scares the [bleep] outta me. - (in game: phone rings)
- (in game: phone rings) - That's scary.
Just the characters' heads.
(Phone Guy) Hey, hey! Glad you came back for another night.
Oh, yes. So glad.
(Phone Guy) It'll be a lot more interesting this time.
Lemme just update you real quick, then you can get to work.
The attraction opens in, like, a week--
What is that? What is that?
(Phone Guy) ...Everything works, and nothing catches on fire!
There's gonna be a fire.
(Phone Guy) People will come in from the opposite end
of the building and work their way toward you.
That's mean.
I don't really like this.
It takes a second to load the cameras. That's gotta be annoying.
I'm gonna have to toggle.
Oh, oh! There's vents.
There's so much to do, though!
- (Phone Guy) ...Monitoring the people-- - "Seal the vent, double click
the vent cam button."
(Phone Guy) Make sure no one steals anything
- or makes out in the corners. - Oh my gosh.
(Phone Guy) It'll all be a part of the show.
It'll make it feel really authentic.
Now, let me tell you about what's new.
- We got another set of drawings-- - I'm getting kind of scared.
Who would want to take their children to this place?
That's all I'm saying.
(Phone Guy) Right now, the place is basically just, you know,
flashing lights and spooky props,
but, ironically, we thought we'd have more by now--
I literally hate the guy that's talking, by the way.
- (Phone Guy) ...Or something like that. - An exit, ah.
If only I could just go there.
Exit, yes, please. I'll go there.
(Phone Guy) For now, get comfortable with the new set up
You can check the security cameras over to your right
- with a click of that button. - Ugh, I don't wanna look at the cameras.
This is so creepy.
(Phone Guy) You can toggle to the hall cam and the men's cam.
Then over to your far left, if you flip up your maintenance panel--
- What's this? - (Phone Guy) Use this to reboot--
Oh, it's the menu.
(Phone Guy) ...The systems that may go offline. (chuckles)
So the characters are gonna mess with me and try to mess this stuff up?
Wait, I wanna get out of this. Something's going to kill me.
Wait, oh there we go. Okay.
(Phone Guy) It's a real risk.
The most important thing you want to watch for is the ventilation.
Look, this place will give you the spooks, man.
And if you let that ventilation go offline,
then you'll start seeing some crazy stuff, man.
- Keep that air flowin'. - Okay, I will.
(Phone Guy) Keep an eye on things, and we'll try to have
- something new for ya tomorrow night. - Oh gosh.
Okay, my heart's already racing.
What am I supposed to do?
Okay, so I don't really know what's going on,
but I know something's gonna kill me.
(reading) Play audio?
No, I don't wanna play audio.
I don't wanna hear anything that's going on right now.
- Oh no, I don't-- - (child in game) Hi!
(meekly) Hi.
That was so creepy!
Oh, I see. So if they're coming at you,
you play the audio to keep them away?
It's 5 AM. You guys, I am getting through the night.
And I'm not even doing anything.
Okay, vents are...still nothing.
I don't see anyone so far and it's really freaking me out.
What am I looking for here then?
- (in game: clock chimes) - Wait, I didn't even do anything!
- That was the easiest thing ever! - (in game: children cheer)
- Why did aud-- - (in game: clock chimes)
Nothing happened and now my heart's totally about to burst.
(in game: children cheer)
No, I hate children and I hate children's voices
and I hate children singing. And it's so scary.
This is as good as it's gonna get.
- (in game: thunder rumbles) - What the heck?
"Wah-zed?"
Do we get to play as Freddy?
Oh, what? I can control him now?
I don't get it. What am I doing here?
Okay, so we're at a party here and there's somebody
moving to the right, telling me to follow them.
Dun dun dun! "Follow me."
Okay, I'll follow you, mysterious purple figure.
Yeah, error.
Error? What is that?
- Isn't that where I'm supposed to go? - (in game: buzzing static)
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
What's up with this error, bro?
- (in game: buzzing static) - Oh, what?
Fine, why would you just tell me to follow you
just to kill me?
I don't know what the [bleep] just happened.
- Ooh, I made it to the second night. - (in game: phone rings)
Okay, I'm so confused. What was I just doing?
- (in game: phone rings) - Hello?
(Phone Guy) Hey, man, okay. I have some awesome news for you.
All right. Tell me what's going on.
(Phone Guy) We got some vintage audio training cassettes.
Dude, these are, like, prehistoric!
(surfer's voice) No way!
(Phone Guy) So I thought we could, like, have some playing,
like, over the speakers as people walk through--
Ugh, lovely.
As I look throughout the haunted house, they're gonna play
- a bunch of creepy audio tracks. - (Phone Guy) I can't believe this.
We found one. A real one.
Uh, uh, uh, gotta go, man. Uh, well, look, it's in there somewhere.
- (in game: alarm goes off) - (Phone Guy) I'm sure you'll see it.
- Okay-- - Is someone coming for me?
Please, I don't know what's coming for me.
(Phone Guy) Talk to you later, man.
- Ventilation error? - (in game: alarm goes off)
(audio track: Phone Guy) Hello? Hello? Hello?
Oh, it's this guy again.
(Phone Guy) And welcome to your new career--
How do I--okay, that fixes it.
(Phone Guy) ...Will provide you with much needed information...
Please, fix it. Fix it!
- (Phone Guy) ..to handle/climb into-- - Everything's good.
I'm gonna exit. I'm gonna check my camera.
The thing that's bothering me the most right now is
I don't know how they're gonna scare me.
The fear of the unknown is killing me right now.
I don't see anything. Maybe they don't like me.
- (in game: static buzzing) - I'd be okay with that.
Or I'm just really good at this game.
Oh, maybe I'll do the audio.
(audio: child giggles)
(mocking giggle)
Is that one? Nope, that's just a face.
(in game: screeching, buzzing noise)
What is going on?
Ooh, that was a really scary sound.
I swear, if they appear when I put this down,
I'm gonna scream.
- (in game: frantic panting) - Oh, thank god.
Okay. Let's go back.
Let's keep doing it.
(takes a breath)
It's 3 AM.
Like, we're--is that him?!
- (in game: growl) - (shrieking)
(in game: frantic panting, alarms buzzing)
Wait, I'm still alive. Wait, no, no, no! Stay alive.
Cameras! Cameras!
Okay.
- Oh, ugh! Get outta here. - (child in game) Hello!
- (in game: growl) - Oh, Jesus!
- (in game: frantic panting) - What?! I'm not dead?
Oh, what is that? What is that?
(in game: growl)
(in game: frantic panting, alarms buzzing)
Oh my god, please! What is that? What is that?
(gasps)
- (in game: growl) - Oooh, no!
Wait, what happened?
- What? - (in game: growl)
Oh, [bleep]!
I don't even know where they're--oh my god.
Okay, that's a person.
- (in game: growl) - (shrieking)
Noooooo!
How am I still alive? So what do I--
- Oh, okay. - (in game: system blips)
- (in game: growl) - Seriously?!
What? That was way too difficult.
Okay, what do I do? Am I dead?
No, lights are down. Power's down.
I don't know what to do right now!
Oh my god, wait! No, stop!
Ventilation error. Wait, no, no, no, no!
Ventilation error. No, back out, back out.
(shrilly) I wanna fix it, but the menu's not coming up over here!
I don't know. Wait, air in the vent--
Oh, I can't breathe again. Okay.
What was that thing that came out of the camera?
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
I'm having trouble breathing right now.
(moaning)
That startled me.
- (in game: silence) - That was scary.
Okay, at least I can breathe again.
I don't like this thing over here.
It's just there and I can't see its face, and I feel like it's gonna attack me.
Boom, boom, boom, boom.
- Okay. - (child in game) Hello.
Was that...?
Was there something moving or was that just me?
I just saw something. I just saw something.
Maybe I didn't see anything, but I thought I just saw something.
Oh, um...what do I do?
(startled gasp) What is that? What is that right there?
What the [bleep] is that, please?
It's, like, a rabbit or something.
- (in game: clock chimes) - Did I make it?
Come on, we need to get through one more--
(in game: clock chimes)
- (in game: children cheer) - Ugh, this game. This game.
Oh, okay.
Man, I made it two nights?
(in game: static buzzing)
Oh, do I have to follow that Barney thing again?
Jesus Christ.
Looks like one of the little Grateful Dead bears.
You know, the dancing ones?
It makes me feel better. A little bit.
All right, let's go follow this guy to our death.
So the bear died?
So is he gonna kill me too, now? Is that how it works? Yeah.
No, not error again. I don't wanna hear that.
You told me to follow you!
- I'm following-- - (in game: static buzzing)
(muttering)
What the heck? Aah!
(in game: static buzzing)
What the heck?
Okay, third night.
- (in game: phone rings) - Hello?
What do you got for me now, dude?
(Phone Guy) Uh, hello? Hello?
Why is he saying "hello" like that if it's a voicemail?
It's kinda boring because I feel like there's no one
- chasing me around. Oh. - (in game: alarm buzzes)
I spoke too soon.
No, no, no!
- (Phone Guy) Now to exit-- - Fix it!
[(Phone Guy) Do not breathe on the spring rods.
...animatronic or security system.
Something is there! Something is there!
(shrilly) Oh, something is there!
- (in game: growl) - (screams)
- (Phone Guy) ...Is always off camera. - (in game: frantic panting)
Oh my god.
(whispering) Oh my god.
(frantically) Oh my god, it's there again!
It's there! I just saw it. I just saw it.
I'm not looking at the screen. I am not. No.
Okay, I looked a little bit.
(in game: growl)
(whimpers) No!
- (in game: frantic panting) - What the heck?
Does it just keep scaring me?
(in game: system blips)
That evil teddy bear--
- (in game: growl) - (yells) Oh, gosh!
No, it's the bunny.
- (in game: static buzzing) - Is it over?
That game is dumb!
(singsong) Gonna check up on those cameras.
Oh, hey.
This is terrible. This is a horrible game.
Why do people want to play this? This isn't fun!
♪ It's 2 AM ♪
♪ 2 AM and I'm still alive ♪
♪ My legs are shaking 'cuz I'm so nervous ♪
I saw you!
Where are you?
What?! Video error?
- Put audio over there-- - (child in game) Hello?
Just as a safety precaution.
(in game: growl)
(in game: frantic panting, alarms buzzing)
I'm pissed off for it teasing me like that, over and over.
He's breathing heavy in the game and I'm breathing heavy in real life.
We're like the same person.
There's a ventilation error.
(in game: system blips)
Oh my god! Oh my god, you guys. I don't wanna die.
- I don't wanna die! - (in game: growl)
Did I just die?
Oh, hey there, buddy. Okay, audio, audio.
(child in game) Hello!
Video error, so I guess I--
- (in game: growl) - (yelps)
- (in game: system blips) - I don't understand
why it's a ventilation error. Like, I don't get that.
- Are they coming--? - (in game: alarms go off)
Okay, I just fixed it! This game is horrible.
This is a terrible game. I'm sorry.
If people enjoy playing this, they literally are,
like, so [bleep] up in the head.
Oh my god! It's there! It's there! It's there! It's there!
Oh, [bleep]. What the f--?
Okay, I just saw it. I just saw one.
I-I can't look at the screen right now. It's gonna scare the [bleep] outta me.
Oh my god.
- (in game: growl) - (screaming)
Oh my god!
- What? - (in game: child giggles)
Does that make him go away?
No! Piss off.
Not cool. Not cool at all.
(child in game) Hello!
Go--ventilation error.
Oh, hey, buddy.
(in game: growl)
I think that one was the actual one. Yep, game over.
I'm, like, preparing for a jump scare.
Oh, goddamn it!
(child in game) Hi!
Please tell me you're gone.
Go away!
(shrilly) Go away! Recharge.
Recharge, come on!
- Ugh. - (in game: child giggles)
Please tell me you're gone.
Where is everybody?
Video error, goddamn it.
Oh, camera system. Oh, ventilation.
- (in game: growl) - Oh, god!
It was 5 AM?
That's not too shabby.
(sighs) God!
Whew. My blood pressure's probably skyrocketing right now.
With more practice I could actually understand it
because in this one there's a little more strategy.
and things you could do.
It wasn't as scary as the old one, I think.
I think it was easier, but maybe it was because I made it farther.
It's good. It's the same thing as the previous two.
I'm just looking forward to seeing what they do
with Five Nights at Freddy's 4.
I hate it. I hate it so much.
I hate the game.
I haven't played 1 or 2, but 3's pretty terrible.
So I'm gonna say 1 and 2 suck also.
My emotional level's out of control. Like, right now, I'm still freaked out.
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Goodbye. Yeah, I'm just not sleeping tonight.
♪ (old-school video game music) ♪