- [Announcer] Bibbidi bobbidi boo
We sure have a show for you.
It's The Early Night Show with the Disney Princess Club,
featuring the under the sea band
with newt on the flute,
the lovable co-host, Hei Hei.
And here's your host,
Brandilyn!
- Thank you. Thank you. Oh, thank you so much.
Thank you. Thank you. Hmmm
Hei Hei, the audience is looking a little stiff tonight.
Don't you think?
(Hei Hei exhales)
That's okay.
At least they all got dolled up for the occasion.
(snare drum)
Okay. Let's get into a little news from around The Kingdom.
Shall we?
A lot of stuff has been going down
with the princess's lately.
I mean all a lot. Have you heard the news about Ariel?
Her legs turned back into a tail.
Not sure how she did that.
I'd say she's kicking herself about it, but how could she?
Hei Hei
(Hei Hei exhales)
Hey, here's some interesting news I just heard about,
did you know that Cinderella joined a soccer team?
Crazy, right?
Unfortunately, we had to kick her off the team,
real sad I know.
when the soccer team was asked why, they said she
always ran away from the ball.
(Snare drum)
You can't blame her though. Her coach was a pumpkin.
Hei Hei!
(Hei hei exhales)
Speaking of sports,
did you know that Rapunzel won her first marathon?
Crazy right?
I heard she won by a hair.
(Snare drum)
That's enough for news. We have a great show tonight.
Let's get to it.
♪ (Upbeat Jazz Music) ♪
You ladies and gentlemen and animals
with the ability to talk,
we have some really special guests tonight.
These two amazing and talented individuals are a couple of
my best friends and they even helped me make the show,
please give a magical, welcome to Sage and Easi.
- [Sage] Hello
- [Host] Please have a seat
Do you guys want any snacks?
I can ask my mom to bring us some?
- I'm good.
- No, thanks though.
- Okay, Esai, I know your favorite princess
is Tiana, you love dancing and you
love to do science experiments,
but do you have any secret hobbies?
- [Esai] I like to skateboard cause I've been
doing it ever since I was Five.
- [Host] Wow.
So Sage, I know you love comedy.
- I do.
Your favorite princess is Rapunzel and your favorite color
is gold.
- It is.
but is there something the audience
might not know about you?
- Well, I don't think any of the audience
members know that I can
make my tongue into a Clover.
(Audience surprised noises)
- How do you do that?
- I don't know.
- I don't know either.
- I Just do
- Okay. That's amazing.
Well, now it's time for.... Brandilyn's lightning Questions.
Okay Sage you're up first.
If you can be any Princess in real life,
who would it be and why?
- I would want to meet Rapunzel of course,
because I want to play hide and seek with her and Pascal.
I want to actually try to find Pascal.
- Okay. Esai, we know you love science experiments.
If you had gadgets and gizmos,
what do you want to invent?
- I would like to invent a robot.
- That sounds amazing.
Okay. Sage, if you're being chased by mysterious villain,
which psychic would you call on for help?
- I would choose Charlotte.
So she could distract him with her Beignets and throw them
everywhere. That would be awesome.
- Okay, Esai, you and all the princesses
are at the skate park.
which princess does the sickest tricks?
- Maybe Jasmine, because riding a carpet
might be the same as riding a skateboard.
(Laughs)
- Next question.
Sage, the genie grants you three wishes.
- Okay
- But they all have to be done with the letter Z,
what do you do?
- A Zillion zebras in the zoo and zooming zigzags in zero
gravity and Zen.
- [Host] Wow. That's amazing.
- Surprise. you're both guests of Lumiere at Beast's castle.
Quickly name all the foods you want there.
- Grey Stuff
- French Fries
- Pie
- Cookies, cake, um Hamburgers
- And that's the end of Brandilyn's lightning Questions.
(Cheers)
- Let's move on, Sage,
I heard you have some Princess stand up for us today.
- Brandilyn, Yes, I do!
- Okay, I'm going to put 60 seconds on the Cogsworth,
hit us with your best material.
- You got it!
All right, so Brandilyn I would have arrived earlier,
but I got so wrapped up watching tangled.
Do you know how I love princesses?
I love everything about them.
Like to spend as much time as possible with them.
Yesterday I wanted to hang out,
but Belle was booked, Aurora overslept,
Cinderella was dancing, Counter was cooking.
Moana was sailing and Snowwhite was busy with the wooden
creatures.
Pocahontas was traveling, Jasmine was flying,
Ariel was singing, Rapunzel was painting,
Mulan was training,
And I had a bear of a time getting a hold of Meridah.
Finally though, she was free.
So we ended up targeting noon for bowman.
What do you get when you cross Cinderella,
and sleeping beauty?
Sweeping Beauty of course!
What did Rapunzel say when she came
out of the suspense movie?
Wow that was a hair-raising experience.
Why is Moana the kindest inner kingdom?
Because she always waves.
Well, my time is almost up.
This stunning dress only lasts so long. Thanks Brandaliyn.
- Sage, that was amazing. I haven't laughed that hard since,
Yeah, Hei Hei when he got his head stuck in a coconut.
(all laugh)
Okay let's move on,
Esai, I heard Yasim sweet princesses buyer dance moves.
- Yes I do all them.
- All right let's see you shake what your
fairy godmother gave you, but first,
(Suspenseful Music)
- Whoa
what is that thing?
- Alright Esai here's the challenge.
We're going to play some music and
put 60 seconds on the Cogsworth.
I'm going to spin this wheel and whichever princess it lands
on. You're going to have to invent a new dance move
inspired by that princess. Okay.
Hei Hei, cue the music.
(Hei Hei exhales)
- [All] Tiana!
- Oh he's balancing dishes
- [Sage] Oh cool!
- [Host] I get it.
- Sidekick
- Hei Hei?
- Okay, Hei Hei
(All laughing)
- [All] Moana
- [Esai] We have
- [All] Meridah
- [All] Rapunzel
- [Host] Mulan, okay Mulan
(Audience Claps)
- 5,4,3,2,1
and that's the end.
Esai that was amazing.
Those moves were a beauty and a beast.
(laughs)
Oh my princess. Do you know what time it is?
time to wrap up the show. Sage,
Thank you for your awesome jokes.
- Of course Brandalyin.
- And Esai, thank you for your amazing dancing.
- You're welcome.
- And thank you all for watching the Disney Princess Club.
Let's get in here.
Goodnight and
- [All] Bibbidi bobbidi bye
- [Sage] Were we supposed to leave?
- [Esai] I don't know