- Oh, my God!
Oh, sound was deafening.
Oh my God.
Okay, here we are.
- [Tester] We've brought you here
to take a lie detector test.
- Yes. - Mm hm.
- [Tester] One of you will be hooked up to the machine,
while the other one will ask the questions.
- Really weird because people, especially from,
remember I'm Italian from New Jersey,
to be in a room like this, it's like.
- Yeah, you would never put that on, right?
- No, terrified.
- You'd rather-- - It's like,
I have a tough time wearing a wire.
Because you know,
you get caught wearing a wire in New Jersey.
- The implications of that.
- You're in the Meadowlands.
- You're a rat.
- [Tester] Danny, are you ready
to be in the hot seat first?
- Whoa, whoa, what you, what?
[machine clicking]
- This is gonna go over your abdomen.
Reach around you.
Thank you.
- [groaning] Okay.
- [Lucy] Good thing we're having pizza after this.
- This is serious.
[all laughing]
[Danny sighs]
- [Tester] Done.
- [Danny] To calibrate the machine,
I'm gonna ask you some straightforward questions.
Please answer honestly.
- Okay.
- Is your name Daniel Michael DeVito Jr.
- Yes.
- You have a junior?
- My father is Daniel DeVito Sr.
- I guess so. - So I'm a junior.
But his middle name isn't Michael.
I'm trying to tell all the truth.
- It's just funny to think of you as a junior.
Anyway.
Did you star in "Space Jam?"
- Yes.
- [Lucy] Are you my father?
- Yes.
- Wow.
Are you ready to take a lie detector test?
- Yes.
- You have three kids.
- Yes, I do.
- Would you say I'm your favorite?
Tell the truth.
- I don't have any favorite kids.
- [Lucy] No, that's not the right answer.
- I have, I, I, yes.
Am I, are you my favorite?
- Mm hm. - Yes, you're my favorite.
- Was that a lie?
- Inconclusive.
- Well, I mean like you have kids,
when you have kids you love all your kids.
You don't have favorites.
It's like asking me...
Yeah, okay, go ahead.
- Do you think that this Batman...
- Yes.
Is my favorite.
- Is better than-- - This is my favorite.
This is Michael Keaton.
He was the Batman when I was the Penguin.
- Yeah, so we shouldn't even show the other Batmen.
- No, I don't even know what they--
- You don't even wanna look at all of their faces.
- I don't know what they look like
because they're behind the mask.
- Well, when they're Bruce Wayne, they take off the mask.
- Oh, right.
But I don't, they're not, this is the Batman for me.
- Keaton's the one. - Yeah, Michael.
- Okay, now I have another question for you.
- Mm hm.
- [Lucy] What about this Penguin?
- Oh, Colin. - Mm hm.
- I love Colin.
He's a terrific guy.
My Penguin was better.
- [Lucy] Oh. [laughing]
- Was that the truth?
- You were telling the truth.
- It certainly was. - It is the truth.
[both laughing]
- In my opinion.
- At least you believe it to be.
- It's my opinion, yeah.
Good man though, Colin's a good guy.
- You starred in this band's music video, Steal My Girl.
- The boys.
These are my boys.
- Is One Direction your favorite boy band?
- The best boy band ever.
You know what I mean?
Listen...
- Do you know a lot of One Direction songs?
- "Steal My Girl" is the only song I know.
- Do you, would you say you know more songs from this band?
What is that band?
- Who the hell is that?
Uh, let's see.
Who is it?
- This is NSYNC.
- That's NSYNC?
- [Lucy] This is NSYNC.
- [Danny] Oh.
- I grew up with these guys.
- You, that's your band? - Yes.
- Is that, what's his name?
- Justin. - Yeah.
- [Lucy] Mm hm.
- I thought it looked like a young Justin Timberlake.
- It is. - Yeah.
Yeah, without the corn rows and the tattoos.
Does he have corn rows and tattoos?
- No, that's Post Malone, I think.
- Oh, that's Post Malone, okay.
- [Lucy] I don't know what you're talking about.
- Okay. - Anyway.
Now what about this band?
[Danny humming]
- Who the hell is that?
I have no idea.
You know who that is.
- I think that's BTS?
- BTS. - Is that right?
- I like the suits.
I tell you one thing I like about this picture,
look at the pleats in those pants.
Huh?
Amazing.
Look at that.
- [Lucy] That's a good pleat.
- Yeah, they know how to do it.
- Mm hm. - Mm hm.
- Okay. - Okay.
- Very nice.
I'm like striking out musically here.
- Moving on. - Okay.
- Seems like you're saying a lot of truthful things.
- It's about time.
- Do you consider this man to be your good friend?
- Yes.
- [Lucy] Is it true that you once saved his life?
- Yes.
I once-- - How did you save his life?
- Well, he picked up a snake, and it bit him on the hand,
and I sucked the poison out of his hand.
- Is that true?
- The machine is saying you're lying.
- I actually made that story up.
[both laughing]
Okay, so I was lying.
- All those talk shows.
- Oh yeah, I tell that on the talk shows.
But you know, there's an old joke
that I probably can't tell here
because that's like, guy gets bit
in a certain other place by a snake.
And he's with his friend, and he says,
you gotta suck the poison out.
And the guy says, no way, baby.
You're a dead man.
I ain't sucking the poison out of that.
- I've never heard that one before.
- Well, you know, some things I don't tell you.
- Your "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia"
co-star Glenn Howerton stated that the cast
was offered to be in an episode of "Game of Thrones."
Is that true?
- I haven't any idea.
They don't tell me everything.
Is that true? - True.
- See, there you go.
- Okay, you've hosted "SNL" five times.
- Five times.
- Do you think you're the best host they've ever had?
- I'm pretty damn up there in the top five.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
Well, I mean, I had a good time doing that.
But I am a five timer, which they call five...
- Do you have a jacket?
- I don't know if, I might have a jacket.
I know they gave me a clock.
- [Lucy] That's cool.
- Yeah, like a really nice clock.
It says five timer on it, or whatever it says.
I'm in the club.
- [Lucy] If you were asked to host "SNL" again,
would you do it? - In a second.
Love New York. - Yeah.
- Love being in the, you know.
- Yeah.
- Going to the X.
The center stage. - Yeah.
- You know, I'm a ham.
- That's true. - Is that true?
- Machine says your telling truth.
- It's absolutely true.
- Since you've hosted SNL so many times,
what do you think about this man leaving?
- Who is that?
- That's Pete Davidson.
- Oh, Pete Davidson.
Oh, very, very talented guy.
I don't have an opinion about it
because I don't watch "Saturday Night Live"
as much as you know like I used to.
- [Lucy] Got it.
- When I was on it all the time.
- Yeah.
You rose to fame in the '70s and '80s.
Do you think that that was a more fun time to be famous?
- No.
I don't know.
It's hard to say about the being--
- [Lucy] A lot more fun?
[both laughing]
- It's me, smoking a stogie.
I mean, you know, listen,
I don't smoke stogies much anymore.
I think everything in moderation is okay.
- But I do think you should bring back that scarf hat look.
- Yeah, I like the beret.
- Okay, I have one final question.
- [Danny] Thank you.
- Did you lie at any point during this lie detector test
and we didn't catch you?
- No.
- That's true.
- Eh!
- I told the truth. - You did it.
- I tell you what, I did it.
I told you exactly what come outta my mouth was the truth.
Okay, now do I get to you questions?
You smoke pot?
[Lucy laughing]
Lucy, gotta hook you up to the wires.
It's a lie detector, it's not shock treatment.
- At least it's not--
- We could be laying on this table
and have the the things on our head now.
I mean, who the hell knows what you guys
are gonna put us through.
Lay down, get shock therapy.
Okay. - Thank you.
- Well, we're gonna ask a couple questions
to collaborate the machine.
- I think it's calibrate.
- Oh, calibrate, right okay.
I'm sorry.
Is your full name Lucy Chet DeVito?
- Yes.
- [Danny] Were you born in Los Angeles, California?
- Yes.
- [Danny] Are you my oldest child?
- Yes.
- Are you nervous?
- Uh, a little bit
- [Danny] Little bit.
- Not too bad actually.
- Not bad, right. - Yeah.
- Are we ready?
Calibrated?
Okay, let's get started.
You called your mother and I your gurus.
Is it safe to say you look up to us?
- Yes.
- That's true.
- Have you seen all of my movies?
- No.
[Lucy laughing]
Sorry.
- When were you gonna tell me?
- Well, I mean like, you've been in a lot of movies.
I don't know, there's a lot of movies.
- What about my TV shows?
All of 'em.
- No. - No.
- I haven't.
Does that make me a bad daughter?
I don't know. - No, no, no.
No.
You've seen things I've acted in.
- Yeah, yeah, I have.
I've seen a few.
- Is it true that you don't tell people
your last name on first dates?
- That is true.
- [Danny] Hm.
- Ah, I have though, I have.
Right? - That's true.
- If it's a good date I have.
- Okay. - Yeah.
- But you usually don't.
- No. - No.
- I like to keep it anonymous.
- [Danny] I get it.
- It's a, you know. - Yeah.
- It comes with some weight. - Yeah.
- People know the name.
- Yeah, but it's not because you're embarrassed of me.
- No. - No, okay.
- No, it's more like,
then if they're not cool people,
then they just wanna talk about you.
- There you go.
- That's not what I'm there for.
You know what I'm saying, guys?
- She's telling the truth.
- She's telling the truth, I get that.
And I understand that too.
I mean, I never say you're my daughter.
I'm only kidding.
[both laughing]
- Thanks, thanks.
No, 'cause that would really mess up your game too.
- Right. - Mm hm.
- Have I ever embarrassed you in front of a crush?
- Yes.
Yeah. - Hmm.
- This one person who I won't name came over.
And you hung out with us,
and I didn't want you to hang out with us.
- [Danny] Whoa.
- You were in the kitchen.
I wanted you to leave the kitchen.
- I am like such a bully.
- Not really, you were really nice, yeah.
- I was nice to him? - Yeah, you were really nice.
- [Danny] Whoever it was.
But it was a crush and you wanted me out of there.
- Yeah.
- You know, like my sister, my older sister,
she used to give me money to leave.
- I should've done that.
- See, now you know.
- Now I know.
- [Danny] Okay, you fork over a few bucks.
- We don't live together anymore, but you know.
- That's true.
But if I'm ever around and you want me to leave.
- I'll just give you some money.
- Slip me a few bucks.
- Yeah. - I'm out.
- That's why I keep change on me to pay you off.
- Folding money. - Yes.
- Yeah, okay.
- Not change, not change.
I meant change like you know.
- [Danny] I got you.
- Like dollar billers, fives, 10s.
- I leave in a second.
A $10. - 20, 20 and I'd be out.
- I'd be like a ghost.
You wouldn't even see me go.
I'd be able to disappear.
20 bucks, I'm out.
And I know, as soon as you hit me with the 20
I know to leave.
Okay, I'm gonna do it.
- Okay, I'm gonna keep it around.
- Have you ever had a relationship that I didn't know about?
- Yes.
- Plenty, huh?
[Lucy laughing]
So would you say that you're really confident in yourself?
- Yeah.
Is that true? - True.
- Are you confident enough to pull off this look?
- Oh yeah.
- [Danny] What is it?
- Oh, this is the feather boa.
- Oh.
- I think I could rock this.
- [Danny] Yeah you can.
- You give me the good color palette.
So we can pull off color.
- That's my rainbow boa. - Yeah.
But I don't know if I could do it better than you.
I mean, this is pretty awesome.
- In our new series, "Little Demon," you play Chrissy,
a teenager who discovers her father is Satan.
And you have demonic powers.
If you could have superpowers, would you want 'em?
- Mm hm. - Yeah, absolutely.
- [Lucy] Absolutely.
- She's telling the truth, right?
Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, I'd like to read minds.
I would like to be invisible.
I would love to fly.
I would like to, I wouldn't do it often,
but Chrissy does get to set things on fire with her hands.
And I would do that as like a cool party trick.
- And also soul swap.
- [Lucy] Oh yeah, soul swap, soul swap.
- That's cool. - That is cool.
It's like real "Freaky Friday."
- Mm. - Mm hm.
- Good, yeah, yeah.
If you found out that I was really Satan, would you love me?
- Yeah, I think I would be proud.
- Thank you. - You're welcome.
- [Danny] So sweet.
It's true.
- The machine says true.
- The machine says...
I know, I know that.
Okay, final question.
Did you lie at any point during this lie detector test
and we didn't catch you?
- No.
I'm telling the truth.
- I tell you the truth, this is, it's amazing.
I, I, I, this is why I love working with her.
She's honest. - That's right.
- Really honest.
But I will take the 20 bucks to leave.
- I will, yeah.
I'll give you the, I'll get my purse.
It's in the corner.
- Okay. - Okay.
[somber music]