" 'WARNING! In case you haven't figure it out yet, this game is intended to be a horror game. As such, it has loud noises, flashing images, and is overall pretty spoopy.
(Well, at least it's supposed to be...) If you downloaded this thinking it would be great edutainment for your kid or something, don't let them play it!
Unless, of course, they enjoy horror games. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED (Press any key to continue)' " Denis: "Okay!"
(Music plays) Denis: "wow!" Baldi: "Welcome to Baldi's BASICS in Education and Learning, That's me!"
(Denis claps) Denis: "Baldi! Ay! Wow!"
This game looks awful! This is apparently supposed to be a horror game, but there's also education involved."
OoOh! We could really use some of that, Sir Meows A Lot! Let me tell you... okay, how to play? Sure.
I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing. I know this game's been out for like a week now, or at least that's how long people have been playing it.
And then it got big. This game got pretty big for some reason. I guess we'll figure out why, today.
Oh, there's a story to it. Okay. " 'Oh noes! School is out, but your friend has a problem!
He left all his and noteboos in school,
but doesn't have time to get them, because if he does he'll be late for eating practice.
To help him out, you have to go back in the school and find all 7 of his notebooks for him.
It won't be easy though! Baldy loves challenging his students with fun trivia problems whenever he can! Each time you find a notebook,
you'll have to answer some questions. Answer all three correctly, and you will earn a prize! Find all 7 notebooks and then
exit the school, to win!' " Denis: "Here we go."
"Wooh! O-kay!" Baldi: "Hi!" Denis: "Hey Baldi... " Baldi: "Welcome to my school house!"
Denis: H-hey...
Denis: "Uhhhh okay...
This is loud. I really want to turn this down slightly. Oh boy. Well, I'm just gonna-
He's just looking at me. He's never not looking at me. (basically meaning: he's always looking)
What happens if I walk up to him? Hey, man, you just-- o-okay. That's a window
Yeah, so this game definintly isn't about looking good. That's for sure. So I can't- [open this door?]
Baldi: "you need to collect 2 notebooks before you can use these doors."
Okay, so I need to find two notebooks. I'm assuming I can't use those doors.
There's this [sign] here: " 'School Rules! When you follow the school rules: No running No
entering faculty No eating No drinking No escaping detention No fourth wall breaks' "
Oh no, they just broke the fourth wall just by saying that!
oOoOh
That's funny
Here it is though.
Uh,oh,oh first notebook, okay
Uh, the door was closed behind me. That's a little creepy. Then what is this supposed to be, just a stack of papers?
" 'Math=More Math Math Math Math Math' " okay.
Baldi: "Now it's time for everybody's favorite subject: Math!"
(Baldi talks in the backround) Denis: "So 1 - 6 = ( -5) Baldi: "Wow! Fantastic!" Denis: "and then 11" Baldi: Wow! Fantastic!" Denis "and 1" Baldi: "Great job! ..."
Denis: "Wow you exist" Baldi: "You got it right!"
Okay, how do I leave now? Oh just like that.
Baldi: "Great! Come here to get your prize! A shiny quarter!
Wow, thanks Baldi! (Baldi: click that mouse button to pick it up)
This is ridiculous
(Baldi: --if you can find something to use it on. Right click on the object when you have a quarter selected)
Thanks Baldy, oh
(Baldi talks somemore) Stop talking! I just want to play the game! Alright now, we got another math problem here
" 'Sorry, ran out of time to add more subjects' "
Denis: "Oh" Baldi: (repeats) "Now it's time for everybody's favorite subject: math!" Denis: "It's just...
Every single room is math, apparently. 3. What? How was that- [wrong?] Oh, no. He's angry-
He's mad at me. That was 3. Was that not 3? 9.
Uh, uh oh! Uh.. UH! UUH!--
Hopefully I get a right. " 'I GET ANGRIER FOR EVERY PROBLEM YOU GET WRONG' " Well that's not fair!
Aah Oh
(Baldi snaps ruler repeatedly in a slow pattern) Oh no, oh no, what is that? I hear [a] snapping [noise]
(Baldi continues snapping) Where did Baldi go?
(Baldi continues snapping) Hello. Oh, this is bad. Uhm.. He's- he's coming, he's-
(Baldi continues snapping) Um
(snaps somemore) Is he actually like- OoH!! oh he's getting a lot closer! Oh no!
(still snaps) (Denis laughing) He's snapping his ruler!
(Baldi still snaps ruler) (Still laughing) That's so scary.
(Baldi still snaps ruler) (Stops laughing) No! Okay, I can go through now. Oh!
" 'School Faculty Only' " (principal whistles) (baldi snaps) Okay. I'm not gonna go in there yet. Oh no.
(baldi snaps) So I see, I see the whole point of this [game] now. (snaps) Now we're actually on some sort of time limit (snaps) and if he gets
angrier, I'm assuming it's even harder (snaps) to escape him. Oh, no, I'm getting lost (snaps)
Ah!
Okay, so we need to get (snaps) seven books total. There (snap) is a
Giant sock (snap) puppet. Oh (snap), I hate this. Oh no. Okay. We got to be quick (snap) " 'Look! A Homestar Running Reference!' "
(snapping stops) Oh, yeah, okay here. 4.
10 and-- Ah! I hear every door you open. Oh, that's great. That's fantastic.
(snapping continues, and I am not transcribing all of the patterns) Please don't be right on the other side of this door. Ah! There he is.
Okay, okay, Okay. I was okay. Maybe get in here real quick.
This is bad. This is bad. Is it is this something? No, that's a recorder - Oh he's there!
No, is he getting faster? I think he's slapping slightly faster. Who is that?
Guy that I don't know
Just kidding - ignore that. and then There's things going on over there. How is this so creepy? Okay, this is fine
There's a soda here. Does that make me go faster or something? So can I drink the- oh, so I just- okay
I just like spat the soda out or something. and this is a chocolate bar. He's getting closer
Oh, this is so bad. I need to use the quarter on something. There was a vending machine actually. Oh
(i am calling the mop sweeper)Sweeper: "IT'S SWEEPIN' TIME!"
Oh no, what's sweeping time? Sweeper: "GOTTA SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP!- GOTTA SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP!- GOTTA SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP!- GOTTA SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP! Denis: "UGH! OH! OH!"
Denis: "HE'S GETTING CLOSE! THIS SHOULD WORK!" Sweeper: "GOTTA SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP!- GOTTA SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP!-
(Sweeper repeatedly screaming) Use this. Did it work? I got a soda out of it. Oh, no, I should have splashed it on him. No, no
No, what was I thinking? I forgot what it does. Oh
He's so close!
Well, great now, I don't have I don't have a quarter I need to get another
Answer right." 'due to unknown reasons thought absolutely nothing to do a game design school faculty cannot currently see through windows. Please understand' " hi.
Denis: Okay Sweeper: GOTTA SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP!-- GOTTA SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP!--
What? Sweeper: GOTTA SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP!- Oh, no, what? I hear sweeping. There's some sweeping man, it's sweeping time apparently.
I don't know what that means
The world is big classed dismissed 8 + 6 is a fourteen when I answer down here fourteen
Three minus eight is five at all. Great great. How am I supposed to know?
I hear every twe hoping as you thank you was the ruler slapping. I don't know. I don't hear it anymore
Jump-scare right here. Hello
Okay. Oh, oh, oh
Oh, he's going way faster. He is going way faster school rules. Okay, that's fine. That's fine
We've ready been past that here to my right he's done here. Is he?
He's just getting closer
Doug dab again and pay all right
Ten-four
Great great, I'm supposed to connect books, but I don't know. Whoa. What was that?
So something's up with the I don't understand like okay he is he is slapping his ruler much
Faster Oh Oh, like like really fast
Like I think he's catching up with me. That's how fast he's slapping it. No, duh while he don't do this Paul
He don't do this. He's getting closer. He's getting closer baldie, please. Who is that guy?
What this this is a bully
Okay
Um, I forgot that I could sprint that's that's a thing you can do
Okay, space bars look behind you and wave goodbye to your friends
Cool I know a little bit more now so I'm gonna go this way. Thanks Paul D
I don't know if there's like some sort of trick to
like getting the
books
So I got a quarter now and I should use it on a vending machine and then I can spit the
juice at
Dad Baldy, okay
Six
Okay, he's angry the happy music is over and
Are we gonna now we hear the ruler slap? Oh, no, who is that guy? I don't know
There we go. All right Baldy. How many you just leave me alone for a second. Oh, we've been here before
So we've gone through like the entire school
Okay, so we have now two notebooks even though we got the answer wrong
It still counted the notebook so we can go in here play slower here
What is this a lock or my knees the lock for responding? Anyways, he's still gonna be over there. Don't worry guys
They'll get better at this. We got this. You gotta be fast though. Yeah. Yeah
Okay solve problem
712 and
Yeah, 23 sure. Why not? Let's do it. Let's just say 23. Run run run run run run run
But it very slowly regenerates does it? Oh there he is behind me does the running not regenerate it doesn't seem to be
Unless it's just really slow. Oh
Boy, no boy. Okay. It's got to be quick eight
for
12
Uh-oh, maybe Oh
Jesus right. Yeah
Okay, I think I know I think I know what's happening is poison. I have a lock
Can I put a lock on the door? Like behind me? I don't know. I don't know. I'm gonna pick up that soda, though
Yeah, okay, then you Baldy. No, stop that
Cuz let's right-click to use the item so I don't get sprint until I get to the next book, okay?
Okay, there's a room in here. Oh, good. Good. Good Wow
Oh, no, I need to rest. Oh, no, I used it all now. I'm really slow Oh
Bad bad bad bad very bad
Wait, how is that wrong? 4 minus 7 is negative
3 whoopsie I've got to put the negative that's pretty important
Okay fine. So I need to be ready to use. Is he gonna be like right here? Oh
Good that pushed him away that pushed him away, too
No, he's getting
Closer. I just can't use all of my running Oh No
Oh, he's getting a lot closer, Oh bad bad bad bad bad bad bad
Oh, I really should have used the quarter on the vending machine
To know. Oh, I don't know what that was, and I don't want to
Know jump five times. I
Need to jump rope, what was that? This is impossible
Alright, I got it. I got it. I know what to do
Hello. Hi
Okay, yep, yep, yep. Yep your favorite yes. Yay math. Whoo. Okay. Thank you
We need to make sure now we know about the whole stamina thing and when we get the quarter
We then put it in the vending machine and then we have another way to push him away. All right
2:15 and then all great and now that one is impossible because this game is unfair. Yeah. Oh boy. Oh boy
No running in the halls, oh, come on, man
Detention for you, when will you learn what there's detention? Oh
Man, if they see you through the windows then oh these sounds really close
What are these what like what what keeps pocket popping up after you died education and
You can do this we can and we will do this - five five
I really needed that Korver. I wish vending machines in real life were only a quarter would be fantastic
13 and then yeah, I
Don't know about the okay. I don't know. How about you?
Give me a break would really appreciate it actually, and we also can't run in the halls
I'm just not gonna run here and let's also figure out
exactly where
Oh
No, no, please don't give me detention no come on for you. I want to leave when will you learn? No
No, no, there's folly right there that's stupid jumping rope
That there's the sock puppet
Uh-huh. This game is ridiculous. It's let's go over here. So well faculty only I don't care
Okay, so there's these keys. We need a grab for some reason
Okay, Baldy, no, thank you
No, the sock puppet just popped up for some reason. Okay, I'll go ahead and get this one real quick. Three two
Yeah, I'm great now baldies gonna be faster
I wonder if you can get those right if there's like a very slight chance of somehow to again laid out Eddie's right there
Please as you can see this is a mail box. Wait, ladies and gentlemen, you can see the mail logs. I shall open it
With my teeth. Okay. Why is he opening the mailbox with his teeth? That's a great question. I would like to go to the cafeteria
I was doing a terrible job
Baldy please don't do this. Who is that? Who is that? I don't know this game is so uncomfortable Oh
No, who was that was it was that a teacher
Was that the detention man?
Keep going here
Okay, so we can have the chocolates and I'm assuming that I can run a bunch and then have chocolates to give me energy again
Where's Baldy horse Baldy? I hear I'm sorry
Oh
No No, so why did what does that mean? Why is it sweeping time? I
Hear ball, David
That was so fast
No, I didn't want that. I did not want that at all. No. Oh, who is that Jaden? I
Wouldn't put it past this game to just put in things. I thought make any sense. Okay, you don't please please please please
Please don't sweep me. Don't sweep me
All the get get out of here get out of here
Stop it. Oh
No, there's the jump rope lady over there. Oh, oh there's a notebook. Okay. I'm going to
Detention for you. You should know better. Are you kidding me? Paul T. Don't do this
Don't do this Paul D. Oh get away pushing you back
45 seconds detention for you. You should know better
Education and learning. Okay. I just can't do it. I can't do it. I don't I
Okay, Baldy you win this round now that we know more about this game
Well, give it another try but I don't have high hopes
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