- [Ned] Three, two, one, go!
- Oh god!
- If this is real I'm gonna be very upset.
- I will be too.
- [Evan] I do know a lot about her,
more than she knows about me.
- [Marcus] We are physically and mentally prepared.
- [Audrey] Stable.
- [Brandon] Our hair is definitely goals,
and Craig's arms.
- [Jen] We are too competitive not to win.
- [Steven] That's what we're thinking today.
- Hi welcome to Love Goals, I'm Ned Fulmer,
this week couples will try to identify
their partner's underwear from a big ol' box of panties.
But first to find out the order in which they start,
let's find out how well they know each other.
Steven, what is your partner most scared of?
- I just heard you talk about it enough.
- It's not what I wrote down,
- What'd you put, ghosts?
World war three?
- No, what did you write down, Jen?
- I put failure.
- Audrey.
- Heights?
- No.
Department stores.
- Oh dangit!
- I have an irrational fear of department stores.
- How do you have an irrational fear of department stores?
- Don't like department stores,
there's too many people.
- I was gonna say ghost but,
I just realized she loves scary movies.
So I think I'm gonna go with, bugs.
- I'm glad you changed your answer.
- Is it?
Oh yes.
- I say ships, boats.
- Yay!
- [Ned] What is their favorite vacation spot?
- I hope that it was as lovely for you as it was for me.
Uh, Italy?
- Yes!
- Yay!
- Monterey, specifically in the hotel
that gives us free cookies.
- I love it there, but it's not my favorite vacation spot.
- What?
You don't go anywhere.
- Cancun, that's my favorite all time vacation spot,
cancun.
- You've never been there.
- Yes I have been there,
what are you talking about?
Freshmen year of high school I went with my whole family.
- Oh man.
- My answer is Maldives.
- Oh that's correct!
- That is correct, yes!
- This is by no means my favorite vacation spot,
I'm gonna say Las Vegas.
- What?
Are you serious?
You're embarrassing me now.
Kauai.
Where I said I loved you and we got in a relationship.
- That's not your favorite place.
That's the dream, Maldives, this is the reality.
- [Ned] At the end of five rounds,
here are the scores.
Since you guys only have two points,
you will get a ten second penalty.
- You can make up for it.
- Are you guys ready to hear about the next challenge?
- [All] Yes.
- Today's challenge is a tag team challenge.
The first person will go to a wall of hands,
blindfold themselves,
and then pick out their partner's hand.
Then, the second person will try and pick out
the first person's underwear.
I have been assured by our production team
that all the underwear is clean underwear.
But I know some of them I have worn, so.
The last couple to finish both challenges
will be eliminated.
Hopefully no one breaks up today,
I'm lookin' forward to havin' a good time.
Three, two, one, go!
- Who's this?
- Oh this is a big hand.
- Oh my god, this is hard.
- I can't find any hand.
- Better late than never, how you doin' Brandon?
- Good, this might be him?
- It's a huge buff arm hand, okay.
- That's way too soft.
- Ring?
No, I was not wearing any rings.
- This arm's a little hairy, definitely not Steve.
- What's goin on?
- This is good, this is feeling good,
okay there's a watch on this hand.
- There's a watch, that's not Steve.
- The hand is my size hand.
- I wish that this was his hand, that's too soft.
- Wait I think I already found Steve's hand.
He has really fat thumbs.
And he definitely lotions his hands, they're too soft
and he has a hairy arm.
This is Steve.
- Number four is correct.
- This is Craig, Craig this is you, yeah.
- Yay!
- Go, go, go.
- [Ned] Okay, go for it.
- Panties, panties.
- This feels like Audrey's watch.
This has to be her.
Two, Audrey.
- That's correct.
- This looks like my laundry pile at home.
- His fingers flexes really well, this is Evan,
- That's correct!
- Even this actually,
- Oh my god, I'm very confident
because I help her with laundry.
- [Ned] How you guys feelin over here?
- Lot of underwear.
- What are you lookin for?
- She likes pinks and purples.
- I definitely prefer him without underwear.
- Lookin for a size medium GAP, for sure GAP.
- Brandon's right here, for sure.
- [Ned] Go back there, go back there, confirm.
- I think it's this.
- Here, hand it to me!
- There, okay.
- Oh my god, he has GAP underwear for sure.
- That is correct!
That is correct!
You did it, you guys!
You guys did it!
- Just me and a pile of underwear.
I can't find them!
He always wears GAP underwear
and I can't find any GAP underwear.
I'm just gonna go with them.
- Okay, let's check it out.
Marcus.
- Yes?
- Is this your underwear?
- Yeah, it's my pirate underwear!
- Come on Marcus!
Hurry!
We don't have a chance!
Come on!
Man, you always wear GAP!
- I thought okay, pirate underwear,
- No, GAP!
- These are my pirate underwear, my favorite.
- I didn't know they were pirate underwear.
- Anchors on them, come on, man.
I thought these would stand out a little bit.
You know, I'm a pirate-y guy.
- You guys are the last to finish.
And you've been eliminated.
I'm sorry but you are not goals.
- Dangit.
- That's okay.
- Please take your underwear.
And leave the studio.
- See you all later.
- Bye!
Bye guys!
- We'll go to chicken's.
It was a sea of underwear and I didn't see his.
- I think we're gonna take some time tonight
to look at each other's underwear.
- Uh huh.
And we have to grocery shop also.
- Oh yeah.
We can be goals, even if we're not goals.
- Congratulations to the rest of you, you're still in it!
[Cheering]
We'll see you next episode, where you compete again
in the twin t-shirt challenge.
- Goals.
- Yeah!
- You may be goals, we will see.