Hello hello hello My beautiful beautiful beautiful
Humans humans humans How are you how are you how are you
Today today today I hope you are uber duber duber duber well
Uber duber duber duber well We're just going to get straight into it today
I'm just going to be doing some fast and aggressive triggers
So sit back (Mouth Sounds)
Relax, relax relax relax relax And if you have an idea for a video, comment
it down below Okay, let's get into the video now
(Mouth Sounds) I never do fabric sounds, so here's some fabric
sounds (Scratching Shirt with Mouth Sounds)
Okay, okay okay okay okay (Hand Sounds)
Can you just Hey, look, look at my nose
Are you paying attention?
Hey, blink (Snapps)
Are you paying attention?
Focus on me Hey, hey you
(Mouth and Hand Sounds) You, focus on me
Focus on me, focus on me, focus on me Focus all your attention on me, okay?
On me You, you focus on me on me, okay?
Okay, perfect (Mouth Sounds)
Okay, so look at this (Tapping on Glass Bottle)
What is this?
Coke coke coke coke a cola Not sponsored
(Laughs) (More Glass Tapping)
Did you notice that the neck sounded different than the body?
Listen (More Tapping)
You noticed?
Okay, good (Tapping Continues)
Okay, good good good good good (Mouth Sounds)
So, can I brush your hair?
Okay, thank you (Brushing Sounds)
You know, I really think you would look good with bangs and some layers
Yeah yeah, "totes magoats" (Brushing Continues)
I'm just going to brush your hair back okay?
Okay (Mouth Sounds with Brushing)
Okay, do you want a haircut?
(Tapping on Wood) Okay, do you like my wooden brush?
Thank you So we're just going to
(Mouth Sounds and Scissors Cutting) Got to move fast
Gotta move faster, faster faster Faster faster faster
Okay, look at me look at me look at me Look at my nose, please
Can I just I just need to brush, brush the hairs off
of you Brush
(Mouth Sounds) Brush the hairs off of you
Brush the hairs off of you, brush Brush the hairs off of you
Okay good good good How are you feeling?
Awesome, that's wonderful That's what we like to hear
(Glove Sounds) What's the last thing you ate?
Did you like it?
Gotcha, okay (Mouth Sounds and Glove Sounds)
Oh, I ripped my glove apparently That's okay, we're going to make it work
Okay, look at my finger, Thank you
Do lights bother you at all?
Okay, can you go ahead and look at the light, please?
Follow it (Mouth Sounds)
Good good good good good good Good job, good job
You're doing so well You're you you
Are Doing
So Well
Did that make you dizzy?
Yeah, I bet Probably would me too
Okay, can you feel this?
(Mouth Sounds) And how about this?
(Mouth Sounds) And this?
And this?
(Mouth Sounds) And this?
And this?
(Mouth Sounds) And this?
And this?
(Mouth Sounds) And this?
And this?
(Mouth Sounds) And this?
And this?
(Mouth Sounds) And this?
And this?
(Mouth Sounds And this?
And this?
(Mouth Sounds) And this?
And this?
Okay, and how about when I go (Glove Sounds on Left Side)
Yeah and how about this (Glove Sounds on Right Side)
Yeah, and this?
(Glove Sounds on Right Side) How about this?
(Glove Sounds on Left Side) Okay, good so your hearing seems to be okay
at the moment (Glove Sounds)
I'm going to take some notes (Typing)
I'm going, I'm going to take some notes I'm going to take some notes, okay?
Okay, so (More Typing)
Just, tell me how your day's been Yeah, and then what happened?
Oh, interesting, and then where did you go?
Really?
(Typing Continues) How was that?
Okay, good good (Typing and Mouth Sounds)
Right, okay, Awesome, so I'm going to spray you now, okay
Close your eyes How did that feel?
Yeah and what's it smell like?
Oh not quiet, Yeah, sour apples
Close, okay so (Mouth Sounds
I'm going to do your makeup but first can I take your temperature?
(Tapping on Plastic) I want to make sure you're not feverish
Okay, cool "ahhh" (Beep)
(Counting) (Beep)
Cool, yeah, You're fine
So let me just (Glove Sounds)
While I have my gloves on can I just (Glove Sounds)
Press on your face Press on, press on your face
I'm going to do the skin inspection before I put your makeup on because it doesn't make
much sense to inspect your skin when you have makeup on, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah (Glove and Mouth Sounds)
Your cheek cheek cheek cheek cheeks Your forehead
(Glove and Mouth Sounds Continue) Your temples
Awesome, okay (Glove Sounds)
Okay, Phew, man, alright
So, I don't think we're going to do very much because you don't really need very much
Do you have any makeup on right now?
Okay, so we're just going to We're just going to spoolie
(Mouth Sounds) Spoolie spoolie spoolie your eyebrows
(Mouth Sounds Continue) Okay, and let's brush your eyelashes
So blink when I say blink, okay?
Okay, blink, blink, blink, blink Next, blink blink blink blink
Good (Pumping Makeup Tube)
We're going to start with a brow gel (Pumping Continues)
Hold still (Mouth Sounds)
(More Pumping) Hold Still
(More Mouth Sounds) Look at me
Look right here, yep (More Mouth Sounds)
And a little on the tail, Okay I think
(More Pumping) I think, I think
I can't get the lid back on There we go
(Mouth Sounds) Okay, now I did see a couple just stray hairs
Can I pluck them?
Okay, hold still Breath in, hold your breath
Pluck, okay, exhale Good, okay good
Breath in hold your breath pluck Breath in hold your breath pluck
Okay, next Breath in hold your breath pluck
Okay, breath in hold your breath pluck Breath in hold your breath pluck
Breath in hold your breath pluck (Mouth Sounds)
Let's do like right here, okay?
Breath in hold your breath pluck Breath in hold your breath pluck
Okay, (Mouth Sounds)
Now, (Makeup Tube Pumping)
Mascarra So, when I say blink, blink okay?
Okay, so blink Blink blink blink blink blink blink blink
(Tube Pumping) Next eye,
Blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink
I got it on my finger Okay, now just kind of look up a little bit
I'm just going to hold your head still And we're just going to wiggle
(Mouth Sounds) And do the bottoms
Wiggle (More Mouth Sounds)
And do the bottoms Okay
(Tapping) Okay, we really need to floss your teeth "ahh"
(Mouth Sounds) Yeah, I saw this while I was doing your makeup
You really need to floss your teeth because it looked like you hadn't flossed your teeth
in really long But we're going to take care of this for you
okay (Mouth Sounds)
"ah ah ah" Bottom
(More Mouth Sounds) Okay, good good good good good
(Hand Sounds) What's next
Do you want, do you want me to just brush your face a little
Just brush (Mouth Sounds)
Brush your face Brush brush brush brush brush
Brush your face a little Brush your cheeks
Your cheeks, your cheeks And your chin, your chin chin chin chin
And your forehead, your forehead, your forehead We could do like big circles on your forehead
(Mouth Sounds) Cool cool cool, yeah
Down your nose, down your nose (More Mouth Sounds)
Okay, awesome Awesome, so we cut your hair, we put on some
makeup Let's see what else
We could do a little bit of an eye test Could you just go ahead and look right here
(Inaudible Whispers) Look at my eye
Thank you, go ahead and follow (Mouth Sounds)
Okay, good, now look at my nose tell me when the light leaves your field of vision, okay
Awesome, ready?
Okay Good
(Snap) Good
(Snap) Okay, same thing but I'm going to cover one
of your eyes now, okay?
Okay tell me when it leave Good
Yeah, look at my nose Good
Good Okay, let's switch
Right here,okay ready Look at my nose,
Good Good
Good Okay, awesome,
Now, looking at my nose which light you prefer The blue or the yellow, blue or the yellow
Okay, and how about now the blue or the yellow Okay and how about now blue or yellow?
And now?
Blue or yellow?
(Click) Okay, interesting, I'm just documenting my
findings (Typing)
Okay, excellent Let's do your hearing test, okay?
Close your eyes (Hit's Tuning Fork)
Can you hear this?
How about now?
Okay, your job is to tell me when you can hear it but just let me know which side it
is, okay?
Perfect (Hit's Tuning Fork)
Close your eyes Good
(Hit's Tuning Fork) Yes
(Hit's Tuning Fork) Good
Yes (Hit's Tuning Fork)
Yes Good
(Hit's Tuning Fork) Good job
Okay, let's switch I have another one
A little bit different frequency, ready?
(Hit's Tuning Fork) Good job
(Hit's Tuning Fork) Yes
(Hit's Tuning Fork) Perfect,
(Hit's Tuning Fork) Good job
(Hit's Tuning Fork) Yes, awesome okay, so
(Typing) You can hear very well, excellent hearing,
excellent, excellent hearing sire (Typing Continues)
And tell me can you just shut your eyes again awesome and
(Spray Sound) Spray ya, what does that taste like?
Oh, you didn't open your mouth?
Well open your mouth (Spray)
Okay, what does that taste like?
Oranges?
Oh yeah, actually it's rotten lemons, sorry, you were close though
Okay, stick out your tongue, "ahh' Okay, let's see, let's make sure nothing's
growing in that nasty mouth of yours, oh excuse me, mouth of yours, not nasty
We're not allowed to have opinions about the patients mouths
(Mouth Sounds) Even if they are nasty
Okay, it's fine I suppose Alright, I need to clean your ears okay?
Alright, turn your head Thank you
(Scrapping in Left Ear) Okay, next ear, thank you
(Scrapping in Right Ear) (Mouth Sounds)
Okay, perfect, "ugh, nasty" Alright, well, I've flossed ya, I've cleaned
your ears, given you a (Mouth Sounds)
Haircut, I've inspected your skin I've done your makeup, your makeup, your makeup,
Your fabulous, your fabulous, your fabulous hunny, you are fabulous
Your fabulous, your fabuloso (Mouth Sounds)
I think you're good to go, is there anything else you want me to do for you?
Okay, well if you think of anything let me know in the meantime I'll be here chillaxin
(Laughs) You're so welcome, anything, okay bye
Sweet dreams, and sleep well Thank you so much if you stayed until this
point, it means the world to me, Comment letting me know what you would like
to see next, Goodnight