- Wait, how am I in this video right now?
Am I on your couch, am I on your chair?
- We don't know.
- We don't know yet. - We'll figure it out.
- We'll figure it out when we get there.
- Can I be, can I be on the chair with eyes?
- You can be.
- (laughing) You can be. - You don't have to do that--
- No, you can be.
- Okay, I can make friends with this chair.
- There you go.
(upbeat music)
- Hey, David.
- Hey, Crys. - We have friend.
- Who's here? - It's Ell!
- Who, me?
Oh hi, guys.
- It's Ell!
- What's going on, Ell?
- I, I was sitting here for like an hour,
you guys didn't even acknowledge me.
- Would you like some water?
- I'd like acknowledgement.
(laughing)
But thanks, fine.
- All right, so we are going to play a quick little game
called "Can You Survive A Scary Movie?"
(dramatic music) - Dun dun.
- I don't like this already.
I'm scared.
- It's okay, I'll protect you.
- [David] There you go. - I'm very threatening.
Are you playing, too?
- I am not--
- Awe.
- Are you the serial killer?
(gasping)
- Um. (swooshing)
- (duck quacking) we've ruined it!
(laughing)
- [David] We're all going up to a lake cabin upstate
for the weekend, but it's kind of in the middle of nowhere.
- No.
- What do you bring with you?
A) Just your clothes.
B) Flashlight, in case the power goes out.
C) Small pepper spray or a knife.
D) Your own pillows.
- I'd be bringing the pillows
(laughing)
Because I'm gonna get killed either way.
- [Crystal] You'll die in comfort.
- [Ell] Yeah.
- TBH, I, I've watched way too many scary movies.
But actually we might bring our, uh machete.
I'm not gonna lie to you.
- You'd bring the machete--
- Listen, I'm paranoid.
We have one.
- I was gonna, wait, you just have a machete?
- [Crystal] We have a machete.
- [David] Yeah.
- Okay, like--
(laughing)
I slept at your house once--
(laughing)
We're just gonna have a pillow fight,
and it's gonna be fun.
- [Crystal] Then you're gonna make friends with the killer,
and then you're gonna get some brunch tomorrow.
- [Ell] I wouldn't become best friends with him,
but we can get brunch.
- [David] On the way there, it's getting dark and misty.
- Why have we gone later in the day?
- It was really upstate.
- We're fools.
(laughing)
- [David] You start to get hungry, so you stop by
the middle of a nowhere gas station to grab some quick eat.
You go back to the car, pull over to the side,
and eat the snacks in the car.
- Okay, first question, why are we pulling over to eat?
Problem solved.
- Probably because everybody wants to eat.
We're almost done eating when we see a car pull up
just ahead of us.
Someone gets out, holding a flashlight,
and begins to walk towards the car.
What do we do?
A) Wait to see what they want, maybe they're a cop.
B) Start the car immediately, drive away.
- Drive the (duck quacking) away.
- On a real note, you're right.
What if it's a cop, you know?
- [Crystal] If it didn't have lights on, too late.
Looks like we're leaving.
Tough cookies, cop.
Bye.
- Whoa! - Be a better cop.
- You're gonna get a ticket.
- Oh, I will eat that ticket over death, so.
(laughing) (dramatic music)
- [David] The cop is not a cop, actually.
He takes you to his car-
- [Crystal] Ell, you've died already.
- [David] He killed you already.
(sad music)
(sighing)
- You know what?
Really?
All right, so I'm dead?
End of video here?
(laughing)
- You know what?
We're gonna see how many times we die, how 'bout that?
- How 'bout, like, we have a list of lives, ding ding ding.
Okay.
You've lost one life, and if you get to zero lives,
then you're dead.
- How 'bout that?
- Fine.
- [David] You're driving, and both your phones go off.
Alert: it's a very dangerous person
has escaped a nearby sanitarium.
You come across a person on the side of the road.
You can just to make out that they're holding jumper cables,
and are trying to flag you down.
What do you do?
A) Pick up speed and zoom past them.
B) Pretend you don't see them.
C) Stop and give them a jump, they need help.
D) Make sure to look at them as you drive past.
- Well, you gotta help the guy, let's just-
- No!
No, you don't!
It's the middle of the night!
No bitch, you stuck.
Call your car insurance company.
- You know what, David, David.
- Yeah?
- Let me out of the car.
Let me help the guy out.
- [David] You get out the car and you go-
- Yeah!
- [David] "Sir, you need some help?"
He opens up the hood, and you see.
- [Ell] Open the hood.
- [David] He ties the ropes around your neck,
and you choke.
(choking)
(sad music)
- Crystal drove away a long time ago.
- [David] Crystal's gone.
She left you. (laughing)
- He killed me?
Seriously?
- You know, I'm gonna give her an extra life
because she's so sweet.
Yay!
I like this game.
(laughing)
- Which one did you pick?
- I'm just gonna zoomz.
Like, goodbye.
- [David] Okay, so he notices that you pick up speed,
and he takes note of that.
- No!
- [David] You're finally at the cabin.
Thank God.
It's beautiful.
- Wow.
- What's the first thing you do?
A) Check the whole house, inspect every nook and cranny.
B) Turn on the TV, and chill on the couch.
C) Go to your respective room, and set up your own space.
D) Go look for food.
- Go look for food.
- I'm gonna check the house.
I'm paranoid.
- [David] Crystal goes, she inspects the house.
She looks all around.
Ell goes straight to the kitchen, and opens the fridge.
As you guys try to relax, you think you see an outline
of someone outside the window.
So you go to turn on the lights, and oh no,
they aren't turning on.
- [Crystal] Why weren't the lights on already?
- What do you do?
A) Go look for where the circuit breaker is.
- Ha, no.
- [David] B) Go and try to find the nearest neighbor
and ask for help.
C) Try and call the owner.
D) (duck quacking) it.
You came to get away from everything anyway,
so just chill in the dark.
- All those options are horrible.
- I'm gonna go over to the neighbor's house.
Bring them something like, like a, like a bunt cake.
- [David] So Ell, Ell goes to go, and she goes to see
where the nearest neighbor is.
She notices there isn't any houses nearby.
- [Crystal] Of course. - Oh.
- I change my mind--
- [Crystal] No, you're already outside.
- [David] She tries to change her mind,
tries to run back inside,
but we all know the killer grabs her.
- Already?
- [Crystal] First thing I do,
I see this guy, I go (duck quacking),
and right next to me, you know what it is?
My machete.
I had it with me.
(laughing)
So, I'm a paranoid bitch, okay?
- My machete.
- Well, Crystal knows the layout of the house,
so she finds the safest place.
- (duck quacking) yes.
- You know what, Crystal?
You're no fun, okay? (laughing)
- I'm so paranoid!
- You're not gonna come to the refrigerator with me.
- You think about going home,
so you look outside to see where the car is.
(duck quacking) The car is gone.
- What?
Seriously? - Our car?
- What? - Yeah, your car is gone.
- What the (duck quacking) are you talking about?
- It's gone.
- Guess what we're doing.
- Now what?
- Calling 911.
- I was gonna say call an Uber.
I guess 911's good. (laughing)
- [David] Perfect.
You guys try to call.
You don't have any service.
- Why the (duck quacking)
would we go to a place without service?
- Maybe we just go back to the neighbor's house.
- There is no neighbor, you tried last time.
No! - No!
- Stop dying!
- [David] You hear a knock at the door.
- No.
- Thank God! - [David] It's a policeman.
- No, it's not. - Company!
- [David] You open the door, and he says a man
broke into your car, and you need to come with him
because they're holding the man who did it.
You ask for an ID, and he flashes you a badge.
What do you do?
A) Go with the cop.
B) Say you never had a car, and close the door.
C) Say you have someone coming and you can't leave.
D) Say okay, you just need to grab your stuff before you go.
- I don't trust this man.
I have my machete, and I stab him.
- [David] You do not have a machete on you.
- Every answer is just stab him with my machete.
What do we do if we just pretend like
we don't have a car.
- You just close the door.
- Okay, let's do that. - Okay that,
if you just close it in his face, right?
He's gonna (duck quacking) know.
So what you gotta do is be like,
"Oh, oh my God, thank you so much,
just wait out here I'm gonna close the door in your face,
I'm gonna get my stuff and then we're gonna come with you!"
Right? And then he's gonna be expectantly waiting,
- [Ell] Ahhhh.
- [Crystal] like okay they're gonna come,
and we get the machete, and then we stab him.
- Oh my God, again with this machete.
Why can't we just trust the poor guy?
- No!
- He's just doing his job!
- I will say this, trusting has gotten you killed.
- Oh yeah, probably shouldn't trust him again.
Uh, I'll do whatever Crystal does--
- But do you have you pillows, are you--
- Oh, I always have my pillows.
- [Crystal] Okay.
- What do you grab before you get the (duck quacking)
out of there? Your pillows.
- [Ell] Pillows, pillows.
- She's ready.
- So you brought your pillows.
- [Crystal] Ell's here with her pillows,
I'm here with my machete, we're about to kick some ass.
- Yeah!
- But no, the pillows will come in handy.
- They will.
- Because, he's gonna think we're ready for a sleep-over.
- We are, yup. - We're all cutesy.
- Yeah.
- And then you're just gonna go (whacking sounds).
- Yes. - That's good.
B) An extra pair of clothes, so you can change into.
C) The car keys, you might y'know you might find the car.
D) The whole damn bag.
- I can part with my stuff, but I will bring my machete.
- [David] So A.
You make a run for it, which way do you run?
A) Towards the nearest house, maybe neighbors can help.
- Yeah neighbors, haha!
- [David] B) You don't run, you look for your car,
and hope to find it and drive home.
C) Run to the nearest road and try to hitch a ride.
D) Run back towards town.
- Just gonna say, I'm gonna go with the neighbors,
because I really like wanna make friends
with these neighbors.
- (laughing) There are no neighbors!
- Oh yeah.
- We've observed that the neighbors don't exist!
- I'm gonna get on the road and go to town,
because I'm pretty sure we can get kinda close to town
before he sees us.
- [David] Alright, so you guys wait for an opening,
and you run towards the town. The killer is looking--
- (out of breath) I'm getting tired,
I'm getting, we've gotta- no.
- No! - Go on without me!
- [David] You see someone ahead of you,
you know this will be your last hurdle.
What do you do?
A) Turn and run into the woods to try to dodge the person
and go around them.
C) Realize, you're just paranoid, this person could help!
D) Turn around and go back the way you came.
- I mean, I'd probably be like,
"Hey you, sir! Can you help us, or?"
- I would go into the woods.
- Yeah, I think the woods is the--
- Oh wait no (duck quacking) the killer might be in there.
You know what?
We're gonna go, - Yeah but, she has a machete!
We're gonna go we're gonna go towards the guy,
- I'm not afraid anymore. - But I'm gonna,
(duck quacking) stab him.
- [David] He starts to come towards you.
- Oh I'm ready.
- [David] Ell is hiding behind you with her pillows.
Turns out it was the killer, you slash him in the leg,
and you keep running towards the town, he falls.
Congrats, you made it!
- Hell yeah! - We did?
- (laughing) - Thanks to my quick,
smart judgment, she, she came right back out of those woods.
- You're so right.
- What would've happened it I went into the woods,
I'm curious. - You would've died.
- Oh okay (duck quacking).
Well that was a spoopy-tastic time!
- That was spoopy-tastic!
- So leave a comment down below if you would've survived,
and thanks to Ell Cartoons for being such a great sport!
- I had fun!
- We did a video on Ell's channel,
and it's really great, and she's (duck quacking) amazing.
- Yeah, watch the video!
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so you can see our stuff, thanks.
- Ell thank you, we love you.
- We love you.
- Love you guys too.
- We'll see you guys,
next time - Bye!
Mah!