yawwwwn
hey!
I knew you were still awake!
ya I could see the light on in here
it's really really late..what are you doing?
everyone else went to bed
there's like 3 people sleeping on the couch
you're so lucky you got this..
so lucky you got this bed
oh..heck no, I'm sleeping in my room
I didn't let anybody else in there either, I was like nuh-uh
not lettin some..
.. sweaty Sally..
ruin my night of sleep
I brought you stuffed animals
come onnn..
did you have an ok night?
you don't want to talk about it?
well..... I know some people ..
who would listen
ok look I have ...
I have..usa-chan
it's a bunny
"I want to snuggle.."
*kiss*
not a bad option
ok, I'll just put it right here
or.....
meowth..
"that's right!"
and Meowth is super sassy so if you have any drama..
I'm sure Meowth would love to hear it
ya this is a really good one actually
the other Meowth toys are actually really creepy
just tuck him there
and, I have..
this is, I think, supposed to be an arctic fox
hmm, but I just sort of think of him as like a white dog, wolf
bark, bark bark, bark bark bark, bark
okay
actually
alright
this..
ooop, sorry
this robe
is super soft
mm-hmm
or..
I have this blanket too
this is from one of my best friends
she knows I really love moose
I do
here.. let me just
tuck you in
oh ya... I've been up for so long today
I think you got up even earlier than I did though, right?
oh my god
are you hungry?
I have some food
yeah
I feel like, y'know it's like..
you need snacks
let's see..
whole wheat..
cheddar
goldfish
open up...swimmy swimmy swimmy
c'mon eat it!
eat it.. eat it, eat it
these will make your stomach feel better
well..... y'know I had some pizza when I got back
and a little bit of Chipotle, and..
um, also some ice cream
a couple oreos
and some milk
yeah, .. okay
here, open your mouth
okay, okay you eat the rest of these, here ya go
there ya go, and...
I have..
peanut butter
you only like smooth?
how about that?
need a spoon
you can just lick it off, there ya go.. oh
there..
no?
do you wanna just, eat it like that?
oh! you probably want something healthier
I have...
a banana
c'mon
you have to eat something
and like, 8 goldfish is not gonna cut it
you just..
hello? Oh it's for you..
here..
ohh!
look what you did!
okay
open up.. c'mon
eat it, eat it
you don't want it?
I just peeled it open
oh my.......
fine. I will give this to somebody else
water
you want water? I can do that. One second one second
water, water, water, water,...
it's um, space jam
here... here, lift your head up
there ya go
should we just put it on the side?
I can do that
right next to the banana
did you wash your face?
not yet?
well I can give you, some, oh here,
some moisturizer
I don't think technically that this is for your face, but
well the nozzle doesn't, it doesn't work
can you fix it?
exactly... so you just..
open it like this
you ready?
ready?
shoop
shoop, shoop...
a face....
massage...
ohh, that's kind of getting in your hair
wait one second, one second
I've got this pillow
*yawn* excuse me..
put this..
it's from my gaming chair
put this behind your head, and
can I tie your hair up?
I've got another scrunchie
here look, c'mere
c'mere
let me just...
really quick
tie it up
there ya go
there ya go!
are you done with this?
do you want to talk about your night?
no?
it's okay!
mine was fine
so whatever..
hmm, you don't look that tired
but you should, you should go to sleep
I can...
tell you a story
lemme see...
well,
there's nothing interesting on Instagram..
hmm, and there's...
some mildly good things on twitter
oh yeah, my twitter's the best
here we took some pictures tonight
ohhh
oh , you look cute in this one
I'll send these to you
do you want me to just air drop them?
okay
look at my dog
he's so cute!
he only peed on the floor 5 times today...
I'm not kidding! I'm not kidding, it's really sa.....
it's, I'm gonna call the vet probably
ok, so, do you want, um, a story or something?
once upon a time..
there was a ...
beautiful
amazing, talented
lovely person
they looked just like you,
it was crazy, they even had the same name
and..
they loved..
the internet
and..
dogs
and they loved going out with their friends
and one night, they went out, and
were at a party
there was really good music, and
really good dancing
and they had a really really good time, but
it just got too late, and
y'know, when it's too late, and you're too tired,
nothing really is that fun any more, so
it's time to
get home safe
and get into bed, and
this isn't a story any more
ok, ok I have another one
hmmmm
Once upon a time
there was..
a princess and a frog
and the princess had a golden ball
and she loved that golden ball
so she took it
to the well
so she could, you know, show it off at the well
and accidentally dropped it....
so, the frog said..
princess, if I get your ball for you,
you'll have to give me a kiss
and the princess said
no! I'm gonna get it myself, and
she climbed down the well
and got her ball
and climbed back up
and the frog was like, but I'm a prince!
and if you kiss me I would turn into a prince!
and the princess goes...
nah....
the end
oh.. ok, what if, um
what if I sing you a song instead?
then I'll, you know, I'll shut up and stuff
we'll get you all cozy
mmkay
um I could hum something
how 'bout
that song
from La La Land?
*Humming.......*
are you comfortable?
good
okay
I'm gonna go turn the lights off
and
just text me if you need anything ok?
we'll make waffles in the morning!
goodnight!
goodnight goodnight, sleep well
sleep well..
you have..
Usa-chan right here
to protect you
are you sure you don't want that banana?
ok I'm gonna take it then
give it to somebody on the couch
just like throw it in, like,
feral beasts, they can fight over it
ok, go to sleep!
goodnight goodnight