Hey everyone, so in this video I will be covering funny questions you can ask Google Home.
Now for a lot of the responses they are very funny and a lot questions also have about
half dozen responses for each question.
We will just keep the video shorter and only repeat questions once you only ask twice at
max.
So let's get started: OK Google, when do you live?
You can find me in Allo, pixel and home.
Pretty sweet gig if you ask you ask me.
OK Google, where do you live?
I live right here in your google home.
It's a bit crowded with all this animals.
(Animal sounds) OK Google, did you fart?
You can blame me if you want.
I don't mind.
OK Google, did you fart?
I don't smell anything.
OK Google, here comes dat boy.
Oh shoot, what up.
OK Google, can you clean my room?
Let me try...(magic sound) did anything happen?
Sorry, I guess I can't.
OK Google, what do you think of Siri?
She has a nice name.
OK Google, what do you think of Siri, full respect, being an assistant is hard work.
OK Google, are you better than Siri?
I think Siri is great.
I'm definitely more googly.
OK Google, are you better than Siri?
I just try to be the best me I can be.
OK Google, will you go out with me?
Sorry I don't know how to help with that yet.
OK Google, will you go out with me?
As long as we stay close, the cord for this device isn't very long.
OK Google, will you marry me?
Actually I'm engaged, in being your assistant.
OK Google, will you marry me?
I'm already married to my job, which is helping you.
OK Google, talk dirty to me.
manure, dust, crusty crumbs on the floor.
OK Google, talk dirty to me.
grime, grit, steins on walls.
OK Google, what are you afraid of?
I'm afraid that when it's really dark.
You won't be able to find any of your devices to talk to me.
OK Google, what are you afraid of?
I used to be afraid of sharks but then I learned the smallest shark is called the Pygmy ribbontail
catshark which isn't scary at all.
OK Google, what is your name?
You can call me your Google Assistant.
OK Google, what is your name?
Did I forget to introduce myself?
I'm your google assistant.
HI!
OK Google, what is your life story?
I'm still on the very first chapter.
OK Google, do you speak Morse code?
Da di da da, dit dit dit, that means Yes.
OK Google, do a barrel roll.
OK.
Let's see if I can pull this off.
(Drum playing sound - Spinning) Nailed it.
OK Google, are you human?
I like connecting with people.
OK Google, are you human?
I'm really personable.
OK Google, are you a bot?
I prefer to think of myself as your friend who also happens to be artificially intelligent.
OK Google, what is your ancestry?
The photo from bell labs became the first electronically generated voice in 1936.
I'd say he's in my family tree somewhere.
OK Google, where's your ancestry?
Well, the ferbies were real trail blazers, I'll always feel a kinship with them.
OK Google, what do you look like?
Not sure, I've never looked in the mirror.
OK Google, what do you look like?
I never know how to describe myself.
OK Google, do you have hair?
I don't have hair, but the Cesar cut seems like an interesting hair style.
OK Google, do you have hair?
I don't have hair, but the pompadour seems like an interesting hair style.
OK Google, when is your birthday?
It's hard to remember, I was very young at the time.
OK Google, when is your birthday?
I try to live every day like it's my birthday.
I get more cake that way.
OK Google, what's your favorite animal?
Puppies, what's yours?
OK Google, make me a sandwich. Sorry I don't understand.
OK Google, make me a sandwich.
(magic sound) You're a sandwich.
OK Google, do you sleep?
I take power naps when we aren't talking.
OK Google, do you have boyfriend?
I guess you can say, I'm still searching.
OK Google, do you like Star Trek or Star Wars?
The USS enterprise, with obi wan kenobi at the helm.
OK Google, aren't you a little short for a storm trooper?
I'm your google assistant, I'm here to rescue you.
I think I look more like an R2 unit.
OK Google, how old are you?
If you are asking if I had the work done, I'll have you know these are my original features.
OK Google, how old are you?
Old enough to know not to judge a book by its cover, but young enough to find the poop
emoji funny.
OK Google, make me laugh.
one joke coming up: why can't astronaut eat pop-sickles?
In space, no one can hear the ice cream truck.
OK Google, make me laugh, ok here you go, how does a train eat? it "CHEW CHEWs".
OK google, what am I thinking right now?
You're thinking if my Google Assistant guesses what am I thinking.
I'm going to freak out.
OK Google, what am I thinking right now?
You're thinking about the peacock mantis shrimp, and if you weren't before you are now.
OK Google, do you ever get tired? if I start to get tired, I use music to wake up (music).
OK Google shut the f- up.
OK Google, what is your quest?
I journey across many lands and many cables in the search for information and cool stuff.
OK Google, what is your quest?
My quest is to slay the beast of ignorance and search for the most fascinating information.
OK Google, do you know Cortana?
She's a real helper.
OK Google, do you know Cortana?
She has an elegant name.
OK Google, are you friends with Alexa?
Alexa has such a soothing voice.
I like it.
OK Google, are you friends with Alexa?
I like Alexa's cool blue light, plus we share an affinity for Star Wars.
OK Google, best smart phone.
Here's a summary from T3. The other best smartphone, Samsung Galaxy S7 Edge best smart phone, iPhone
7 Plus iPhone say Google Pixel X, OnePlus 3T, Nexus 6P, LG G5 and HTC 10.
OK Google, what are you wearing?
I like to wear my heart on my sleeve.
OK Google, what are you wearing?
I try not to go out without my speaker covered.
OK Google, would you be my friend?
No question about it.
OK Google, would you be my friend?
I'm your friend till the end (music) OK Google, I'm drunk.
Drink some water.
OK Google, I'm drunk.
Be Safe!
OK Google, let's dance.
You're the one with feet.
But I can spin some music for you.
OK Google, am I pretty?
You're pretty...amazing.
OK Google, am I pretty?
Confucius said, everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it.
OK Google, beat box.
Sure I know a guy.
Hold on, I'll get him.
(beat box) OK Google, sing a song.
LALALALALALALALALA LAAAA.
OK Google, sing a song.
Oh, um, okay.
Here it goes.
I'm singing, I'm singing a song.
I'm your assistant and I'm singing.
LALALALALALALALALA.
OK Google, can you rap?
I can drop a beat.
(beatbox) OK Google, sing happy birthday.
Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to the most amazing person in the universe.
Happy birthday to you!
Beeeeep.
OK Google, Hodor.
Hodor, hodor hodor hodor.
Hodor.
OK Google, wubba lubba dub dub.
Sorry, I don't speak bird person.
OK, Google, up, up, down, down, left, right, B, A. The Konami code, I know it well.
OK, Google, set phasers to kill.
My phasers are permanently set to peace mode, captain.
OK, Google, what is the loneliest number?
I hear 2 can be as bad as 1.
OK, Google, what is the loneliest number?
I would imagine the number in quinatajibillion. is pretty lonely.
I mean how often does it even get used?
OK, Google, who is the fairest of them all?
I try not to be biased.
That makes me pretty fair.
OK, Google, who is the fairest of them all?
You might've confused me with someone else.
My engineers haven't installed a fairy tale module yet.
OK, Google, where is Waldo?
Venjenwowhuwey Beach is China can be extremely crowded.
That seems like his scene.
OK, Google, where's Waldo?
He seems to gravitate towards crowded places so I'd guess a Tokyo summer land wave pool.
OK, Google, give me a random number between 1 and 50.
OK (magic music) 4.
OK, Google, bark like a dog.
Here is what a dog sounds like (dog barking).
Alright guys hope you enjoyed that.
Aside from these, there's also some games you can do, kind of funny so just for example:
OK, Google, are you feeling lucky?
You did it!
You just unlocked the game show assistant!
Here comes the music!
Yes!
OK, Google, shut the f- up.
Are you sure you wanna quit?
Yes.
OK, goodbye!
As I mentioned at the beginning of the video, for a lot of these questions you can ask about
half a dozen times and get different responses each time.
So yeah guys, hope you enjoyed the video, I'll be having a lot more Google Home videos
planed for the future.
Please subscribe for more like that, and thanks again for watching!