Michael: Play Pals! Got two pals! Playing games
and having fun! Having a good time cause they're pals!
Thanks for watching Play Pals!
Hello Gavin. Gavin: Hello Michael.
Michael: So welcome to a brand new show. Gavin: Play Pals.
Michael: Just staring me and Gavin. Gavin and me.
Two of us. Gavin: Yeah.
Michael: It's called Play Pals. Gavin: It's like a, it's like a Let's Play
but real quick like.
Michael: Ok. Gavin: Ooo! Ooo! Michael: Press the button.
Gavin: It's, it's information. Michael: Yes.
Gavin: It's like a little, uh, blue and brown square co-op. Michael: Art Therapy!
Prepare for therapy!
Gavin: Oh, look it...It looks like a...
If you hold it down it's like a beam of love.
Gavin: Let me, let me beam you in the bum Michael. Bend over.
Gavin: *Beaming In The Bum* Michael: I got no beam on my screen. Gavin: Hold it.
Michael: No. I'm saying I don't see your beam either.
Gavin: Oh. Do you see your beam? Michael: No. Gavin: Hold it.
Michael: I don't have a beam, I think because I'm on a controller.
Gavin: Well hold the button that does the Michael: I'M HOLDING THE BUTTON! THERE'S NO BEAM!
Gavin: Alright. Nevermind. Beeeeeam.
Gavin: Laser the, the guns. Turrets.
Gavin: WITH THE PORT' MICHAEL! Michael: I'm working on it. Gavin: Why, what's the portal for?
Michael: I don't know. For the laser. Gavin: Just shoot him.
Michael: Shoot him with WHAT!? Gavin: The, the laser beam that's coming down from the ceiling!
Put it...the thing...right, the bo', there! This!
Yeah Michael: The box. Gavin: You got it.
Michael: Yeah. Gavin: Cheers!
Gavin: Well do the other one!
God! Alright. Michael: *Snicker Laughs*
Gavin: Put the thing on the s, there you go.
Gavin: MICHAEL! Michael: WHAT?!
Gavin: Alright, I'm good...Oh oh.
No! Uh! Michael: *Maniacal Laughter*
Gavin: You sss...
Gavin: Michael... Michael: Gavin, you gotta be more careful!
Michael: Oooh, it's falling.
IT'S COMING TOWARDS ME!!!
Got it. Gavin: Oh, wow. Straight into your hands.
Straight to your grasp. Alright, I'm walking through. My portal's dead.
Michael: What the fuck am I doing here?
Can you bring this ball through the field? Gavin: No.
It will, it will eviscerate it.
Michael: Oh, I see you over there. Gavin: It'll eman, emancipacation field, dammit.
Michael: How the fuck do I get in to here? OH GOD!
Gavin: What did you do? Michael: Rolling. Gavin: *Chuckles*
Michael: Like a ball. Gavin: See if you can bong it, uh, into over, under...
Michael: OH GOD! Well... Gavin: You ruined it didn't you?
Michael: I think I may have. Gavin: Do I need to go back? Michael: Ok.
Michael: I know what we need to do. Gavin: Ok.
Michael: We need to keep it in the air and we need to be moving as it's flying.
Actually this may work out perfect. Give me a second, actually.
Gavin: Alright, ready? Michael: No! Gavin: Too late! ACTIVATE POWERS!
Michael: *laughing* Hang on! Gavin: Go Michael!
Gavin: I'm out! I'm out! I'm good!
Move.
Gavin: That was good. My position was good. My placement was excellent.
Catch it!
Michael: Got it. Gavin: See it?
Michael: Got it! Gavin: *Celebratory Congested Yeah*
Gavin: That was good we are bloody good at this Michael.
Michael: HEY-OOOO! Gavin: Talk about pals who play!
Gavin: I was going to say, I think we're going to fast Michael. Let's st...
Michael: Are we? We beat one, we beat one out of nine!
Gavin: Well...
AAAAAAAAH!
GOD! Michael: What did you do?!
Gavin: Did you see that?! Michael: No!
Gavin: I almost got done in!
It ruined the floor as well! Michael: What happened?
Gavin: Michael, I'm sorry about the floor! Michael: What happened?!
Gavin: I've ruined it! Michael: HOW?!
Gavin: Look at this! Look what happens!
Gavin: Deh, why it didn't do it? Michael: Nothing happened.
Michael: Ok. We're complicated now Gavin.
We got floaty, umm, that gravity thing... Gavin: Does this cook you if I cook you?
Michael: Ummm, it might. I like that you're trying.
Gavin: Ugh! Wha! Michael: Dodging.
Gavin: I can't stay still. Michael: Gavin, no! GAVIN, NO!
Gavin: Oh! Whoa! What I do? Where, I squash myself against the wall, Michael!
Gavin: Michael! Michael: Where are you? Gavin: I'm squished!
Michael: *Delightfully Laughs* Gavin: Do you see me?
Gavin: I'm getting sqoosh! Michael: Yeah. You're getting, you're getting pushed by the beam.
Gavin: Hold on then. *Gavin Sounds*
Gavin: KILL IT MICHAEL! KILL IT!
Michael: Hold on. I'll save you.
Gavin: I'm doing an air gesture!
I dru, I dropped it. Michael: I saved you.
Gavin: Aah! Now I'm waving. Michael: *Laughs*
Gavin: Really...I'm embarrassed.
Gavin: Alright. Hold on a second.
If I do this...and, AAAHHHHHH!
Michael: *Laughs At Near Disaster*
Michael: Every time you're about to say "If I do this..."
just don't do whatever you're thinking.
Gavin: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
AAAAAHHHHHH, UUUUUUUUUGH!
Michael: Oh God! OH GOD! I'M COMING TO JOIN YOU!
Gavin: *Gurgled Distress Call*
Michael: GAVIN!
GAVIN! Both: *Distressed Gurgles And Fun*
Michael: *Laughing*
Michael: Ok. Gavin: Alright. Are you ready?
Michael: Yeah, I don't have to do anything.
Gavin: There! Alright, let's get on the lift!
Gavin: *Giggles* Oh Michael!
Michael: *Panting With All His Might*
Gavin: Quick! QUICK! Michael: Hgh!
Gavin: Quick! Michael: Aw, dude! We made it!
HEEEEEEEEY! Gavin: WHOOWOO!
Michael: OH SHIT! Gavin: Where'd you go?
Michael: Got to the exit but I'm missing a box...
Michael: Ok. So here's a cube. Gavin: Aaw, I like it.
Michael: Uuum...No. If I pick the cube up and then when I step on this
I hit the fucking ceil, ow!
Gavin: 3 2 1, Ooowp!
Noowp...Waawp!
Michael: AAAAW! Look at that! Beautiful! Gavin: That was a top fall!
Michael: Nailed it!
Michael: You say go, I'll drop it. I'll give you one second.
Gavin: Wait. Who's waiting a second? Michael: You say go. Then wait one second.
Then go. Gavin: Then why am I, why am I saying go?
Why don't I just wait one second? Michael: Ok, fine! I'll tell you when.
Gavin: *Laughs* Michael: Jesus Christ!
Michael: Go!
Gavin: Wah! Michael: Nice! Gavin: I got it!
Michael: Niice!
WOOOO! Gavin: We did it!
Michael: Hang on. I just need to get over there.
Michael: Record time, my ass!
Maybe the longest time ever!
Michael: WOOOOO! Gavin: HEEEEEEY!
Michael: Alright. I think that about does it for episode 1.
Gavin: Solid inaugural episode. Michael: That was pretty good.
Gavin: Tune in next when it won't be Portal 2.