>> Chris: IT'S TIME FOR THE FIGHTERS CLUB ROAST.
SINCE "STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS" WAS ANNOUNCED --
-- DID I MENTION THAT I'M GOING TO THE PREMIERE TONIGHT?
I'M GOING TO THE [BEEP] PREMIERE. I CAN'T EVEN CONTAIN
MYSELF. I CAN'T -- AHH -- SHUT UP CHRIS HARDWICK!
THIS HAS BEEN DOMINATING THE CONVERSATIONS ONLINE.
THERE ARE EVEN STAR WARS GRAPES!
STAR WARS GRAPES: FOR WHEN YOU WANT TO PRETEND YOU'RE EATING
YODA'S BALLS.
STAR WARS GRAPES.
EAT MY BALLS YO WILL. NOW, I'M AS EXCITED AS THE NEXT
NERD ABOUT THIS MOVIE, BUT I DO THINK "STARS WARS" COULD STAND
TO BE TAKEN DOWN A PEG, SO WE'RE -- I DON'T AGREE EITHER.
FOR THIS BIT WE'RE DOING A INTERGALACTIC ROAST.
COMEDIANS, I'M GOING TO GIVE EACH OF YOU A SET OF "STAR WARS"
CHARACTERS FROM THE "STAR WARS" WIKI, WOOKIEEPEDIA, AND FOR 250
POINTS, YOU'RE GONNA ROAST THEIR GOOFY MUGS.
JESSE, CHEWBACCA.
>> YOU LOOK LIKE A SASQUATCH AND YOU LIVE IN
A SPACESHIP. YOU'RE LIKE A REDNECK UNICORN.
THERE MUST BE A LINE AROUND THE BLOCK OF HICKS TRYING TO GET
[BEEP] IN THE ASS BY YOU.
>> Chris: NOT SURE HOW I FEEL ABOUT THAT WITH THIS SWEATER.
NEXT UP PONDA BABA.
>> ARE YOU CHOKING ON A KARDASHIAN.
[LAUGHING] >> YOU'RE THE ONLY STAR WARS
CHARACTER GETTING HIS TEETH CLEANED AT THE GYNECOLOGIST.
>> Chris: KU, YOU HAVE YODA.
>> YODA, MY GOD. HE'S SO ADORABLE AND UGLY AT THE SAME
TIME.
IT'S LIKE IT'S MR. MIAGI AND ET HAD SEX THAT'S WHAT YODA WOULD
BE.
>> Chris: WHICH ONE GOT PREGNANT?
>> Chris: NEXT UP ADMIRAL ACKBAR.
>> WAY TO MAKE EVERY SPACE SHIP SMELL LIKE FISH.
>> Chris: HE GETS YOU IN THERE, AND THEN -- IT'S A TRAP!
AL, FIRST UP FROM THE FORCE AWAKEN, KYLO REN.
>> OH, KYLO. WHAT'S UP? YOU'RE A NEWCOMER BRO.
PEOPLE DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT YOU.
I LIKE YOUR NAME, KYLO REN.
THE ONLY VILLAIN WHO SEEMS LIKE YOU WERE NAMED BY A HOLLYWOOD
SUPER COUPLE.
YOUR NAME'S KYLE? NO IT'S KYLO, KILL YOURSELF.
WE DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT YOU EXCEPT THAT YOU'RE BLACK.
WHICH IS ALL ANYBODY KNOWS ABOUT ME IN THIS AUDIENCE.
>> KEEP IT MOVING.
Chris: NEXT UP WICKET.
>> I CAN'T MAKE FUN OF SOMETHING THIS CUTE. HE'S ADORABLE.
>> Chris: HE'S A SAVAGE, HE'D EAT YOU IF HE HAD THE CHANCE,
AL.
>> NO MATTER WHAT THEY SAY I LIKE YOU.
WE STILL FRIENDS EVEN THOUGH YOU DON'T FALL FOR THE PEANUT BUTTER
TRICK LIKE MY DOG DOES.
AT LEAST NOT YET.