♪ ♪
>> James: OKAY.
AS THE STARS OF THE BRILLIANT AND HILARIOUS FILM
"SUPERINTELLIGENCE" WHICH IS ABOUT THE WORLD'S FIRST TRUE
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE, YOU ARE BEING CHALLENGED TO SPEND THE
DAY WITHOUT ANY A.I. OR TECHNOLOGY WHATSOEVER.
YOU WILL BE SPLIT INTO TWO TEAMS, SAM AND JEAN, MYSELF AND
MELISSA.
WHICHEVER TEAM RETURNS HERE FIRST WITH THE THREE TASKS
COMPLETED WILL WIN.
YOU MUST TAKE AND BRING BACK A SELFIE OF YOUR TEAM IN FRONT OF
AN ICONIC LOS ANGELES MONUMENT OR LANDMARK.
FIND A CHINESE RESTAURANT AND PURCHASE AND ORDER OF GENERAL
TSAU'S CHICKEN.
FIND A FRIEND YOU WILL BRING WITH YOU BACK TO TELEVISION
CITY, IT MUST BE SOMEONE YOU'RE KNOWN OVER A YEAR.
PLACE YOUR PHONES, WATCHES AND OTHER MISCELLANEOUS TECHNOLOGY
INTO THIS BOX.
NO CREDIT CARDS.
THAT COUNTS AS TECHNOLOGY.
>> I HAVE A BLOOD GLUCOSE MONITOR ON MY ARM.
>> James: I THINK THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
>> CERTAINLY.
NO, TAKE IT OFF.
TAKE OFF THE GLUCOSE MONITOR!
>> James: THAT'S LOCKED.
WE HAVE TWO HOURS, AND OUR TIME STARTS NOW.
OKAY.
MELISSA, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO!
>> OKAY.
>> James: WHAT'S THIS?
WHAT'S THIS BOX?
>> OOOH, MONEY!
A $20 BILL.
>> James: A CAMERA PHONE BOOK.
WET TOWELS.
WE'RE IN A CITY WITHOUT ANY LANDMARKS.
I LITERALLY DON'T KNOW MY WAY ANYWHERE WITHOUT A NAVIGATION
SYSTEM.
THIS SAYS NO LEFT TURN.
>> NO, IF YOU GO RIGHT AND RIGHT.
>> James: RIGHT AND RIGHT?
GO FULL McCARTHY.
>> I'M SORRY.
WAIT!
SORRY.
ONE SECOND.
THANK YOU.
THANK YOU SO MUCH!
>> James: OH, MY GOSH.
THANK YOU.
THIS IS GOING TO BE A BREEZE.
IT'S GOING TO BE AN ABSOLUTE BREEZE.
>> CBS STUDIOS IS AN AMERICAN LANDMARK.
WE CAN JUST FILM THERE.
>> OH, MY GOD.
HOW DID HE KNOW?
>> James: I DON'T KNOW.
EVERYBODY'S DONE BUT US.
I'M JUST FOLLOWING YOU.
I HOPE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
>> OOOH, OOOH!
WHAT?
OH, MY GOD THERE IT IS!
THERE IT IS!
>> OKAY.
OKAY.
JUST SAY -- >> FOR A SECOND.
( LAUGHTER ) >> JEAN SMART, COME ON DOWN!
( CHEERING ) >> James: THERE'S NO LANDMARKS
IN L.A.
THERE'S LITERALLY ALL OF THE LANDMARKS ARE A JACK IN THE BOX
AND GREAT PLACE FOR AVOCADO TOAST.
>> WHERE ARE THE TARPETTES.
>> James: I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE TARPETTES ARE.
>> WHAT'S THE LABRAYA TARPETTES.
IT'S A PIT OF TAR.
EXCUSE ME.
COULD YOU TELL ME WHERE THE LABREA TAR PITS ARE?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
OH YOU DON'T KNOW.
NO.
>> James: HELL OF A LANDMARK, McCARTHY.
COME ON, MAN!
GIVE ME A BREAK!
( LAUGHTER ) >> TAR PITS!
>> James: OH, I SEE.
THIS IS THE LANDMARK.
>> THIS IS THE LANDMARK.
>> James: MY KIDS HAVE BEEN HERE.
>> LET'S LEAVE THE CAR HERE.
THERE'S A WOOLLY MA'AM MUTH SOMEWHERE.
>> James: THAT'S AN ELEPHANT.
THAT'S THE TAR PIT.
REALLY GETTING THOSE KNEES GOING TODAY.
>> James: THERE IT IS.
YOU CAN SMELL IT.
>> James: THAT'S THE TAR PIT.
WHERE'S THE CAMERA?
>> I DON'T HAVE IT.
I THOUGHT YOU HAD IT.
YOU TOOK IT OUT OF THE BOX.
NO, NO!
WHEN YOU WENT IN THE BOX, YOU SAID, HERE'S THE CAMERA.
YOU SAID -- >> James: WAIT, I'LL GO GET
THE CAMERA.
>> GO, GO, GO, GO!
DON'T BREATHE IN THAT TAR!
OH, MY GOD!
YOU CAN DO IT!
HOPE HE HAS THE KEY.
♪ ♪
♪ >> LITTLE HUSTLE!
UNT SNIEWNT YOU WANT ME TO MOVE THE CAR?
>> PLEASE.
>> James: I'M UNDER TIME PRESSURE.
>> MOVE IT.
>> James: I'LL MOVE IT.
OH, MY GOD!
>> DOES ANYBODY THINK JAMES -- ANYBODY SEEN JAMES CORDEN?
OH, MY GOD!
THAT ABOY!
>> James: THEY MADE ME MOVE THE CAR!
>> OH, MY GOD!
>> James: TRAFFIC PERSON MADE ME MOVE THE CAR.
>> YOU'RE REALLY, REALLY SWEATY.
>> James: THAT'S IT.
THAT'S THE ONE.
>> I FEEL GREAT ABOUT THAT ONE.
>> James: LET'S GO.
ENJOY THE TAR PITS, GUYS.
>> James: ONE OF L.A.'S GREATEST LANDMARKS.
>> GET THAT STROLLER MOVING.
KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN FOR A PHONE.
THERE'S ONE RIGHT THERE.
I THINK I KNOW WHAT THE WIPES ARE FOR.
THAT'S DISGUSTING.
IT SOUNDS DIRTY.
>> YES, WE'RE WONDERING IF YOU COULD DEVELOP AN INSTAMATIC
CAMERA WITHIN AN HOUR.
YOU DON'T?
DID YOU EVER?
>> DO YOU DO ONE-HOUR PHOTO?
YOU DO?
OKAY, GREAT.
WE'LL BE RIGHT THERE.
THANK YOU.
>> OH, MY GOSH!
I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S STILL THERE, BUT THERE USED TO BE AN
ACTUAL CAMERA -- A CAMERA CAMERA SHOP ON FAIRFAX.
I THINK IT'S SAMMY'S CAMERA.
>> SAMMY'S CAMERA, RIGHT THERE.
OH!
YEP.
AND YOUR NAME.
SAM.
I'M DORIS.
DORIS, THANK YOU SO MUCH.
SEE YOU IN AN HOUR.
>> SEE YOU IN AN HOUR.
THANK YOU.
OH, MY GOD, ARE YOU UP ON A CURVE?
>> James: YEAH.
NO ONE SEEMS TO UNDERSTAND WHAT'S AT STAKE HERE.
>> OH!
>> James: OH!
SAMMY'S CAMERA.
>> James: THIS IS 500s.
SUPPOSED TO BE GOING THIS WAY.
>> James: BUT WE'RE IN THE LEFT LANE.
PAUL McCARTHY, REMEMBER.
PAUL McCARTHY.
>> CAN YOU LET US CUT THROUGH?
>> James: YES!
YES!
( HONKING ) NOW WE'RE COOKIN'!
OH, MY GOD!
SHE'S INCREDIBLE.
>> OH, THIS IS IT!
>> James: SAMMY'S CAMERA!
I HAVE TWO OTHER PEOPLE COME IN HERE AND DROPPED OFF A CAMERA.
>> YES, YOUNG MAN.
>> James: YOUNG MAN, YOU CAN LOSE THAT.
>> NOT GREAT PEOPLE.
>> James: TRUTHFULLY, THE IMAGES ARE DISGUSTING.
YOU DON'T WANT TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR DEVELOPING WHAT THOSE TWO --
>> I'M GOING TO SMACK TALK YOU BUT I'M NOT GETTING INTO THAT.
>> James: WHAT DO WE OWE YOU?
$12.
MONEY'S IN THE CAR.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK!
>> DOES ANYBODY KNOW A CHINESE RESTAURANT CLOSE TO HERE?
IN THE FARMER'S MARKET?
FARMERS MARKET!
PAY LATER!
>> James: WHAT DID I GO GET THE MONEY FOR!
>> WE'RE LEAVING!
( BEEPING ) >> OH, PLEASE, PLEASE -- WE'RE
HERE FROM "THE LATE LATE SHOW" AND ARE WONDERING DO YOU HAVE
GENERAL TAO'S CHICKEN?
OH!
I'LL GIVE YOU FIVE BUCKS CASH.
>> I CAN'T DO THAT.
WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?
I SEE.
>> James: WHICH WAY, THE FARMERS MARKET HERE.
WELCOME TO THE FARMERS MARKET.
THERE IT IS!
HI!
HOW ARE YOU?
WE NEAT GENERAL TAO'S CHICKEN?
HOW MUCH IS IT?
>> $8.
>> James: $8?
YEAH.
>> James: WHAT IS IT?
CAN I TRY A BIT OF THAT ONE?
MM-MMM!
>> THAT'S GOOD.
IF YOU'RE CURBING OUT, I'M NOT GOING TO SAY NO, PLEASE.
>> HI, WE NEED MONEY FOR A TV SHOW.
COULD YOU GIVE US $2.
>> WE NEED MONEY TO BUY GENERAL TAO'S CHICKEN.
>> NOBODY WITH WHITE PANTS DOESN'T HAVE MONEY.
MAYBE A SPRING ROLL?
JUST A SPRING ROLL?
IS THERE A SPRING ROLL KNOCKING AROUND?
NO, NO, WE'VE ONLY GOT 8.
I CAN'T STRESS THAT ENOUGH.
AND THAT COMES WITH DRINKS, DOES IT?
THANK YOU, WE'VE GOT TO GO.
THIS WAY, THIS WAY, THIS WAY!
( CHEERING ) SEE YA!
OKAY.
>> THIS IS REALLY RED.
WE'RE DOING A TV SHOW AND WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BUY CHINESE FOOD AND
WE ONLY HAVE $7 BECAUSE WE'RE ON A SCAVENGER HUNT.
IS THERE A WAY YOU CAN PITCH IN 11?
>> JUST HELP US OUT.
OH, MY GOD!
THANK YOU.
!
YES!
>> James: I THINK WE HAVE TO FIND THE FRIEND FIRST?
>> THERE'S A 92% CHANCE IF WE GO TO GROUND LINK THEY'LL NO
SOMEONE.
>> DO YOU HAVE A LAND LINE PHONE WE CAN BORROW BRIEFLY?
CALL MY FRIEND JAMIE AND I KNOW HER PHONE NUMBER.
JAMIE, IT'S SAM.
I NEED YOU TO MEET UP WITH US.
>> SEE THE THINGS HANGING DOWN?
WE'RE ON A SCAVENGER HUNT AND LOOKING FOR SOMEONE WE KNOW.
>> KEVIN KIRKPATRICK.
WHERE IS HE.
THE THEATER.
>> James: YOU KNOW KEVIN KIRKPATRICK?
>> 15 YEARS.
HE WAS IN MY WEDDING.
>> GOING THERE AS QUICK AS YOU CAN.
CBS, LET'S GO!
>> WHERE'S KEVIN?
I THINK HE WENTO AN AUDITION.
>> James: HE HAD AN AUDITION?
IS KEVIN HERE?
YOU THINK HE'S GONE TO AN AUDISH.
>> DO YOU HAVE A WATER?
>> James: I NEED A FRIEND I'VE KNOWN LONGER THAN 12 MONTHS!
>> MY FRIEND JAMIE, I TOLD HER TO BE RIGHT OUTSIDE, SO I LOOK
OUT FOR HER.
SHE'S BLONDE.
>> AMAZING, WHOEVER SHE IS.
THAT'S HER, JAMIE!
JAMIE!
GET IN!
>> WHAT IS HAPPENING?
I'LL EXPLAIN EVERYTHING IN THE CAR.
JUST GET IN!
>> OH, MY GOD!
GO, GO, GO, GO, GO!
DO YOU KNOW OUR MANAGING DIRECTOR?
SHE'S BACK THERE.
>> SHE'S BACK IN HER OFFICE.
>> James: HEATHER D. MICHELLE?
THAT'S MY VOCAL WARMUP.
HEATHER D. MICHELLE, HEATHER D.
MICHELLE.
>> HEATHER...
I.
DO YOU WANT TO GET IN OUR CAR WITH US?
>> James: HEATHER D. MICHELLE!
NOW, BE HONEST, HAVE YOU KNOWN MELISSA McCARTHY LONGER THAN
12 MONTHS.
>> 30 YEARS.
>> James: 30 YEARS?
WE'VE GOT THE CHINESE, WE'VE GOT THE SELFIE, EVERYWHERE'S A RED
LIGHT!
( LAUGHTER ) >> I MIGHT NEED YOU.
LOOK AT THIS.
>> THANK YOU!
( HONKING ) >> James: THEY STOP AND
THEY'RE NOT ANGRY.
LOOK, LOOK AT THAT!
IF THAT WAS ME, I WOULD HAVE DIED FOUR TIMES TODAY.
>> BUT THEY'RE LIKE WELL, SHE'S IN AN OLIVE GREEN JUMP SUIT, SHE
KNOWS WHAT SHE'S TALKING ABOUT.
I DON'T SEE THEM.
>> James: I'M GOING.
OH, GOSH.
OH, MY GOSH.
WE'RE PUTTING THE CAR HERE.
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!
WE NEED THE FOOD, THE FOOD, THE PICTURES!
HAVE YOU GOT THE PICTURES?
GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO!
IS THE CAR OKAY THERE?
I FEEL LIKE THE CAR'S NOT OKAY THERE!
( BEEPING ) ♪
♪ >> ARE WE THE FIRST ONES?
>> James: HEY!
NO!
>> James: WE DID IT TWICE.
WE GOT MORE SELFIES AT OTHER LANDMARKS.
TWO SELFIES IN FRONT OF LANDMARKS, THAT'S A POINT EACH.
TWO ORDERS OF CHINESE CHICKEN, TWO FRIENDS YOU'VE KNOWN OVER A
YEAR, WHICH MEANS THE WINNERS IF THEY DID IT IN RECORD TIME ARE
ME AND MELISSA McCARTHY AND HEATHER D. MICHELLE!
WHOO!
I'M SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS.
I'M SORRY GUYS, BUT I THINK THE TRUTH IS WE'RE ALL WINNERS TODAY
BECAUSE WE ALL LEARNED SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT WHICH IS -- WE
LEARNED THAT WE ARE ALL USELESS WITHOUT OUR CELL PHONES.
WELL DONE EVERYBODY.
IT'S TIME TO GIVE YOU YOUR PHONES BACK.
WHO KNOWS THE CODE FOR THIS?
>> SERIOUSLY?
>> James: ANYONE?
GUYS?
>> James: GUYS?
>> SERIOUSLY, GUYS, SOMEBODY'S GOT ANOTHER CONE.