- Can I sing? - Yeah, you can sing.
You choose that time to talk to me!
He just played two games!
I'm not talking to my father!
Who looks older?
- You! - Nahhh!
You.
I have to treat him like a little baby.
"Stay calm. Easy, Dej, everything is good."
Sometimes I give him chocolate to make him calm, but...
I like him.
If it should hurt me, he will tell me to my face,
so we like to joke, he likes to joke, we really enjoy our time together.
He always say wings, or he thinks he can fly.
Cobra. He calls it 'cobra', yeah.
My wings on the back.
I said wings, they didn't understand.
When I show you...you are jealous.
He was born like this, with messy hair.
Five seconds, straight after the shower, take his towel...and that's it.
Did you say, "Never does his hair after a shower, he just goes home"?
You've been born like this, you cannot do anything about that.
Exactly the same.
Uh, I think he's moody.
He can change immediately.
You can talk to him now, and after three seconds he's a different person.
I said you are moody, you change a lot.
Yeah, because of you.
- I don't know. - What can I do?
If you don't score, my mood is changing quickly - what can I do?
He doesn't like to put his shoes on his feet, I don't know why.
So lazy with his shoes, let's say for that.
What is Mo's worst habit?
That I'm too nice?
I'll find something else.
Look at your feet.
Especially the left one.
Sometimes you wake up in the morning and you forget.
- Do you have blisters? - No.
Cos it's very easy to do it, like...
OK, your feet is out now.
That means you are lazy.
Not lazy. Even if I wear it, I would never put my hand down, just...
No, lazy. OK, next one.
I don't care, I don't know.
The only goal I can remember for him was against Dortmund,
because his celebration was unbelievable.
Looks like it's the last game of his life.
I said I didn't know, because I didn't care, honestly,
when I used to play for Roma, I didn't care if Dejan scored or not.
Then I said the only goal I remember is when you scored against Dortmund...
Oh, yeah, did you watch?
No! Because you were very happy, and the way you celebrated,
and you're still talking about the goal for five years now.
My first goal was against Liverpool.
Yeah?
In the Premier League, yeah.
He will be like...
"I have more awards than you have goals", or something like that.
But I'd say...a good 15, 16?
Trust me, guys, trust me, he is only pretending that he doesn't know the answer.
- Including the 'player of the game', or not? - No.
You want a player of the training ground, or what?
Seven Liverpool Player of the Months.
Six Goal of the Months.
Four PFA Player of the Months.
Three Premier League Player of the Months.
Two Champions League Goal of the Week.
African Player of the Year.
Football Writers' Association...
BBC African Player of the Year.
Arab Player of the Year.
Liverpool Player of the Year...
And Croatian Player of the Year?!
..Liverpool Player of the Season.
Premier League Golden Boot.
29, including one award...
Dejan...
Yeah, I remember, I remember.
I knew you would say that!
It was September. He just played two games from five games!
I remember you were injured, after that then he won the award.
From four, sorry, not five games.
- And... - OK, no reply.
30 awards, with...
- 30? - Yeah.
Absolutely not, he will not do that.
He will not do that.
- For you, I will do everything. - OK, do it.
- You said yes. - If my mood is right, yes.
- Now? - It's not good.
I said. We'll never know.
I was liking my own picture on his Instagram account.
That's the honest answer, so, zero.
Never. Just one time when you did it yourself.
- On the airplane. - Well done.
- Congratulations. - Thank you.
Thank you, but I never.
The biggest buzz could be being tagged by Mo on Instagram.
Because he wants more followers.
The only thing that I want is always to beat him.
So if it's the crossbar challenge...
That's what I said.
- Yeah, thank you. - Exactly.
What he said, tell me. What he said?
- Being tagged by me on Instagram. - Ohh, I don't care!
I have no idea. Can you give me an answer, so I know in the future?
- Boss. - Boss?
Yeah. And Scrub.
- You have two cats? - Yeah.
You know that I'm allergic to cats?
So this is why you never invite me.
My daughter decides. She is the boss, she decides.
She watches the cartoons on YouTube...
Tom and Jerry.
..called Boss, so that cat is called...
You know Tom and Jerry?
Yeah, I know Tom and Jerry.
It's like me and you, Tom and Jerry!
Me.
"Which...?"
I don't know. Probably me.
Roger Federer.
You know what tennis is?
Some Egyptian...
..actor, football player.
I don't know, to be honest.
Arnold Schwarzenegger?
Yeah.
OK, next question.
It's the same when I ask something on WhatsApp, there is no answer back.
Just another question.
So I can choose myself,
because I would make fun of him in the lift, that would be a lot of fun.
And he would be sweating and screaming maybe.
- No answer? - No answer.
I don't have phobia from lifts, so I would have some jokes with you.
If you were in a bad mood, then good luck.
Oh, good luck, yeah, definitely.
Trent Alexander-Arnold and Andy Robertson.
He's asking me to translate it back, so...
I'm a translator for him sometimes.
Robbo is the first one.
I want to record what he's saying and hear it five times to understand.
Robbo, slow down and tell me easy.
But I understand. I just tell him, "Can you say again? And easy, slow down."
That I can answer in a serious way,
because I'm always calm, smiling, he likes that a lot about me.
- He's a really good man. - Thank you very much.
With a big heart. That's the main thing.
He is an honest man, I am an honest man.
I know he is taking my advice.
Let's say I am a good friend to him.
What's Mo's favourite thing about Dejan?
Nothing. Did I...?
Favourite thing about you.
Who is older? Who is older?
You!
But who looks older?
- You! - Nahhh!
You.
But let me answer this question. He has a big heart,
his inside is soft, he likes everyone,
he wants everyone to have a good career and good life,
so...I think that's enough.