Hey, man. I hate to admit this, but this is my first trophy.
Only problem is that goofy golf guy on top.
Maybe the guy at the trophy store can put a hockey guy on there.
Happy, shut your trap. All right.
I admit, you were great out there today. Thank you.
But you weren't that great. A lot of that was luck.
Well, some might call it luck. I'd like to call it-- Well, luck, I guess. So what?
I want you to put off joinin' the Pro Tour for a while.
We got a lot of work to do before you compete with real professionals.
Forget it, Chubbs. I learned a lot today. I'll pick up the rest.
Stop bein' a damn fool!
People would kill to be able to hit the ball like you.
You got an advantage over any man that walks out onto the tee.
All we need to do is develop the rest of your game.
Then you'd be unstoppable, son.
You're probably right, but I just can't wait. I need money.
Spoken like a true asshole. Look,just give me six months. I'll work with ya every day.
No, no, no, no. I gotta-- I gotta go.
I appreciate everything. Wish me luck.
[ Groans ]
[ Exhales ] Best of luck, kid. Best of luck.
Marty, if you'd stop yappin'for a second, I could tell ya.
The price is $200 per quilt.
Yeah. Well, this is handmade quality shit we're talkin' here.
Yes. Well, when do you need 'em by?
All right. Good doin'business with ya.
Okay, listen up, everybody. Turn up your volumes. Announcement.
I got good news. We're extending arts and crafts time by four hours today.
- My fingers hurt. - What's that?
My fingers hurt. Oh, well-- Oh.
Now your back's gonna hurt,
'cause you just pulled landscaping duty.
Hmm. Anybody else's fingers hurt?
I didn't think so.
Why do you make me act like that in front of everybody, huh?
Mr. Gilmore! Hey! Toidy's straight down to the right, dear.
How's my grandma? She's super. We're just enjoying arts and crafts now.
- Grandma's quite a quilter. - Hey!
Wow, that's a tremendous-lookin' trophy.
Happy, I'm so glad to see you. Ahh.
I'm glad to see you, too, Grandma.
I been thinking about you all the time.
Looks like everybody's havin' fun here, huh? [ Chuckles ]
- Y-Yeah. - [ Chuckles ]
[ Chuckles ]
Grandma, good news:
I made the Professional Golfers' Tour.
That's lovely, dear. Yeah, it is lovely.
You know what else is lovely?
If I can beat those other guys, we're gonna get the house back.
Oh, thank God!
- I can't stand to live in this place another minute! - I thought you like it here.
That orderly guy seems very nice. Don't you like him?
Oh, I do. I do. Uh, it's just, uh--
Well, the air conditioner's broken. I-I'm getting a little warm.
Well,just let the kid fix it for ya.
All right. Got the little twisty knobs.
That ain't doin' it. All right.
[ Air Conditioner Crashes, Woman Screams ]
Mister! Mister!
Get this off of me! Mister!
- Hang on! I'll be right down! - [ Woman Moans ]