You're not going to die. l'm holding the ladder.
lfyou fall, Iand on the mattress.
Hello. Yes. Yes. We're having some problems with our plumbing, and l was--
[ Man ] t can't move.
[ Men Grunting ]
There's no reason why you should've heard ofme.
l don't have any references. tjust--
- Somebody here call a carpenter ? - Oh, yes. We did.
[Walter] Yale. Yeah.
Don't let go ofthe ladder !
How much do l make a year ?
Uh, how much doyou make a year ?
Really ?
No. No, that's not aJewish name.
Get out ofmy life, would you ?
[Anna ] Don't touch me, pig !
t'm serious. Get away from me.
Stop it !
Oh, yeah ? Well, l'm sory.
She didn't say nothin' about being married.
l just thought she was good-lookin' wool.
This animal attacked me ! l didn't say anything about anything.
Look, l don't wanna cause trouble.
lfl came on a little strong, l'm sory, okay ?
No, it's not okay. Just get out ofhere.
Well, okay. Ifthat's whatyou want.
l thinkwe should call the police.
Hey, let's not get nuts here.
[ Sighing ] Who areyou an_ay ?
Art Shirk. l'm the carpenter. l thinkwe spoke on the phone.
- You're the carpenter ? - Yeah. Well, l guess l'll be going.
Oh, wait a minute ! Just wait a minute. Maybe we can clear this up.
Clearthis up ? What areyou doing ? He tried--
l know, but he's supposed to be a really good carpenter.
- He tried to attack me. - Hejust thoughtyou were good-lookin' wool--
an attractive woman.
He didn't know whoyou were.
[ Chuckling ] Look, uh,
doyou know how hard it is to find a really good carpenter ?
Besides, l think he's got a brother who's a plumber.
Really ? A brother who's a plumber ?
Doyou think l should sleep with him ?
[ Chuckling ] l think l'm going to start dinner.
The house is gonna be great.
Great.
Great !
Hey, l'm sory about that--
You'll have plenty ofopportunities to make it up to us.
You know, usually a woman calls a carpenter,
she's lookin' for the old ''hammer and nail.''
And l don't mean-- Yeah, l know whatyou mean.
Hey, buddy, didyou really buythis house ?
Yes, l did. [ Men Snickering ]
[ Both Laughing ]