>>
>> HELLO,
>> HELLO, EVERYONE AND WELCOME TO TONIGHT WITH CASSIDY.
HAPPY NEW YEAR.
WELCOME TO OUR FIRST SHOW.
YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE A NEW
YOU.
YOU.
YOU. YOU
YOU. YOU COULD BUT IT MIGHT JUST
MEAN YOU WANT TO TRY SOME NEW
THINGS LIKE EATING HEALTHY,
SKYDIVING, OR WATCHING MORE
HORROR MOVIES.
HORROR MOVIES. IF YOU STAY OFF THE INTERNET
AND HAVEN'T HEARD OF BIRD BOX
YET, THAT'S PROBABLY GREAT.
IT'S A NEW HORROR MOVIE THAT
CAME OUT A FEW WEEKS AGO.
WHEN EVERYONE HAD EXTRA FREE
TIME OVER THE HOLIDAYS, A LOT
OF PEOPLE WERE WATCHING IT.
THIS
THIS DOES
THIS DOES NOT GIVE AWAY ANY SPOILERS BUT THERE IS SOME TYPE
OF MONSTER CREATURE THAT TAKES
OVER THE TOWN.
YOU CAN'T LOOK AT IT OR YOU
DIE.
DIE.
DIE. THE
DIE. THE HOME MOVIE.
EVERYONE INCLUDING THE STAR,
SANDRA BULLOCK, IS BLINDFOLDED.
THEY CANNOT SEE.
IN THE NON-NETFLIX WORLD,
PEOPLE HAVE STARTED THE BIRD
BOX CHALLENGE.
BOX CHALLENGE. BASICALLY, BLINDFOLD YOURSELF
FOR 24 HOURS AND JUST TRY TO
SURVIVE.
SURVIVE.
SURVIVE. UNSURPRISINGLY, IT IS NOT GOING
WELL FOR SOME PEOPLE.
IT IS JUST NOT OKAY.
IF WE GO TO THE NEXT ONE, AND
YOU KEEP WATCHING, A NICE
LITTLE FAMILY GOING FOR A
STROLL AROUND THE HOUSE, AND
THEN IT'S NOT GOOD.
DO NOT DO THAT TO YOUR SELF OR
YOUR SMALL CHILDREN.
IT HAS GOTTEN SO OUT OF CONTROL
THAT EVEN THE OFFICIAL NETFLIX
ACCOUNT HAD TO TWEET OUT SAYING
NOT TO DO THE BIRD BOX
CHALLENGE.
CHALLENGE. I HAVE ONE WISH FOR 2019 AND
THAT IT'S NOT ENDING UP IN THE
HOSPITAL DUE TO MEMES.
HERE IS CASSIDY QUINN TELLING
YOU TO NOT DO THE BIRD BOX
CHALLENGE.
CHALLENGE. HOWEVER, HERE IS ALSO ME HOLDING
A MAKESHIFT BLINDFOLD IN MY
HAND BECAUSE WE'RE GOING TO DO
OUR OWN BIRD BOX CHALLENGE IN
THE STUDIO FOR MOST OF THE
FIRST FULL SEGMENT OF THE SHOW
BUT MOSTLY BECAUSE AT FIRST WE
HAVE TO EXPLAIN WHAT WE ARE
DOING.
DOING.
DOING. IT
DOING. IT IS JANUARY.
A LOT OF PEOPLE TRY DRY JANUARY,
NOT DRINKING ALCOHOL FOR THE
ENTIRE MONTH, BUT THERE IS
STILL PLENTY OF FUN THINGS TO
DRINK.
DRINK.
DRINK. WE
DRINK. WE HAVE RED STAR HAVE EARNED
HERE TO SHOW US SOME ZERO PROOF
COCKTAILS.
COCKTAILS. >> AS BARTENDERS, WE HAVE TO
OFFER PEOPLE WHO DON'T DRINK
SOMETHING REFRESHING.
SOMETHING REFRESHING. IT'S NOT OUR JOB TO STRONG ARM
PEOPLE INTO DRINKING BOOZE.
IT'S ALWAYS A CHALLENGE.
I LOVE DOING MOCK TALES,
HONESTLY.
HONESTLY.
HONESTLY. GARNISHES ARE ALWAYS IMPORTANT
TO ME.
TO ME.
TO ME. YEAH, THIS IS ACTUALLY A MOCK
TAIL WE ARE DOING TODAY.
MY BAR MANAGER, BRANDON LOCKE
CAME UP WITH IT.
THE ORIGINAL DRINK IS THE OTHER
SIDE OF THE PILLOW.
CUCUMBER VODKA, AGAVE, DILL.
YOU SHAKE OUT THE DILL BECAUSE
YOU DON'T WANT IT IN YOUR TEAM.
>> YOU DO NOT WANT THINGS IN
YOUR TEETH FOR JANUARY.
LOOKS LIKE A REGULAR COCKTAIL.
NOBODY IS GOING TO BE LIKE WHY
AREN'T YOU DRINKING SOMETHING
FUN?
FUN?
FUN? YOU
FUN? YOU ARE STILL ENJOYING IT.
NOT HAVING LIKE A SODA.
>> WE EVEN HAVE KIDS WHO COME
IN AND WANT TO CELEBRATE WITH
THEIR PARENTS.
THEIR PARENTS. WE WILL PUT THIS IN A CHAMPAGNE
FLUTE.
FLUTE.
FLUTE. WERE NOT?
WERE NOT?
WERE NOT? >> YOU HAVE THESE ALL TIMES OF
THE YEAR?
THE YEAR?
THE YEAR? >> OH YEAH.
WE HAVE A FULL BAR.
WE WILL FIGURE OUT WHAT THE
GUEST'S PALLET IS LIKE.
WHAT THEY ARE GOING FOR.
JUST LIKE REGULAR COCKTAILS,
THERE'S NO REASON TO EXCLUDE
THE CREATIVITY, THE FUN THAT
YOU HAVE WITH COCKTAILS JUST
BECAUSE THERE IS NO ALCOHOL.
>> I'VE DONE THAT.
I'VE GONE TO BARS, NOT FELT
LIKE DRINKING AND ASKED THE
BARTENDER WHAT THEIR FAVORITE
DRINK IS.
DRINK IS.
DRINK IS. THAT MIGHT BE TOUGH FOR A
BARTENDER IF YOU TRY TO GET
THEM TO GO ON THE FLY.
FOR ME, IT'S PROBABLY TOUGH TO
MAKE ANY OF THESE COCKTAILS
WHETHER THEY HAVE BOOZE OR NOT.
WE ARE GOING TO DO OUR OWN BIRD
BOX CHALLENGE.
BOX CHALLENGE. THERE ARE NO SHARP OBJECTS ON
THE TABLE, RIGHT?
>> NOTHING CRAZY UNLESS YOU
BREAK SOME GLASS.
>> WE HAVE THIS NICE WOODEN
TABLE IN FRONT OF US.
OKAY.
OKAY. I'M
OKAY. I'M SCARED.
I'M SCARED. THIS IS TERRIFYING.
IT'S VERY DARK.
WHERE DO I START?
>> THAT'S UP TO YOU.
>> THAT FEELS LIKE THE SHAKIR.
>> IT IS.
>> IT IS.
>> IT IS. YOU WANT ME TO JIGGER THESE OUT
TO YOU AND PASS IT TO YOU.
>> THAT'S WHAT A GREAT IDEA.
I DON'T WANT TO WASTE THE
CONTENTS.
CONTENTS.
CONTENTS. >> WE HAVE AN OUNCE AND A HALF
OF GREEN TEA.
THAT IS FRESH.
PASSOUT OVER.
PASSOUT OVER. THERE YOU ARE.
>> I CAN HEAR YOU LAUGHING AT
THE CAMERA.
THE CAMERA. I DON'T WANT TO SPELL IT.
GO, YES!
GO, YES!
GO, YES! SPEED HELPS.
SPEED HELPS. YOU JUST HAVE TO BE BOLD AND
CONFIDENT.
CONFIDENT. >> NEXT ROUND, WE HAVE THREE-
QUARTER OUNCE AGAVE READY TO
GO.
>>
>> PRODUCER CHRISTIAN, I'VE BEEN THINKING TODAY, MAYBE I
SHOULD TRY DRY JANUARY.
PRODUCER CHRISTIAN SAYS DO NOT
DO THAT BECAUSE WE MAY OR MAY
NOT HAVE A BOOZY ICE CREAM
SEGMENT.
SEGMENT.
SEGMENT. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT DRY
JANUARY?
JANUARY?
JANUARY? >> I WILL NOT BE PARTICIPATING.
I DEFINITELY TRY TO FIND THAT
BALANCE.
BALANCE.
BALANCE. HERE WE GO.
WE HAVE THREE-QUARTER OUNCE
LIME JUICE.
LIME JUICE. >> FRESH LIME JUICE.
OKAY.
>>
>> IF
>> IF I
>> IF I JUST DID IT WHEN I WAS NOT DOING THE SHOW, IT WOULD
PROBABLY BE FAIRLY EASY BUT WE
DO ALL KINDS OF FUN THINGS.
JUST THROW THAT IN THERE?
I LIKE IT.
IT GETS ALL KINDS OF TEXTURES.
THIS IS WHERE IT COULD BE
INTERESTING BECAUSE AM I GOING
TO SHAKE THIS?
>> THAT'S UP TO YOU.
>> DIRECTORS J SAYS YES.
IT ALREADY FEELS WEIRD.
WHAT'S THAT?
WHAT'S THAT? >> A SLICE OF CUCUMBER.
NOTHING CRAZY.
NOTHING CRAZY. >> THAT FEELS VERY WEIRD.
>>
>> WE'RE
>> WE'RE GOING TO THROW A COUPLE OF ICE CUBES IN THERE.
>> TONGS.
>> TONGS.
>> TONGS. THIS IS LIKE IF YOU'VE SEEN
BIRD BOX.
BIRD BOX.
BIRD BOX. HAVE YOU SEEN THE CHALLENGE
PEOPLE DO ON YOUTUBE WHERE THEY
TRY TO LIFT COTTON BALLS BUT
YOU CAN'T SEE THEM?
WHEREAS THE ICE?
DID I GET ONE?
>> YOU GOT THREE IN THERE.
ONE MORE.
ONE MORE.
ONE MORE. >> THESE TONGUES ARE THE
SHARPEST THINGS WE HAVE.
>> DO YOU WANT TO SHAKE THIS?
>> WHY NOT.
>> I'M GOING TO GET IT ON TOP
OF THERE.
OF THERE.
OF THERE. HIT THAT DOWN.
FLIPPED THIS OVER.
DO A 180 THERE.
>> OKAY, OKAY.
WHAT WAS THIS CALLED AGAIN?
>> ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE
PILLOW.
PILLOW.
PILLOW. >> LIKE WHEN IT'S COLD?
>> YOU KNOW WHEN THE PILLOW IS
TOO HOT, AND YOU FLIP IT OVER,
AND IT'S NICE AND COOL ON THE
FACE?
FACE?
FACE? >>
FACE? >> IT'S GOOD.
THAT I SPILL ANYTHING?
>> YOU KNOW WHAT?
>> DO I TRUST MYSELF TO POUR IT
INTO THE GLASS?
>> WE HAVE A HAWTHORNE STRAINER
TO THIS IS GOING TO GET REAL
WEIRD.
WEIRD.
WEIRD. >>
WEIRD. >> I HEAR LISA LAUGHING.
WHERE IS THE GLASS?
>> THAT'S HER GLASS.
ONE SEC.
ONE SEC.
ONE SEC. HOLD IT UP A LITTLE BIT.
POUR IT THROUGH THIS STRAINER.
GO FOR IT.
>> AGAIN, CONFIDENCE IN 2019.
OH GOD, THIS IS TERRIFYING.
>> NICE JOB.
>> OH MY GOSH.
THE WORLD IS STILL HERE.
WE ARE LIVE IN 2019.
OH MY GOSH.
IT DIDN'T EVEN SPELL.
>> YOU'VE GOT TO GET YOUR
GARNISH ON THERE.
>> IT DIDN'T TASTE IT YET.
GOT A GARNISH.
OH MY GOSH.
CHEERS TO DRY JANUARY.
YOU SHOULD MAKE THIS AT HOME.
>> YOU'VE GOT AGAVE, GREEN TEA
AND LIME JUICE.
WITH THE AGAVE, WE DO DILUTE IT
BECAUSE IT'S REALLY THICK SO WE
GO AGAVE NECTAR AND HOT WATER.